Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"

[Gil Bang 26028]

 

[Guest]

Reverse "We got him!"?

[Brisketexan 105367]

If it doesn't involve detailed evidence of how Italian satellites changed votes to Biden, I'm not listening.

[hpslugga 4062]

I’d watch the video but I’m a little busy

[Pato del Muerto 52608]

I don’t think it’s 2021 in two weeks

[Player 4576]

Vexatious litigant.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

The level of psychosis necessary at this point to sustain faith in this ridiculousness would ordinarily render the subject incapable of functioning with respect to daily tasks. I'm impressed he still knows where his own front door is.

[aggie08 21532]

Well, we almost got away with it, guys. If it wasn't for that meddling pillow salesman...

[WhatTheBuck 28798]

Will this be bigger than the blockbuster evidence he promised to reveal on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving?

[jimmyjazz 46153]

When Steve Bannon clearly thinks you're full of shit, you're full of shit.

[Bookman 4642]

I guess he needs more money.

[Guest]

Evidence will be released alongside Trump's beautiful healthcare plan.

In other words, don't think we have to worry about it anytime soon.

[RomaVicta 30024]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

If it doesn't involve detailed evidence of how Italian satellites changed votes to Biden, I'm not listening.

Detailed New Evidence: Jews with lasers zapped all the Trump votes in some districts. Seen this on QTube:

 

 

[Incredulity 11683]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

[AnTiM 1670]

My fascination now is trying to figure out which one is more insane, lindell or trump.  TWO WEEKS!!!

 

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

3 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

My fascination now is trying to figure out which one is more insane, lindell or trump.

which is an entirely different question than who is dumber

[Matuka 1315]

I'm not sure MPG even believes he can get Trump reinstated anymore.  I think he keeps pulling this shit because he's addicted to the attention.  Also, these appearances help keep him in the good graces with MAGA's who buy his crappy, foreign pillows.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

24 minutes ago, Matuka said:

I'm not sure MPG even believes he can get Trump reinstated anymore.  I think he keeps pulling this shit because he's addicted to the attention.  Also, these appearances help keep him in the good graces with MAGA's who buy his crappy, foreign pillows.

I've read stories sprinkled with quotes from his friends, who are too polite to say "bug fucking batshit crazy" but it's clear from context he's gone around the bend. Dude really believes this shit, but if you sat him down and played reruns of George Noory, he would believe things that are even more disconnected from the universe the rest of us live in.

[Blotto 23579]

24 minutes ago, Matuka said:

I'm not sure MPG even believes he can get Trump reinstated anymore.  I think he keeps pulling this shit because he's addicted to the attention.  Also, these appearances help keep him in the good graces with MAGA's who buy his crappy, foreign pillows.

Dude... He never thought it was a possibility at any time because he knows there was never any evidence. It's performance art to scam the stupid fucking rubes. It's always about scamming the stupid mfers. Pillows, horsepaste, doomsday food buckets... 

[tx 3 putt 77444]

That guy needs to lay off the coke / crack / meth 

[Hookah Horns 3083]

What is it with these guys and two weeks? Hilarious. At least switch up your stock script of bullshit to keep us on our toes. 

[Hookah Horns 3083]

Haha just watched the clip and he says the suit is ready to go, they just need to file it in DC. Guess he's walking from Florida to hand deliver it. 

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

The time has come for My Straightjacket.

[Goredho 17421]

I have about come to the conclusion there is no cool other side to the my pillow guy.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Brisketexan 105367]

When it comes to getting justice for the Godking Trump.....

[Guest Lobo]

The evidence is coming from inside the pillow! 

[hpslugga 4062]

17 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Well, we almost got away with it, guys. If it wasn't for that meddling coke head pillow salesman...

FIFY

[Gatorubet 30316]

Haha just watched the clip and he says the suit is ready to go, they just need to file it in DC. Guess he's walking from Florida to hand deliver it. 

[tx 3 putt 77444]

On 12/30/2021 at 9:44 AM, Hookah Horns said:

Haha just watched the clip and he says the suit is ready to go, they just need to file it in DC. Guess he's walking from Florida to hand deliver it. 

 

and the court will promptly throw it out 

[Guest Lobo]

His timing is actually decently plotted, for the fucksticks that look to him for guidance.  

He's delivering it on January 6th.  Not a coincidence. 

