Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"

[YGIFS 19450]

Oh hey kids, look...Mike can't extend his thumb because his Thenar space can't extend beyond  a certain point.  Because he used that patch of skin to sniff cocaine, crack, and lick men's semen from.  Also, he's Trump's highest ranking election integrity official.  Go to sleep now, sweet dreams, there'll be Lindell coffee in the morning.  

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

What a time to be alive. 

 

I have a hard time believing that Mike Lindell knows anything worth knowing. You have to be a special kind of stupid to bring him in on a caper or trust him in any meaningful way.

[aggie08 21504]

3 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I have a hard time believing that Mike Lindell knows anything worth knowing. You have to be a special kind of stupid to bring him in on a caper or trust him in any meaningful way.

"Oh my god! That's Eric Trump's music!"

[Gatorubet 30240]

5 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I have a hard time believing that Mike Lindell knows anything worth knowing. You have to be a special kind of stupid to bring him in on a caper or trust him in any meaningful way.

[strangulation! 1716]

1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I have a hard time believing that Mike Lindell knows anything worth knowing. You have to be a special kind of stupid to bring him in on a caper or trust him in any meaningful way.

[brown water 3777]

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I've always wondered what idiots eat at hardee's 

nm

 

 

Edited September 14, 2022 by brown water

[Longhorn_Fan68 33871]

ohhhh shit

 

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52501]

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

 

Joke stealing mofo.  Good edit job though, more concise and doesn’t lose anything. 

Edited September 14, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Joke stealing mofo.  Good edit job though, more concise and doesn’t lose anything. 

lol my bad

[Fastbreak 3985]

ohhhh shit
 

You have hit rock bottom when you get fucking owned by Hardees…

[henrygandorf 29191]

 

[Beau Vine 54230]

Get 70% off at MyPillow.com using code: FBI!

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

ohhhh shit

 

 

lulz twitter is best twitter

 

 

[Beau Vine 54230]

He said he doesn't have a computer and does everything on his phone?  So all this election fraud evidence shit he claims he has, he has only looked at on his phone?

Edited September 14, 2022 by Beau Vine

[Beau Vine 54230]

why you no merge???

 

Edited September 14, 2022 by Beau Vine

[Native Horn 3504]

"The American Report" lulz

[WhatTheBuck 28783]

14 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

"The American Report" lulz

With a name like that, it must be credible!

[Guest]

So it was My Pillow Guy, at a Hardee's, with the FBI.

We've already had Giuliani, at Four Seasons Landscaping, with the hair dye.

And there was also Brad Parscale, at home, with Bud Light and no shirt.

What's next?

I'll go Jared Kushner, on a boat, with U.S. Coast Guard and Top Secret files

Edited September 14, 2022 by FirstTimeCaller

[Homercles 10205]

“I made it guys!  I’m with the FBI now”

[WhatTheBuck 28783]

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

So it was My Pillow Guy, at a Hardee's, with the FBI.

We've already had Giuliani, at Four Seasons Landscaping, with the hair dye.

And there was also Brad Parscale, at home, with Bud Light and no shirt.

What's next?

I'll go Jared Kushner, on a boat, with U.S. Coast Guard and Top Secret files

I’ve got a clue.

Col. Mustard in the dining room with the candlestick. 

[Biff Tannen 45690]

2 hours ago, Homercles said:

“I made it guys!  I’m with the FBI now”

Man, that is obscure.

[YGIFS 19450]

what movie was that?  

[Foosters 17857]

My guess is either "8 Heads in a Duffel Bag," or "My Friend, Dahmer."

[YGIFS 19450]

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

My guess is either "8 Heads in a Duffel Bag," or "My Friend, Dahmer."

"And I said...what about 'Breakfast at Jeff-e-reys?!?

And she said, 'Well, that's the one head we got!'

And as I recall, we both kinda liked it."  

[Homercles 10205]

21 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Man, that is obscure.

Was bugging me because Lindell looks just like Stan or whoever from the 90’s tv series of It…and that’s the only pic I could find of him in the fridge.  
 

I’ve got another obscure doppelgänger…”there’s grandma now, I’ll introduce you”

Edit: fuck it I can’t even find a good pic.  It’s the mustached corp lackey from Time Chasers, an MST3k classic 

 

Edited September 14, 2022 by Homercles

[Biff Tannen 45690]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

what movie was that?  

IT made for TV series.

[BrickHorn 18237]

7 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Was bugging me because Lindell looks just like Stan or whoever from the 90’s tv series of It…and that’s the only pic I could find of him in the fridge.  
 

I’ve got another obscure doppelgänger…”there’s grandma now, I’ll introduce you”

Edit: fuck it I can’t even find a good pic.  It’s the mustached corp lackey from Time Chasers, an MST3k classic 

 

Are you a team player, Mike?

