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50 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Hmm, let's see, I could watch the Premier League, UFC, and some porn. 

Or...  I could watch a project report done by a guy with an IQ of 78 to convince people who already believe the election was stolen that the election was stolen.  

Might as well spend 24 hours (!) watching a documentary by Billy Liucci lay out the case for why texas a&m is a blueblood football program.

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On 8/13/2022 at 7:08 PM, AnTiM said:

I know it has been less than two weeks since he told a major lie.

I’m starting to think that the commercial where he says he’s running low on his “MySlippers” so you’d better act now might not be entirely truthful. He’s been running that thing for months. 

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On 8/18/2022 at 7:27 AM, AnTiM said:

WARNING:  No one can possibly watch 12 hours of this crap without suffering permanent brain damage(so I am told)

On 8/18/2022 at 8:19 AM, Red Five said:

It's going to be 24 hours of "I mean c'mon, no way Biden got that many votes! What more proof do you need??".

You can watch  it with his new product

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edit: and yes I know what a kilo of cocaine looks like, but it’s a joke.

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On 8/18/2022 at 7:57 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

I’m starting to think that the commercial where he says he’s running low on his “MySlippers” so you’d better act now might not be entirely truthful. He’s been running that thing for months. 

They're runnning low be because of the original 1,000 they had in inventory from 2018 only 784 are left.

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Mike Lindell, the CEO of MyPillow and a leading election conspiracy theorist, brought out a surprise guest on Sunday morning during his weekend-long "summit" in Springfield: U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene.

The Georgia Republican took the stage on the second day of the event, which brought attendees from across the U.S., most of them from outside Missouri, to the Springfield Expo Center. She lambasted both Democrats, saying their policies are "ruining our country," and fellow Republicans.

"The reason why I came here is I've recently gotten really tired of being told 'Marjorie, don't talk about the election,'" Greene said.

"You have poured money and time you didn't have, of course money you didn't have," she told the crowd. "You have probably lost friends, maybe you lost a job. Maybe you've lost faith at times, but you found it again and you keep fighting."


The MyPillow CEO was not on stage at all times throughout the conference, often leaving hosting duties to co-hosts affiliated with his TV station.

When Lindell was on stage, he spent most of his time criticizing media coverage about him — lambasting national newspapers like the New York Times as well as local outlets, and TV stations ranging from CNN and Fox News to Newsmax and One America Now. He ticked through a series of articles written about him — the Associated Press reporting that MyPillow had been removed from stores due to his conspiracies, and a Washington Post photographer snapping a photo of him holding notes on "martial law" while visiting the White House.


On Sunday, he trained his sights onto reporters who were present or published stories about the first day of the event, including the News-Leader, the Springfield Daily Citizen and The Daily Beast. He displayed photos of a reporter and stories on the screen, and said the News-Leader reporter "should come up to the stage and we can pray for him."

 

He also repeatedly urged attendees to share the event, which was being livestreamed on his app FrankSpeech, with family and friends.

"The only way this weekend fails is if nobody watches," Lindell said on multiple occasions.

It's unclear exactly how many people tuned in. FrankSpeech does not display viewer counts; a stream on YouTube alternative Rumble peaked around 1,500 viewers on Sunday morning.


Lindell's own company also maintained a prominent presence throughout. At one point he gave attendees a promo code to order MyPillows online, as well as MyCoffee, his new coffee brand. Samples of MyCoffee were available alongside breakfast.

Why Springfield? How many invited?
Repeated attempts to reach organizers of the event for information about how many people were invited, or why Springfield was chosen to host the conference, were unsuccessful.

One staffer made an informal estimate of "1,000 attendees per day." On Saturday, a reporter's rough count of attendance came to about 400 people. The crowd was predominantly white and skewed older, though some brought along young children and toddlers. 

A representative for the University Plaza Hotel & Convention Center, which was listed as the event's venue in initial registration information, told the News-Leader on Friday they were not allowed to provide any information about the event.

Speakers from across U.S., including candidates and elected officials, speak
Much of Saturday's programming was dedicated to "State of the State" addresses, in which speakers representing all 50 states gave presentations about theories of election fraud within their home territory. 

A majority of the speakers were volunteers with activist groups who have analyzed and scrutinized 2020 election results in their state, often putting pressure on county clerks and secretaries of states and urging for "forensic audits."

Others were candidates for or current holders of public office including Colorado state Rep. Ron Hanks, Kentucky state Sen. Adrienne Southworth, Washington state Rep. Brad Klippert, Arizona state House candidate Liz Harris and Massachusetts congressional candidate Caroline Colarusso.