And will Trumpers have an epiphany on that date, that they've been fooled, and fooled, and fooled again?  No...they will not.  And they deserve what's coming to them. 

[jimmyjazz 46153]

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

His timing is actually decently plotted, for the fucksticks that look to him for guidance.  

He's delivering it on January 6th.  Not a coincidence. 

In what world is Jan 6 two weeks after Dec 29?

[Guest Lobo]

in the world of a coked up linen salesman.  He was saying "two weeks" because they know it's an inside joke with us.  

I dunno.  Who gives a shit.  But somebody, some idiot, somewhere, maybe not Liddell, but some coked up CFO at Bed Bath & Beyond is gonna do something stupid on January 6th.  

 

[jimmyjazz 46153]

Well, that's a given.

[WhatTheBuck 28798]

Lindell ain’t delivering shit. Unless it’s his pillow, in which case he is delivering shit. 

[Cousin Strawberry 1263]

So, was Lindell already rich when he started smoking crack?  

[Sbbruin 21894]

On 12/29/2021 at 3:13 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

The level of psychosis necessary at this point to sustain faith in this ridiculousness would ordinarily render the subject incapable of functioning with respect to daily tasks. I'm impressed he still knows where his own front door is.

It's not so much that he really believes it, it's that he is just trying to keep the "we'll get Trump reinstated" narrative alive.  But the only places that will even entertain this shit are so fringey no one really notices anymore.

[Gil Bang 26028]

[Pato del Muerto 52608]

The conspiracy grows. Even trump voters are now party to it. 

[Chuckie Finster 22737]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

 

This guy was able to get personal, private meetings with the President of the United States.  Fucking bonkers.

[Red Five 40895]

It's been two weeks.

['stache 21877]

On 12/30/2021 at 8:58 PM, Gatorubet said:

I forgot about this chick. In any other situation she'd be the long remembered craziness, but is now only a small side show to the clusterfuck of the last 5 years.

[Guest Lobo]

Shit, she's the sane looking one in all of this.  She was just boxed wine in human form.  A little dangerous, but also kinda fun and really just Rudy's sidekick. 

My Pillow Guy was actually in on high-level strategic meetings at the highest levels of Government.  

And yeah, what the fuck does "300 and some million people" mean?  I mean, that number includes most of Trump's voters then if there's only 330mm of us in the U.S.  Based on some of the shit I've written and called about to the RNC, I'm sure I'm on the political prisoner list.  But 300mm of us?  That seems excessive even for a guy in the depths of a crack binge. 

[jimmyjazz 46153]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

stop this ride, I want off

[Pato del Muerto 52608]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Shit, she's the sane looking one in all of this.  She was just boxed wine in human form.  A little dangerous, but also kinda fun and really just Rudy's sidekick. 

My Pillow Guy was actually in on high-level strategic meetings at the highest levels of Government.  

And yeah, what the fuck does "300 and some million people" mean?  I mean, that number includes most of Trump's voters then if there's only 330mm of us in the U.S.  Based on some of the shit I've written and called about to the RNC, I'm sure I'm on the political prisoner list.  But 300mm of us?  That seems excessive even for a guy in the depths of a crack binge. 

Unless  children were in on it, it’s all the adults in the country.  Or maybe it’s an international conglomerate of Chinese, Russian, German, Italian, and Venezuelan citizens. 

[Guest Lobo]

Or did he mean like he has 300 specific targets for incarceration right now?  And then "some million" meaning there's another 1,000,000 other/random soft targets out there that will be investigated and settled within two weeks, and they too will join the original 300 for jail at a later date?  

So all-in, we're talking 1,000,300 political prisoners?  That's certainly more manageable.  With metrics and figures like that, it's no wonder he's grown his business as big as he did.  "We're to make 300 and some million pillows this quarter or my name isn't Mike Lindell!" 

[jimmyjazz 46153]

91% unemployment.  Is that bad?

[Gil Bang 26028]

Lindell is truly mentally ill.  It's time for his family to step in and get him some help.

[Guest Lobo]

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

91% unemployment.  Is that bad?

You're not looking at the bright side...we'll all still have jobs in prison.  I'm pretty good with electrical and can provide sound financial advice for the guards like Andy did.  

We'll need cooks, janitors, guys good with cars, etc.  We could even put on a play.  "My Fair Lady" could be good.  Mrs. Whiggins could be Liza Dolittle.