Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"

[tx 3 putt 76905]

7 hours ago, Red Five said:

Well it's Thursday now. When do we get to see it?

 

[jimmyjazz 45899]

DAMN THE LUCK.  So close.

[BamaATL 16593]

51 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

DAMN THE LUCK.  So close.

It's like watching the Curse of Oak Island.  

[AnTiM 1666]

Maybe his lawyers are better at fucking over people than he is, that would be a nice turn of events.

[Js1 85311]

This dude hasn’t overdosed yet??

[Red Five 40852]

Huh. So what you're telling me is that he said he'd give out this evidence on Thursday, but didn't, and instead begged for money? That's really interesting man. 

[Chewbacca 7773]

When will this chode finally go bankrupt?

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

I hope Mike somehow survives until he releases My 12 Step Recovery Plan. 

[Gatorubet 30211]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

DAMN THE LUCK.  So close.

[SaucyJack 3488]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

5 hours ago, BamaATL said:

It's like waiting for an update to "Ponzi Scheme Involving gold".

Fixed It For All of Us.

[Art Vandelay 1712]

[Macanudo 12976]

9 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Fixed It For All of Us.

Where's Louie Anderson when you need him.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Where's Louie Anderson when you need him.

In the grave, that lazy bum. 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

When you file evidence of stuff at scotus, do you have to attach an actual case to it?  Who is allowed to file such things?  

[atomheartbevo 89648]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

When you file evidence of stuff at scotus, do you have to attach an actual case to it?  Who is allowed to file such things?  

Be right back, going to file evidence of all of the bad officiating that’s affected UT sports over the years.

[jimmyjazz 45899]

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Be right back, going to file evidence of all of the bad officiating that’s affected UT sports over the years.

[tx 3 putt 76905]

29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

When you file evidence of stuff at scotus, do you have to attach an actual case to it?  Who is allowed to file such things?  

 

[The Dog 44020]

 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

[Red Five 40852]

Please tell me he actually filed something, and one day we will learn what that looked like. Please. 

"These are just clips of him on Steve Bannon's show...."

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Stop making the Cloak Room toxic!

[NeverMarryAStripper 21898]

There is a case related to him that is docketed on the Supreme Court.  Does his fantastic new evidence have something to do with this?

[Gatorubet 30211]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

When you file evidence of stuff at scotus, do you have to attach an actual case to it?  Who is allowed to file such things?  

“Standing!!??  I’m standing right here!”

[TwiceHorn 31450]

59 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There is a case related to him that is docketed on the Supreme Court.  Does his fantastic new evidence have something to do with this?

That would appear to be some existing case against the US and others coming out of the 8th Circuit, which covers Minnesota, where the ass bag lives. 

The US thought so little of his petition that it waived a response. The opinion of the 8th Circuit https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/ca8/22-3510/22-3510-2023-09-22.html

It deals with the seizure of his cell phone, which would not be a good place for his new evidence. Like that has ever stopped him. 

Edited March 15 by TwiceHorn

[Macanudo 12976]

Lindell's lawyer's office is in an office park wedged in between the Lake Ridge Dental Care and the Permaskin Beauty Center and Academy.   Bob Cynkar is one of the partners and has this list of accomplishments on LinkedIn:

Noteworthy cases include:
• representing businesses and individuals challenging VDOT agreement giving private company discretion to reimpose tolls on tunnels and bridges to fund new tunnels between Norfolk and Portsmouth
• representing Dulles Toll Road users in a constitutional challenge to setting tolls at levels to fund new Dulles Airport Metrorail
• secured $3 million jury award for widow of a truck driver killed by a train
• established that home owners whose homes were flooded as a result of construction of the Washington Beltway had a right to just compensation for this damage under the Virginia Constitution
• successfully defended contractor accused of False Claims Act violation in a bet-the-company case
• representing small businesses, non-profits, and low-income individuals, successfully challenged IRS regime that failed to return billions in illegally exacted telephone excise taxes
• representing Nevada, successfully challenged EPA standard for safety of nuclear waste repository
• successfully challenged federal legislation reneging on contracts of regulators and investors to recapitalize failed thrift
• representing Blue Cross/Blue Shield Ass'n, overturned HHS regulations overriding certain terms of private insurance contracts
• represented New York Life Ins.Co. to recover from Medicare expenditures for insurance agents' medical care
• successfully defended NRA in an FEC action claiming unlawful election expenditures
• successfully prosecuted for 2d degree murder drunk driver who killed a mother of 11

Not totally an ambulance chaser but close.  

 

[TwiceHorn 31450]

16 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Lindell's lawyer's office is in an office park wedged in between the Lake Ridge Dental Care and the Permaskin Beauty Center and Academy.   Bob Cynkar is one of the partners and has this list of accomplishments on LinkedIn:

Noteworthy cases include:
• representing businesses and individuals challenging VDOT agreement giving private company discretion to reimpose tolls on tunnels and bridges to fund new tunnels between Norfolk and Portsmouth
• representing Dulles Toll Road users in a constitutional challenge to setting tolls at levels to fund new Dulles Airport Metrorail
• secured $3 million jury award for widow of a truck driver killed by a train
• established that home owners whose homes were flooded as a result of construction of the Washington Beltway had a right to just compensation for this damage under the Virginia Constitution
• successfully defended contractor accused of False Claims Act violation in a bet-the-company case
• representing small businesses, non-profits, and low-income individuals, successfully challenged IRS regime that failed to return billions in illegally exacted telephone excise taxes
• representing Nevada, successfully challenged EPA standard for safety of nuclear waste repository
• successfully challenged federal legislation reneging on contracts of regulators and investors to recapitalize failed thrift
• representing Blue Cross/Blue Shield Ass'n, overturned HHS regulations overriding certain terms of private insurance contracts
• represented New York Life Ins.Co. to recover from Medicare expenditures for insurance agents' medical care
• successfully defended NRA in an FEC action claiming unlawful election expenditures
• successfully prosecuted for 2d degree murder drunk driver who killed a mother of 11

Not totally an ambulance chaser but close.  

