which female lead from an old western would you have wanted to fuck, and why is it Angie Dickinson?

[Gil Bang 25978]

 

 

[Post Oak 20249]

I mean yeah. But also

 

[Kel Varnsen 8539]

Just a poke

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2078]

I’d cheat for that poke. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8937]

[Horn80 6131]

1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Just a poke

Winner.  End of discussion.

[cactusflinthead 27601]

[henrygandorf 29192]

i don't really like westerns, but if i have to play...

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1693]

It’s twoo!! It’s twoo!!

[freyguy 4278]

I win right?

[atomheartbevo 89735]

1 hour ago, freyguy said:

I win right?

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Is a TV miniseries from 1989 an “old western?” I guess I’m just being an old.

I never got the “Angie Dickinson is hot” conversation from people back in the day when she was on Police Woman or when Carson would practically splooge in his pants during her many appearances, but just a few years ago, I saw her in the movie Gil referenced, Rio Bravo, and that changed my thinking: she was fucking amazing. Shoulda stayed a brunette.

(DePalma’s use of a body double for Angie in Dressed to Kill was the inspiration for his movie Body Double. Just a little factoid you didn’t ask for or need. Merry Christmas!)

[Michael Knight 12989]

[Guadaloopy 10975]

Tombstone is almost 30 years ago, so…

[futureman 22491]

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Tombstone is almost 30 years ago, so…

if you just want to list women from westerns you’d sleep with this will be the longest thread on surly. we’re making nominations for the best, are we not?

if she’s at the top of your list, well, ok. 

[Guadaloopy 10975]

Yes.  Top of the list for me.

Something tells me you are not familiar with her full body of work. 
 

 

[RPM 26325]

They stopped at Boracho, so it counts.

[pyrohornIII 4815]

Grace Kelly in High Noon

Jane Russell in The Outlaw

Maureen O'Hara in McClintock

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Jennifer Jones from Duel in the sun

[veritas aequitas 443]

[Apep 645]

Old is relative. It’s not just Tombstone. Far and Away is twenty-nine years old, so Nicole Kidman is an option. Shit, we got Drew Barrymore in 1994’s Bad Girls, Sharon Stone in the Quick and the Dead, Jodie Foster in Maverick, Salma Hayek in Wild, Wild West, Julianne Margulies in the Newton Boys, and the list goes on just for the 1990s. 

[futureman 22491]

42 minutes ago, Apep said:

Old is relative. It’s not just Tombstone. Far and Away is twenty-nine years old, so Nicole Kidman is an option. Shit, we got Drew Barrymore in 1994’s Bad Girls, Sharon Stone in the Quick and the Dead, Jodie Foster in Maverick, Salma Hayek in Wild, Wild West, Julianne Margulies in the Newton Boys, and the list goes on just for the 1990s. 

except that drew barrymore is an ugly troll, but sure. 

[Hate 20116]

if you just want to list women from westerns you’d sleep with this will be the longest thread on surly. we’re making nominations for the best, are we not?
if she’s at the top of your list, well, ok. 

Oh no. We’ll have a thread with a bunch of hot women pics.

[TrashMaster G 17568]

I can't do the pic thing from my mobile, but I'll nominate Jane Fonda in Cat Ballou.

[Bateshorn 9928]

Is Giant a western?

 

[52-80 19185]

is 2016 considered old?

 

 

[tx 3 putt 77115]

22 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Is Giant a western?

 

yes 

[Apep 645]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

except that drew barrymore is an ugly troll, but sure. 

Whatever floats your well-fisted ass, ya filthy animal.

Edited December 25, 2021 by Apep

[pyrohornIII 4815]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

except that drew barrymore is an ugly troll, but sure. 

while she might not have aged well, she looked good in that movie.   As did the other ladies in it.

[Underdog 28725]

2 hours ago, Hate said:

Oh no. We’ll have a thread with a bunch of hot women pics.

The horror.

 

[mr. sunshine 2827]

Candice Bergen in Bite the Bullet gets one of my votes 

 

[ajax 2619]

Gail Russell

 

 

 

 

[Underdog 28725]

Always thought Verna Bloom in HPD was both sexy and saucy, was probably much more so in Animal House as Mrs. Wormer.

[RPM 26325]

Fuck it, I'm going OG. Always had a thing for Susan Hayward.

 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9339]

 

Stella Stevens as Hildy in the Ballad of Cabel Hogue has entered the chat.

Edited December 25, 2021 by GhostOfTomJoad

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

 

Bandolero, 100 Rifles...

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

 

Bandolero, 100 Rifles...

Yeah it's Raquel in first place, and then Raquel in second place as well, then the chick from once upon a time in the west.

[Longhornstampede 3184]

8 hours ago, veritas aequitas said:

For me it begins and ends with her

[veritas aequitas 443]

2 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

For me it begins and ends with her

Yeah, something about her. She should have won all the academy awards for Carnal Knowledge and as a kid her dancing in Bye Bye Birdie was probably my youngest realization of that funny feeling.

[Wade 464]

2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah it's Raquel in first place, and then Raquel in second place as well, then the chick from once upon a time in the west.

Growing up in the early 70s, Raquel was every grade school boy's number one.  There was no competition.

She showed how truly fine she was as she aged so well, looking great even into her sixties.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

8 minutes ago, Wade said:

Growing up in the early 70s, Raquel was every grade school boy's number one.  There was no competition.

She showed how truly fine she was as she aged so well, looking great even into her sixties.

Preach it brother 

[DougO 5250]

Ann Baxter in Yellow Sky, both vastly underrated.

Edited December 26, 2021 by DougO

[DougO 5250]

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Fuck it, I'm going OG. Always had a thing for Susan Hayward.

 

That was one of the others that first popped into mind.

[VABuckeye 2472]

1 hour ago, Wade said:

Growing up in the early 70s, Raquel was every grade school boy's number one.  There was no competition.

She showed how truly fine she was as she aged so well, looking great even into her sixties.

Interesting considering 99.99% of those boys had Farrah Fawcett’s poster hung in their bedroom. 

[tantric superman 4667]

Tina Louise in The Day of the Outlaw.

[atomheartbevo 89735]

If we are bringing in redheads...even though she's Irish. she's #2 behind Claudia Cardinale for me

(yes this is from a pirate movie, so what)

[TexasBeta 1265]

I’m with @atomheartbevo . Good enough for The Duke, good enough for me.

[tantric superman 4667]

Every cast member in The Searchers was great, but what made that movie for me, in addition to the original group of Indian hunters led by Ward Bond, was every scene with Vera Miles.  She was a loyal goofball and how the fuck could that stupid half breed take her for granted.

 

[tantric superman 4667]

Well hell, if Giant is a Western (I don't think it is) then Hud is a Western (I don't think it is.)

And if that is the case, Patricia Neal is the first time I thought "an older woman" was throwing down a damn fine vibe. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

Every cast member in The Searchers was great, but what made that movie for me, in addition to the original group of Indian hunters led by Ward Bond, was every scene with Vera Miles.  She was a loyal goofball and how the fuck could that stupid half breed take her for granted.

 

We’re tits just pointier back in the day?