Linda Rantz, an organizer with the "Missouri Canvassers" group that has investigated the election in Missouri, spoke on behalf of the Show-Me State (Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft has said the 2020 election was secure in Missouri, and has pursued only two cases of election fraud). Rep. Ann Kelley, a Lamar Republican who has previously attended one of Lindell's events, was also present.

 

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16 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Lindell is playing a great con. The wilder his statements become, the more his audience is whittled down to a crazy core group who will send him all of their money. If he played it more straight, that crazy core wouldn’t be engaged as much.  

And here I was thinking what a bad person limbaugh was...

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We’ve all received scam emails with horrible grammar/spelling or fantastical stories about how we can become wealthy. We laugh at why would someone fall for those emails. The emails are purposefully written that way to weed out the sane or mentally competent. They’re laser focused on identifying the remaining people that want to believe. Lindell is doing the same.

it doesn’t matter that the lawsuit never occurs or that the date of Trumps return is always next month. The true believers are too invested or too co-dependent on Lindell.

It’s not dissimilar to Ponzi schemes or some religions/cults.

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On 8/22/2022 at 8:43 AM, Beau Vine said:

"You have poured money and time you didn't have, of course money you didn't have," she told the crowd. "You have probably lost friends, maybe you lost a job. Maybe you've lost faith at times, but you found it again and you keep fighting."

So much winning.

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You gotta give Lindell credit...he's at least original.  He doesn't hit the usual cliches of OAn/FOX/MAGA/GQP.  He's so batshit fucking crazy, he's got his own reality going on.  Imagine a business model based on sleeping away your crack addiction.  "Hey you know that one thing you can't do when you're on crack...well here's an even more comfortable way to NOT DO IT...my pillow!"  And it fucking worked.  I think that's his approach to his election fraud bullshit.  "Hey you know what thing they do to tabulate votes...counting?  Well here's a way that's comfortable so you don't have to do it......no maths!"  Pretty original I think.  

But it's weird how they're all starting to sorta bifurcate from another into separate, but equally lunatic tribes.  Like when you'd read about all the different sects of Protestanism or Islam and think "well that's such a small detail, why split off from your foundation and spend all that time and effort on something barely different from the source material?"  And then Mike Lindell's response is, yes there are space lasers that took down our legitimate voting machines according to Sister MGT.......however, I also have massive evidence, available in two weeks, that will show Donald Trump can defeat the lasers by voting for Ron Johnson and 3 of my pillows in 6 easy payments of $39.95."  

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If y'all can't see that he's found himself a niche within a niche, you deserve to sit on the sidelines wringing your hands about why more people don't see how special Beto is.  Lindell has found a lane, only reason he endures.  He found the crazy lane next to the crazy train next to the road to the end of the world.  We can spend all the time we want on how stupid and crazy these people are.  Fact is, they'll be sweeping Abbott back into office.  I mean, not sweeping him like Curling style to be all smooth-like.  Well shit, maybe Curling-style.  Hang on, lemme look at some ADA diagrams.

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1 minute ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

That's not adderall.  I know a ton of dudes who are legit ADD and take 40-60mgs a day.  They never sound like this.  They never even appeared 'sped up" or  impaired.  This is meth or schizophrenia. Maybe both.  

It'd be interesting if it wasn't so goddamn boring. 

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You guys are lame now, this site used to do fun shit.  We're doing blow in the mansion before the Alabama game.  Where's your Texas Spirit?  This goddamn site used to mean something.  Now drug-fueled crimes are boring and getting down to park a mile away with seltzer water is living the extreme bro.  Dan Patrick shopping at Kohl's is more exciting.  

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5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You guys are lame now, this site used to do fun shit.  We're doing blow in the mansion before the Alabama game.  Where's your Texas Spirit?  This goddamn site used to mean something.  Now drug-fueled crimes are boring and getting down to park a mile away with seltzer water is living the extreme bro.  Dan Patrick shopping at Kohl's is more exciting.  

who the fuck is this cunt?  

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

It’s Lobo back from the dead. Seems he’s all hopped up on cinnamon swirls. 

Hell yeah, only the best for (shit, can't remember the guy's name from Curb where he's the bookie who Larry thinks eats dog meat).  

I make fun of Mike Lindell and people still need to blame me.  Anyway, weekend of the Alabama game.  Dog meat, blow, and open Bar (none for me) at the Mansion.  I need a +1.  Let's do this.  I knew you love celtics!  

=You'd think a fucking poster named Gil Bang would get a fucking Curb reference.  

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