Eat a dick, Bret Bielema, you fat fucking retard

[Beau Vine 53718]

[Longboard Horn 39890]

Yes! It's back!

[Longboard Horn 39890]

[1978horn 867]

I approve

[Machinator 32097]

This thread should never be allowed to fall off the first page.

[Neonmoon 38126]

Fuck this fat retard. 

Where is his coaching now?

[pops 6959]

You have done the Lord's work

[Ldogg53 514]

Wait. How are there not pics of his hot ass wife yet?!?

[nivek3 83]

[runthebone 7894]

His failure is borderline erotic

[mulletpelini 5206]

[Assman 1830]

Oblig

[936horn 910]

Thankful this thread will never die.

[EastTexan 662]

Seriously, he got a job yet? Not a knob polishing job, but coaching job.

[NOMAAA 1694]

haha.  love it.

[Hefeweizen 5222]

Cosign.  Borderline erotic when he got canned. 

[Jester 382]

Serious Rhetoric question.  Has there ever been a more punch-able face?

[Rollo Tomassi 80]

that's one big fat face.  He may be part bull frog.

[alphahorn 1637]

1 hour ago, Assman said:

Oblig

This has to be a Candy Fisher starter kit if ever there was one

 

[jimmyjazz 45192]

He could actually be the love child of Chris Christie and Butthead.

[Longboard Horn 39890]

1 hour ago, Jester said:

Serious Rhetoric question.  Has there ever been a more punch-able face?

Punchable faces:

1. Bert

2. Craig James 

3. Daniel Figurelli 

4. Kevin Morgan 

[RonPrince 2]

In my book "Ron Prince, the Prince, a Ron Prince Story" by Ron Prince I will tell all about the time I ran into Bielema at a Golden Corral and ate that fat fuck under the table in an eating contest. Good times.

[General Specific 3154]

Where does he get his clothes, Lake Tavis Tent and Awning?

[Longboard Horn 39890]

13 hours ago, Assman said:

Oblig

Fap material 

[rpspeed 1346]

11 hours ago, Jester said:

Serious Rhetoric question.  Has there ever been a more punch-able face?

it's close but all 3 belong on the podium

[Longboard Horn 39890]

Jesus Christ! Bert is approaching Mangino fat! And he's retarded. And he probably ate some dicks last night.

Edited April 6, 2018 by Longboard Horn

[Call 393]

Probably? More like absolutely. 

[DocZaius 64]

[Call 393]

That’s an insult to adult Butthead but an uncanny resemblance 

[Longboard Horn 39890]

16 hours ago, Assman said:

Oblig

[Eskimohorn 5569]

In my book "Ron Prince, the Prince, a Ron Prince Story" by Ron Prince I will tell all about the time I ran into Bielema at a Golden Corral and ate that fat fuck under the table in an eating contest. Good times.

Are you really Ron Prince? reliving glory days

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

Edited March 30, 2018 by UT Lawnghorn

[DaysOff 7683]

That's his skinny pic.

[In re UofA 29]

Unemployed.

[NIUHuskies 491]

Anybody got a spare $2 million?

 

https://m.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2018/03/27/ex-razorbacks-head-coach-bret-bielema-lists-fayetteville-mansion-for-2-million

[Bevo14 8196]

5 minutes ago, NIUHuskies said:

Anybody got a spare $2 million?

 

https://m.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2018/03/27/ex-razorbacks-head-coach-bret-bielema-lists-fayetteville-mansion-for-2-million

Not for a house in fucktardville, rednecksas

[EtOH 63]

3 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Not for a house in fucktardville, rednecksas

 You’re leaving money on the table. There’s at least that much in hoagies stuffed under the couch seats. 

[Assman 1830]

Bet you'd have to replace all the toilets in that house.

[SomnambulantBrobdingnagian 8]

subscribed

 

and in honor of the new site

 

fuck all of you

[LoneStarBiker 145]

Needs more wifey

 

 

 

[Parliament 14010]

8 hours ago, NIUHuskies said:

Anybody got a spare $2 million?

 

https://m.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2018/03/27/ex-razorbacks-head-coach-bret-bielema-lists-fayetteville-mansion-for-2-million

How many axles does it have?

[nycHorn 2936]

What was once the greatest thread title on the Shag has been usurped by Surly with Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi.  Hold your head high; you had a great run.....eat a dick, Bret Bielema, you fat fucking retard.

[DaysOff 7683]

Can't believe amateur athletics creates generational wealth for fat fucking retards like this.

On that note I really want us to be good at football again.

['stache 21564]

Needs more wifey
 


 
 

Anybody got a spare $2 million?
 
https://m.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2018/03/27/ex-razorbacks-head-coach-bret-bielema-lists-fayetteville-mansion-for-2-million

[Eddyline 116]

On 3/31/2018 at 9:02 AM, Parliament said:

How many axles does it have?

"Includes never-used exercise equipment."

 

[Longboard Horn 39890]

[Longboard Horn 39890]

[Longboard Horn 39890]

I will forever laugh at the fact that Arky fired him seconds after the Mizzou game. That's only second to the Lane Kiffin USC firing.It's borderline erotic!

[Longboard Horn 39890]

[dufus 9]

On 3/31/2018 at 1:01 AM, NIUHuskies said:

Anybody got a spare $2 million?

 

https://m.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2018/03/27/ex-razorbacks-head-coach-bret-bielema-lists-fayetteville-mansion-for-2-million

This part was funny:

No word on where he's moving, but there's a little internet speculation that he might land a permanent role of some kind with the Patriots organization. Such a move would represent a change of pace for the Pats, known for hiring highly competent staff.