Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"

[Horndog 2293]

3 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Airship Pillowdown *

Freedom Fluffer 

The Duke of Snowdumb

 

 

 

 

 

*(apologies to author Richard Adams)

 

 

 

The Spruce Douche?

[Texas Jeff 1998]

6 hours ago, NAVY said:

There have been some pretty famous aircraft names in the past. Enola Gay, Memphis Bell, Ruptured Duck, etc

Let's see if the Surly collective can come up with a good name for the pillow man bomber. 

Das Pflufferer

[jimmyjazz 46990]

6 hours ago, NAVY said:

There have been some pretty famous aircraft names in the past. Enola Gay, Memphis Bell, Ruptured Duck, etc

Let's see if the Surly collective can come up with a good name for the pillow man bomber. 

Crack Hock Clown

[atomheartbevo 90552]

4 hours ago, Horndog said:

The Spruce Douche?

[Gil Bang 26180]

[Gil Bang 26180]

[Underdog 29108]

Old yeller style, quick and humane.  Not that he deserves humane treatment. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34084]

Is there no one in his village that wants to come claim their idiot?

[Guest Lobo]

How does a guy who made his millions guaranteeing overnight shipping keep saying "two weeks", every "two weeks"?  

[jimmyjazz 46990]

That guy is nearing the top of my "most punchable face" list.

[Gil Bang 26180]

this fucking guy...this guy is crazier than Kanye

 

 

 

[Underdog 29108]

What's a rodeo without a clown?

[Pato del Muerto 53348]

Yes, hand counting is the only way to get quick, accurate counts that are free from fraud. 

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

I have a broken toaster that I want to get back at. This is my time. 

[Beau Vine 55836]

 

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

The "Maximum Overdrive" prequel sounds quite interesting, actually.  Also, Mike Lindell speaks exactly how someone speaks after a long night of doing crack and worshipping a monster.  

[Beau Vine 55836]

 

[Guest Lobo]

Mypillowcunt:  "YOU CAN'T DO THIS, MACHINES.  WE MADE YOU!!!"

 

[SaucyJack 3517]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

[Radical Larry 28815]

This is how Skynet becomes self aware.

[Fudge Nuggets 19408]

13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Fuck tha G-Ride, I want the machines that are makin' em.

 

[jimmyjazz 46990]

I've never seen that movie.

Now I'm glad I've never seen that movie.  The Oscars should have worst actor/actress awards, too.

[Bullneck 19454]

Mike Lindell Vows 'Class Action' Suit Against 'All Machines' Over Rigged Election Lie

His lawyers have been working on the suit for months, and will argue that "all machines" are “defective devices,” the MyPillow CEO told a crowd.

[Bullneck 19454]

 

 

[Bullneck 19454]

 

 

[SubliminalHorn 6996]

6 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

This is how Skynet becomes self aware.

We aren’t that lucky

[ultimaton 2985]

20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Edited March 6, 2022 by ultimaton

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

Maybe he’s just pissed because his sewing machine makes a shitty foam rubber pillow. 

[Cousin Strawberry 1273]

On 3/5/2022 at 4:22 PM, Gil Bang said:

this fucking guy...this guy is crazier than Kanye

 

 

 

So, it wasnt fraud?  It was defective machines?

[Bullneck 19454]

 

 

[Underdog 29108]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

“I’m sure your seven viewers are glued to this footage.”

LMFAO. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19408]

These dipshits should get the hint already.  Even dotard isn’t talking about patriotic truckers or other similar shit.

[TexasEd 8248]

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

These dipshits should get the hint already.  Even dotard isn’t talking about patriotic truckers or other similar shit.

lol, a WNBA player is getting more air time than those loons that don't even know what they are protesting.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

These dipshits should get the hint already.  Even dotard isn’t talking about patriotic truckers or other similar shit.

We don’t know that. Maybe he’s saying it on Truth Social and nobody hears it.

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

We don’t know that. Maybe he’s saying it on Truth Social and nobody hears it.

I'm sure his regular consultations w/ John Daley cover a wide range of well thought out, interesting subjects. 

[Pato del Muerto 53348]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm sure his regular consultations w/ John Daley cover a wide range of well thought out, interesting subjects. 

Daly needs to be up to speed if he’s going to be on the ticket and debating Harris. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

52 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Daly needs to be up to speed if he’s going to be on the ticket and debating Harris. 

He wouldn't be up to speed even if they installed a Chevy 409 in his golf cart. He has, however, provided back up vocals on a Kid Rock song, so he will have a ready made walk in tune when he declares he's running.....which I hope he does.

[Gil Bang 26180]

[Gil Bang 26180]

 

[jimmyjazz 46990]

Today I learned that the Colorado Secretary of State not only heads up state law enforcement, but the FBI as well.  Who knew?

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

Lindell must be back on crack. 

[Guest Lobo]

^
Which I'd be totally fine with.  Suffering through addiction can be rough and some empathy is required.  If it's a Drug, and not an Orange Person.  

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

How does anyone give this drug-addled moron an ounce of credibility?

[Guest Lobo]

Are you fucking new to the United States or something?  He's a businessman with tremendous success who loves his country and talks like we do.  By that I mean, we would talk like him if we were whacked on crack with lockjaw, no sleep, and a mustache with enough residual blow in it to kill a small village.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

How does anyone give this drug-addled moron an ounce of credibility?

He fellates Trump and promotes the Big Lie so he’s got a ready-made audience of millions and millions of gullible schmucks. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13712]

Lindell demonstrates that you can get crazier and crazier and continue to appeal to a core audience. Probably a smaller audience but they’re more passionate and buy more pillows to support you. If I were him and sold a pillow via these shows, I wouldn’t ship the pillow until the buyer complains. They probably don’t even want a pillow.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

15 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Lindell demonstrates that you can get crazier and crazier and continue to appeal to a core audience. Probably a smaller audience but they’re more passionate and buy more pillows to support you. If I were him and sold a pillow via these shows, I wouldn’t ship the pillow until the buyer complains. They probably don’t even want a pillow.

Tell them, “Please allow two weeks for delivery,” and they’ll forget they ever ordered it. 

[Fastbreak 4012]

Tell them, “Please allow two weeks for delivery,” and they’ll forget they ever ordered it. 

Sounds like the Trump Steaks business model.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13712]

15 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Tell them, “Please allow two weeks for delivery,” and they’ll forget they ever ordered it. 

Exactly. And for the 10% that do complain, blame the Biden administration, and then ask the customer if they want a complimentary pillow due to the Biden Post Office issue. Only $39.95 for shipping and handling.

[Gil Bang 26180]