[Sawbonz 27565]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52501]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’ve got a clue.

Col. Mustard in the dining room with the candlestick. 

Mayor McCheese in the kitchen with the ketchup. 

[tx 3 putt 76966]

 

[YGIFS 19450]

12 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

"Counselor!  Counselor!  It's Mike, the My Pillow Guy!  Yeah, that me.  Listen!  The FBI has me surrounded.  They want my phone or me in custody, what do I do?  What?  I'm a Hardee's.  What does that matter?  Yeah, I got my usual Frisco Angus Burger!  What do I do?  Yes, I'm at Hardee's.  No, in the drive-thru.  They've surrounded our vehicle.  Yes, a Hardee's.  In Mankota.  No, not that one.  The nice one.  Yeah, we're getting fries.  Would you fucking focus?  Who the fuck is Uncle Leo?"  

[WhatTheBuck 28783]

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Mayor McCheese in the kitchen with the ketchup. 

Or was it Grimace?

[YGIFS 19450]

Holy shit, he was doing that goofy hand gesture thing way back when?  And to a furbie?  

And with those tiny fingers and propensity to hang with the McDonald's clan...is it any surprise he texted "Hamburder" when he clearly meant "Hamburglar"? 

Edited September 14, 2022 by YGIFS

[tx 3 putt 76966]

If he received stolen election machine data, that should be automatic life in prison 

[HenryJames 66066]

[safe sex 11735]

How dare you slander Paul Bearer 

[HenryJames 66066]

He’ll always be Percy Pringle to me.

[YGIFS 19450]

The My Urn Guy?  Seems pricey, is there a Ralph's around here?  

[Sbbruin 21856]

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

The My Urn Guy?  Seems pricey, is there a Ralph's around here?  

Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps!

[Sawbonz 27565]

20 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I have a hard time believing that Mike Lindell knows anything worth knowing. You have to be a special kind of stupid to bring him in on a caper or trust him in any meaningful way.

Wasn’t he in the Oval Office as one of the people who convinced Trump he could stay in power? He knows plenty 

[tx 3 putt 76966]

20 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I have a hard time believing that Mike Lindell knows anything worth knowing. You have to be a special kind of stupid to bring him in on a caper or trust him in any meaningful way.

 

 

Look Around the Poker Table; If You Can’t See the Sucker, You’re It

[RDCanecutter 26446]

22 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

10 seconds in, he clearly says "Harrrdee's"

fif Pirate Mike talk.

[WhatTheBuck 28783]

5 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Wasn’t he in the Oval Office as one of the people who convinced Trump he could stay in power? He knows plenty 

The meeting with Giuliani, Sidney Powell, and Michael Flynn in the days leading up to the Jan. 6 insurrection was with the Overstock.com CEO Patrick Byrne. That was the one Pat Cipollone testified about.  

[Beau Vine 54230]

7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

He’ll always be Percy Pringle to me.

Percy Pringle couldn't carry Jim Cornette's jock if you spotted him a motorized wheelbarrow.

[safe sex 11735]

15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Percy Pringle couldn't carry Jim Cornette's jock if you spotted him a motorized wheelbarrow.

Decent chance that Jim Cornette would disagree with you tbh

Edited September 15, 2022 by trauma babe

[Beau Vine 54230]

14 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

Decent chance that Jim Cornette would disagree with you tbh

Better chance that he'd smack you with his tennis racket for that comment.

[chainsaw 9869]

On 9/13/2022 at 7:40 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

17 hours ago, YGIFS said:

"Counselor!  Counselor!  It's Mike, the My Pillow Guy!  Yeah, that me.  Listen!  The FBI has me surrounded.  They want my phone or me in custody, what do I do?  What?  I'm a Hardee's.  What does that matter?  Yeah, I got my usual Frisco Angus Burger!  What do I do?  Yes, I'm at Hardee's.  No, in the drive-thru.  They've surrounded our vehicle.  Yes, a Hardee's.  In Mankota.  No, not that one.  The nice one.  Yeah, we're getting fries.  Would you fucking focus?  Who the fuck is Uncle Leo?"  

More like this: “[to FBI] You’ll have to arrest me before you get my phone. Yes, I’m serious. Just let me talk to my attorney first… 

[calls attorney]

So the FBI is here and they’ve been asking a lot of questions.

Well I didn’t say much.

20 minutes.

Ok Ok calm down. I told them they can’t have my phone- they’d have to arrest me first. 

Wait they would? Obstruction? Five years?

Fine! I’ll give them the fucking phone. I’m not paying for this phone call!”

[Gil Bang 25960]