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He could have been a wonderful story of a Great American Comeback.  Drug addict gets clean and grows a massive business and becomes a multi-millionaire.  He can quietly give money to politicians he likes, sure.  But IRL he inspires many, starts charities, gives other former addicts jobs and helps them to stay clean.  They would have written books and movies about life story.  He would have left a legacy.

Now he's just one of many left in the gutter of the wake of Donald Trump.  Denounced, declared crazy, bankrupt, having to lay off thousands of people, and probably suffering severe health issues as a result.  And for what?  So Donald can make jokes about Al Capone killing Mike Lindell.  A life almost lost, but gloriously rebuilt that positive affected thousands, all to be thrown away to serve as a punchline at a Trump fundraiser.  

It's almost sad because Mike, like Greg Abbott, thinks that Donald sees/hears and appreciates everything they're doing for him.  But he doesn't.  He only sees himself (and being with Ivanka).

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21 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

He could have been a wonderful story of a Great American Comeback.  Drug addict gets clean and grows a massive business and becomes a multi-millionaire.  He can quietly give money to politicians he likes, sure.  But IRL he inspires many, starts charities, gives other former addicts jobs and helps them to stay clean.  They would have written books and movies about life story.  He would have left a legacy.

Now he's just one of many left in the gutter of the wake of Donald Trump.  Denounced, declared crazy, bankrupt, having to lay off thousands of people, and probably suffering severe health issues as a result.  And for what?  So Donald can make jokes about Al Capone killing Mike Lindell.  A life almost lost, but gloriously rebuilt that positive affected thousands, all to be thrown away to serve as a punchline at a Trump fundraiser.  

It's almost sad because Mike, like Greg Abbott, thinks that Donald sees/hears and appreciates everything they're doing for him.  But he doesn't.  He only sees himself (and being with Ivanka).

I don't think it's anywhere close to sad. 

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Well that's why I said "almost" sad.  I want all of those people destroyed.  But I retain 0.01% of empathy for Mike as part of my own recovery.  Sure he's evil and stupid and wants to implant bullshit into society.  But thankfully, he's at least in a legislative/judicial/executive position to do so.  But and the rest of MAGA worshippers will soon be gone.  And then it's on the next battle with ignorance and stupidity.  And then the one after that.  

And like Joe Pesci says in Casino, just when they're coming out of their coma, I'll be coming out of my mental prison and I'll fuck with them again.  Because I don't know any better.  They never learn, why should i?  

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

But I retain 0.01% of empathy for Mike as part of my own recovery.

Well....we need to work on getting you to shake off that completely wasted 0.01%.  Come, listen to our sermon series at the Most Holy Church of Fuck Around and Find Out.  You'll see the light.

The only good outcome for MAGAs, all of them, is endless, unrelenting suffering.  It's what they want to impose on their enemies, so let them drink the first and largest swallow from their poisoned cup.

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10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well....we need to work on getting you to shake off that completely wasted 0.01%.  Come, listen to our sermon series at the Most Holy Church of Fuck Around and Find Out.  You'll see the light.

The only good outcome for MAGAs, all of them, is endless, unrelenting suffering.  It's what they want to impose on their enemies, so let them drink the first and largest swallow from their poisoned cup.

Yeah, I might have the little sympathy for Lindell if not for the fact his dumbfuckery is dangerous and has caused potentially irreperable harm to this country. Fuck that guy. End of story.

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I would put him at the top of the list for magats/grifters that are most likely to off themselves.

maybe there should be a separate death pool for 2025 - pick 7 politico types - I'd start with Bannon & Rudy

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1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

maybe there should be a separate death pool for 2025 - pick 7 politico types - I'd start with Bannon & Rudy

Jenna Ellis - Haagen Dazs'd to death.  

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8 hours ago, YGIFS said:

It's almost sad because Mike, like Greg Abbott, thinks that Donald sees/hears and appreciates everything they're doing for him.  But he doesn't.  He only sees himself (and being with Ivanka).

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I would put him at the top of the list for magats/grifters that are most likely to off themselves.

It wasn’t long ago that the GOP rewarded the kind of loyalty and financial support that people like Lindell provide.

now he (and Abbott) flail around trying to get Trump’s attention but he gives no fucks because they aren’t photogenic and look too desperate.

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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I would put him at the top of the list for magats/grifters that are most likely to off themselves.

This.  He doesn't really have any of "the goods" on Trump.  But there is a chance, given that he actually became self-aware enough to quit drugs and get clean (which is no small feat), that he realizes Trump and MAGA nation fucked him over like a pawn.  And they worry about what he might say, again not that he's an insider-but he's more privy to Trump than most.  So he "accidentally" overdoses on a bad batch, and it's chalked up to a relapse.  

Again, not to excuse his support of evil.  But he has a blindspot due to his replacing addiction of drugs to addiction of money to addiction of Trump to addiction of attention.  All of us walk one of two paths, we either replace our addiction with doing good or doing bad.  Simple as that, there is no going home again.  The high has to come from somewhere.  Mike, it appears...has chosen poorly. I can empathize a bit.  I don't condone it, but i can still empathize as a fellow man of faith struggling myself.  But I have found two pillars of strength along my path.  First-continue my foundation of service to others.  Second-to hurt bad people as a substitute high for alcohol.  Mike got them confused.  He is serving bad people and hurting people in need.  He will soon realize this and either speak out about his awakening or double down on it and die in his own shadow.  May God be with you, Lindell.  because nobody on this Earth will be.   

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6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I would put him at the top of the list for magats/grifters that are most likely to off themselves.

Probably didn’t help his mental state if he heard Trump joking in Detroit the other day that Al Capone would’ve killed him because of his annoying commercials. 

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Probably didn’t help his mental state if he heard Trump joking in Detroit the other day that Al Capone would’ve killed him because of his annoying commercials. 

Lindell might as well be Eric now. Trump knows who he is and says his name from time to time. That's about it.

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I am 100% positive that if Lindell were to die any moment now (heart attack, car accident, foul ball @ Fenway Park nails him perfectly between the eyes, whatevs...) that it would somehow be Hillary's fault.

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14 hours ago, Blotto said:

He knows its on TV, right? Like everyone gets to see it. 

Yeah, but there's a secret meeting behind closed doors where Obama & his council all wear red robes with an embroidered pentagram on the cloth.  They burn candles & say various incantations to summon their satanic gods to receive instructions.

Lindell is gonna walk backwards through the doors so the security guards will not notice & the mustache is an obvious giveaway.

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2 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Motion to cross post to This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out

The man is messed up. He’s totally lost it. Him, Loomer, Rudy and Orange guy are heading for the loonie bin. They’re  mentally empty. 

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8 hours ago, jw4381 said:

Just saw he's hawking his wares at the bargain price of $14.88

did nazi see that coming

Apparently it's a neonazi secret symbol or something.

What is the 8th letter of the alphabet?

Now think of that letter matched up with relatable words that are favorites with their crowd.

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