Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"

[Biff Tannen 45691]

5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, the new venture is on the rocks already?

 

 

 

 

What are these maga networks?  Real America’s Voice?  Are they on the dark web or something?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13515]

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Here’s his new venture.  Reminds me of the Miles Kimball catalogs of the 80s or 90s that had stuff my grandparents would buy

https://mystore.com

 

Has he owned that URL for a long time? I can only imagine how much it would cost to buy a URL with a name like MyStore.com. That would be like buying a prime spot on the top shopping street of your town.

I could see Lindell in negotiating an expensive URL. “Give me the URL for free and I will turn it into a huge success. It’s a guarantee and then I will pay you all of the money you’re asking me for. Why are you not understanding this.” Basically the song recording scene from boogie nights.

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What are these maga networks?  Real America’s Voice?  Are they on the dark web or something?

 

You need to use Tor to find them, probably.

Actually, society would benefit greatly if all of this shit was permabanned to Tor.  

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Has he owned that URL for a long time? I can only imagine how much it would cost to buy a URL with a name like MyStore.com. That would be like buying a prime spot on the top shopping street of your town.

 

It's been registered since 1998, but no idea of when Lindell took it over.  

 

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[BamaATL 16593]

6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

It's been registered since 1998, but no idea of when Lindell took it over.  

 

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Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2027-01-22T05:00:00Z
Registrar: Epik LLC
Registrar IANA ID: 617
Registrar Abuse Contact Email: @epik.com
Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.7373015923
Reseller: 
Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited
Registry Registrant ID: 
Registrant Name: Todd Carter
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So does that mean you need one of those AOL cd's to access it?  

[jimmyjazz 45976]

Next venture:  MyWebHost

[Underdog 28711]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

What are these maga networks?  Real America’s Voice?  Are they on the dark web or something?

You need a 2nd person to climb up on the roof or tower and adjust the OTA antenna until picture comes in. 

[dcbc 14487]

16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Next venture:  MyWebHost

Mycardboardboxshelter.net

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Myjourneyintomortifyinginsanity.com.org

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

Mybullet.com

that actually might be profitable for selling ammo to Maga, though that isn’t my intended message. 

[Covri 6249]

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

He sure seems to like telling everyone about how his name is fucking garbage now. 

Mike Lindell by next week

 

[Underdog 28711]

[YGIFS 19452]

I mean, no judging others in recovery...but the guy who smoked the most of a drug that prevents you from sleeping went on to create the perfect device for sleeping and then got actually more fucking crazy off the drug than he was on it.  

But yeah, enjoy Church tomorrow morning...we are totally not living in a simulation.  

[dcbc 14487]

8 hours ago, YGIFS said:

the guy who smoked the most of a drug that prevents you from sleeping went on to create the perfect device for sleeping

We got one in a white elephant gift exchange.  My wife tried it one night and described it as trying to sleep on a well-filled garbage bag.  I too am picky about pillows and it is a trash product.  We regifted it in a similar white elephant situation.

[TexEx15 17543]

6 minutes ago, dcbc said:

We got one in a white elephant gift exchange.  My wife tried it one night and described it as trying to sleep on a well-filled garbage bag.  I too am picky about pillows and it is a trash product.  We regifted it in a similar white elephant situation.

You re-gifted a used pillow?

[dcbc 14487]

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

You re-gifted a used pillow?

 

[YGIFS 19452]

Coincidentally, “the White Elephant” is the nickname of Mike Lindell’s drug of choice.  

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

7 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

You re-gifted a used pillow?

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

On 2/6/2024 at 6:13 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

could’ve swore he said “cleans inside bowels. “   fuck all hell i was reaching for the phone.   
 

could’ve…and dans sure would’ve…used that about 10:30 this morning.  