 

A weird and varied bunch of cases, but not enough injury stuff to call an ambulance chaser. Some of that is obscure but seems challenging. 

Of course representing Lindell is its own black mark, but this particular case is one of his less frivolous. 

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

I had no idea there was so much in common with drug addiction and the border:

 

 

 

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

It appears the drug addict found the next best drug. Attention 

and he needs a hit so bad every week

[Gatorubet 30211]

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I had no idea there was so much in common with drug addiction and the border:

So if I go there and say I’m stressed out because Mike Lindell is a fucking idiot and keeps filing bullshit stuff full of lies, will they treat me?

[Underdog 28611]

Per CNN one of his Warehouses got evicted for failure to pay $200k rent. 

[Gatorubet 30211]

55 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Per CNN one of his Warehouses got evicted for failure to pay $200k rent. 

Dude - woke landlords will not take pillows as trade.   Offering 20,000 pillows was overpaying!

[RPM 26318]

On 3/14/2024 at 7:29 PM, Chewbacca said:

When will this chode finally go bankrupt?

 

6 hours ago, Underdog said:

Per CNN one of his Warehouses got evicted for failure to pay $200k rent. 

[GenXer 2850]

On 3/24/2024 at 12:57 PM, Gatorubet said:

So if I go there and say I’m stressed out because Mike Lindell is a fucking idiot and keeps filing bullshit stuff full of lies, will they treat me?

They have a group therapy session specifically for this. It’s filled mostly with mypillow employees.

[The Dog 44020]

On 3/24/2024 at 12:57 PM, Gatorubet said:

So if I go there and say I’m stressed out because Mike Lindell is a fucking idiot and keeps filing bullshit stuff full of lies, will they treat me?

I'm stressed because his lumpy pillows keep me from getting a good night's sleep. 

[Nivek 16923]

Kind of sad that he did this to himself.  Went from significant personal challenges and then channelled it into something I guess people enjoyed, only to piss it all away by hitching himself to lunatics and a family of bunko artists.    Now his world is turned upside down again and he lacks any people in his life to help him unfuck it.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

[locodos 5387]

All of his election fraud proof was in that warehouse!  dEep STatE!

[Matuka 1310]

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

Kind of sad that he did this to himself.  Went from significant personal challenges and then channelled it into something I guess people enjoyed, only to piss it all away by hitching himself to lunatics and a family of bunko artists.    Now his world is turned upside down again and he lacks any people in his life to help him unfuck it.

Dude's a raging addict.  He's traded his addiction from crack (hopefully off of it) to public attention.  It is sad, but he's an active participant in trying to disband free and fair elections.  So, fuck him.  

[Satchel 6938]

Everything Trump touches goes broke.

[tx 3 putt 76905]

54 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Dude's a raging addict.  He's traded his addiction from crack (hopefully off of it) to public attention.  It is sad, but he's an active participant in trying to disband free and fair elections.  So, fuck him.  

1000% fuck him. He chose this path, and it was another path of addiction for him. He would have been better off sticking to crack

 

[SydneyCarton 48076]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

1000% fuck him. He chose this path, and it was another path of addiction for him .He WEwould have been better off with him sticking to crack

 

FIFY. He probably wouldn't be better off, becuase he'd probably be dead. 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

I’d be curious how much money covid / free govt loan money he got

also, he’s still abusing drugs 

[TexasEd 8066]

On 3/28/2024 at 1:57 PM, SydneyCarton said:

FIFY. He probably wouldn't be better off, becuase he'd probably be dead. 

Semantics.  

[Biff Tannen 45673]

I really wonder who will die first, him or dotard.  If they both died on the same day I'm pretty sure @YGIFS would succumb to total protonic reversal.

[Born to Run 6569]

I really wonder who will die first, him or dotard.  If they both died on the same day I'm pretty sure [mention=7397]YGIFS[/mention] would succumb to total protonic reversal.

It would be bad.

[YGIFS 19450]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I really wonder who will die first, him or dotard.  If they both died on the same day I'm pretty sure @YGIFS would succumb to total protonic reversal.

I don't know this band, but they sound quite fetching.  

Mike will die and it honestly will be kinda sad.  He's doing the world's most visible and awkward relapse.  He is addicted to Trump the same way he was addicted to drugs.  I kinda know what it's like.  He just fell at the wrong time for the wrong substitution.  If we're being fair, he hasn't really done that much harm.  He spreads misinformation, but he is just a lost soul looking for something else besides substance abuse.  He's way down the list of Trump apologists in terms of hurting other people.  But yes, to the berated points---when Trump goes---I am absolutely trying crack cocaine.  9 times.  I hope some of y'all visit me in hospital to give my wife some respite.  

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

On 3/28/2024 at 11:57 AM, SydneyCarton said:

FIFY. He probably wouldn't be better off, becuase he'd probably be dead. 

Dead sounds restful. 

[Macanudo 12976]

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I really wonder who will die first, him or dotard.  If they both died on the same day I'm pretty sure [mention=7397]YGIFS[/mention] would succumb to total protonic reversal.

It would be bad.

Important safety tip.   Thanks Born to Run.