saban done?

[Hagbard Celine 10498]

no big names confirming yet but the 9.95 world is running with it

https://roughingthepasser.football/2021/12/24/alabama-coach-nick-saban-retiring/

https://iowa.forums.rivals.com/threads/alabama-coach-nick-saban-retiring.379308/

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/saban-informed-his-players-he-was-retiring/100418264/

[XYZ 2154]

Thank god.

[CooterBrown 17699]

Called it in the Urban thread. CUM is rested, tanned and ready.

[Helobious 9391]

Not a chance.

[Loch Ness Monster 3529]

If he announced it to the team it would already be confirmed by now. Seems like fake news.

[UDontKnow 10439]

If it comes to fruition, will the Brockermeyers portal to Texas?

Obligatory: Fuck the Brocks!

[Hermanator 6563]

If Saban leaves Sark should attack the guys he/Flood/Davis recruited on that roster to transfer 

[Surly Bevo 24266]

This story comes out almost every year around this time and every year it is wrong.  I also don't think Nick Saban is the type who would distract his players by telling them this kind of thing before CFP games.  Sell.

[ztejas 42745]

Wtf is roughing the passer .com?

[texasstrong12 4668]

Didn't Saban sign another massive extension this summer? I guess things could change but seems like weird timing. 

[Mother mopar 3262]

Didn't Saban sign another massive extension this summer? I guess things could change but seems like weird timing. 

Yes through 2028.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/31943165/alabama-coach-nick-saban-average-98-million-per-season-approved-new-contract%3fplatform=amp

[Red Five 40122]

Those links read like shitty fan fiction. 

[immamac 41374]

This thread is stupid. Saban wouldn't do Alabama dirty like that. If he announced it would be a full season in advance with a HCIW. 

[fattyflattie 4633]

Too late to change his mins, aggy has already put it on the wall.  

[Dewey 3266]

If this is based off internet rumors, then I believe it. 

[BabaYaga 15116]

Saban mind games?  They are not the juggernaut of old.  

[freyguy 4238]

Saban will retire the same year Brady does.  2035.

[Radical Larry 28376]

I get all my breaking news from roughingthepasser.football

[texasstrong12 4668]

I only get my breaking news from rapgamelarry after Urban to Texas. 

[SA-KC_Horn 1293]

Darth Saban retiring? Yeeeah right, not quite.

[Hagbard Celine 10498]

34 minutes ago, immamac said:

This thread is stupid. Saban wouldn't do Alabama dirty like that. If he announced it would be a full season in advance with a HCIW. 

i never promised you a rose garden

i was scrolling the rant for any new aggy comedy and on page 3 of their saban thread a bammer refuted the idea by arguing that satan wants to beat paterno in all-time wins to seal his legacy and that's the reason he is not going to retire

that's absurd as a rationale for NOT retiring given:

- he would have to go 14-1 in the current structure for 13 years to catch paterno

- he's 70, and you can't take it with you

- so the idea is crap because he wants to coach to 83 ?

- he already has more titles than anyone in history and no one will ever catch him

[Bullneck 18618]

Saw it last night on Texags.  Just wishful thinking, but that ain't stopping them.

[ChiTownDoc 20840]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Saw it last night on Texags.  Just wishful thinking, but that ain't stopping them.

Did they talk about how Saban is scared shitless of Jimbo?  Dumbest fuckers on earth.  

[po elvis 2070]

Scared of Texas.

[Tex Long 4264]

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Too late to change his mins, aggy has already put it on the wall.  

Saban: "Loss to aggy is clear sign I've lost it. I'm done."

Put it on the wall.

[pacman 7214]

There's smoke around Saban putting a down payment on a nice 3/2 in Elgin. Special advisor to PK is what I am hearing.

[Chooky 13277]

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

I get all my breaking news from roughingthepasser.football

I get my cheese wheels from them but I'm not a huge fan of their news. 

[TxTower 648]

Scared of Texas.

This was my first thought..,


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[Laxtonto 11769]

Well if it happening then it’s the best kept football secret if all time… and yet it would give credence to the rumors Dabo is next coach at Bama and so his guys all leaving are from lack of assurances he was staying.