[Hmbre97 6312]

On 2/9/2024 at 8:59 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Here’s his new venture.  Reminds me of the Miles Kimball catalogs of the 80s or 90s that had stuff my grandparents would buy

https://mystore.com

 

It looks like he bought all the shit off the Walmart clearance aisle 

[Goredho 17408]

18 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, the new venture is on the rocks already?

 

 

 

 

His prefrontal cortex needs to cancel his amygdala.

[Goredho 17408]

5 hours ago, dcbc said:

 

The regifted dildo of consequences always arrives lubed.

[AnTiM 1668]

14 hours ago, Underdog said:

Raise the hand three inches and squeeze tightly.  All your pain and troubles will disappear in minutes, trust me.

[The Dog 44062]

 

[tx 3 putt 77060]

[tx 3 putt 77060]

[tx 3 putt 77060]

Is that how the supreme court works ?

you just show up and tell them this whole court is out of order !

[Red Five 40862]

Four years now. "I have right here all the evidence you need! I will be handing it over to other people, at some point in the future. As opposed to just showing it to you right now while there's a camera on me." 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13515]

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

For people that believe Lindell, how many of them fall from that belief when he makes this statement every few months? 1%? Less than that?

[tx 3 putt 77060]

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

For people that believe Lindell, how many of them fall from that belief when he makes this statement every few months? 1%? Less than that?

to be fair, the man knows they’re to pissed about his lumpy pillows to wonder about his lies 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

8 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

For people that believe Lindell, how many of them fall from that belief when he makes this statement every few months? 1%? Less than that?

The Boy Who Cried Wolf with the ending edited out on a loop. 

[AnTiM 1668]

Since he apparently never said "in two weeks" it obviously has to be complete and total bullshit...right? right?.... right?

[tx 3 putt 77060]

[jimmyjazz 45976]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is that how the supreme court works ?

you just show up and tell them this whole court is out of order !

You have to do it on the SCOTUS steps.  Rules, man.

[RPM 26322]

He gon crack da case.

[Blotto 23559]

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

For people that believe Lindell, how many of them fall from that belief when he makes this statement every few months? 1%? Less than that?

To be fair, the overwhelming majority of his "believers" also worship an orange fraud whose revolutionary Healthcare plan has been two weeks on the horizon since the 2016 primaries. These people don't demand results, they're just happiest when they are really, really, angry about something. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8931]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is that how the supreme court works ?

you just show up and tell them this whole court is out of order !

You can if you write a big enough check.

[YGIFS 19452]

Somebody should tell MIke to bring a whole camera crew with him to film this "big reveal" at SCOTUS.  If there's one thing they're know for, it's big TV production value in that building.  He totally went get in trouble.  I promise, Mike.  

[TeeDubya 3362]

SCOTUS is taking on the shittiness of men’s hair dye?

[Gatorubet 30246]

23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

“New Evidence….an Uber gift card…and someone to point out the front door to the Supreme Court…”

[Sbbruin 21861]

He said "we're going to hand deliver it on the steps of the Supreme Court!"  Does that mean he's just showing up next Friday, not that he actually has a hearing?

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Of course he has a hearing with the Supreme Court 

[Matuka 1310]

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

He said "we're going to hand deliver it on the steps of the Supreme Court!"  Does that mean he's just showing up next Friday, not that he actually has a hearing?

He’s already backtracked and said he won’t present the “evidence “ in person.

[Matuka 1310]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

1 minute ago, Matuka said:

 

 

Odds are they send a PDF of the evidence to usasupremecourt@gmail.com and tell him it was "electronically filed".

 

 

[Stilicho 1397]

3 minutes ago, Matuka said:

He’s already backtracked and said he won’t present the “evidence “ in person.

Just hand it off to Harlan. He’ll make sure it gets in the right hands. 

[tx 3 putt 77060]

[Red Five 40862]

Well it's Thursday now. When do we get to see it?

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Well it's Thursday now. When do we get to see it?

[Red Five 40862]

He should probably also share all of that other evidence he's talking about in that video. I bet he feels silly that he's forgotten to do so until now.