 

This rumor pops up every year (normally right before NSD1 or the playoffs) but since it would instill even greater chaos into cfb, fuck it, I’m behind it 100%!

Edited December 26, 2021 by Laxtonto
Fuck you autocorrect…

[Wally Pryor 5198]

Lulz.

Dude is 70. Looks like he's 55 and has the same energy.

Saban's not going anywhere except to more final fours. 

[MirrOlure 14400]

Well if it happening then it’s the best kept football secret if all time… and yet it would give credence to the rumors Dani is next coach at Bama and so his guys all leaving are from lack of assurances he was staying.
 
This rumor pops up every year (normally right before NSD1 or the playoffs) but since it would instill even greater chaos into cfb, fuck it, I’m behind it 100%!

Who is Dani?

[bar 396]

2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Who is Dani?

Probably autocorrect from Dabo

[cafe society 2831]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Wtf is roughing the passer .com?

A bullshit site that caters to trolls.

[Davis Lane 5500]

"Nick Saban to the courtesy phone, please." ~ TOS

[ousux 5566]

And have his last loss come at the hands of Jimbo Baggins and his merry band of aggy?

Not a fuckin chance. Nothing to see here, move along.

[ousux 5566]

Well if it happening then it’s the best kept football secret if all time… and yet it would give credence to the rumors Dani is next coach at Bama and so his guys all leaving are from lack of assurances he was staying.
 
This rumor pops up every year (normally right before NSD1 or the playoffs) but since it would instill even greater chaos into cfb, fuck it, I’m behind it 100%!

Dani? The most popular dancer at the Tuscaloosa boom boom room?

Bold strategy, might pay off in recruiting though.

[Steel Shank 9326]

I'm sticking with Dan Tanna.

[ousux 5566]

Smoke about trouble with the recruitment of Bryce Young?

I have nothing more than a rambling, barely coherent rant from unOFFICIAL assitant coaches channel on YT about him being much older than he's presented to be? Birth certificategate, but may be nothing.

[GringoSalado 1639]

46 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm sticking with Dan Tanna.

He could lay some pipe.

[USNALonghorn 4964]

Any rumor threads or speculation posts about Saban should be dealt with by way of a neg ban. 

[Steel Shank 9326]

1 hour ago, GringoSalado said:

He could lay some pipe.

You got that right.

[utee94 15672]

1 hour ago, GringoSalado said:

He could lay some pipe.

And some rubber...

 

 

[Huckleberry 32153]

5 hours ago, immamac said:

This thread is stupid. Saban wouldn't do Alabama dirty like that. If he announced it would be a full season in advance with a HCIW. 

Whatever, this is obviously why we haven't announced a defensive coordinator change yet.

[Dbeasy 14733]

Has anyone seen Saban’s US birth certificate? Because if you haven’t you just need to see how this all plays out. 

[Blotto 23230]

5 hours ago, Hermanator said:

If Saban leaves Sark should attack the guys he/Flood/Davis recruited on that roster to transfer 

I'm pretty sure Saban is joining Sark's staff here in Austin as a thank you for Sark's contributions a couple of years ago. half the roster should be coming over. 

[Longboard Horn 39800]

Pretty sure he’s not retiring. Nick is going to die on the sideline

[DaggerHorns 3028]

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

I'm pretty sure Saban is joining Sark's staff here in Austin as a thank you for Sark's contributions a couple of years ago. half the roster should be coming over. 

I heard the same. Apparently Mike Leach got caught blowing Joey Freshwater in Tuscaloosa. This caused SEC officials to look at dissolving the SEC and making the Big 12 a super league.

[EuroHorn 3144]

This story was developed to distract from the fact that Texas isn’t in a bowl game this year.  I forgot until I just remembered 

[G650 13067]

4 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Any rumor threads or speculation posts about Saban should be dealt with by way of a neg ban. 

Unquestionably

[Betty Blackwell 144]

I can end the speculation. He is done.
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