Larry Culpepper is dead.

[Parliament 14,128]

They tell us it's because of management changes, but don't believe them.  This has #metoo written all over it.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,920]

Wow. Fuck. That sucks. Dude was hilarious. RIP, Larry. Aka Dr. Pepper guy 

 

He was one of the reasons football was tolerable after so many shit seasons. 

[texaslong 678]

 

I hear this is his replacement.

[The Earl of Texas 3,131]

Parliament you start some bad threads but this may be the worst.

Who gives a fuck.

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

2 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Parliament you start some bad threads but this may be the worst.

Who gives a fuck.

[Tex Long 4,346]

Lighten up? Is this the new way, Surly? What ever happened to "Go fuck yourself"?

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

3 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Lighten up? Is this the new way, Surly? What ever happened to "Go fuck yourself"?

Go fuck yourself.

[Don Johnson 4,745]

 

What???

[You don't know me 1,161]

40 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Lighten up? Is this the new way, Surly? What ever happened to "Go fuck yourself"?

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[huge 3,788]

oh, I thought you meant the dude actually died

[texifornia 56,489]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Wow. Fuck. That sucks. Dude was hilarious. RIP, Larry. Aka Dr. Pepper guy 

 

He was one of the reasons football was tolerable after so many shit seasons. 

[Gardner Barnes 1,562]

No shit. I fucking hate those commercials.

[CooterBrown 17,904]

I initially thought the old Vikings QB kicked it.

 

[South Austin 52,129]

The commercials were entertaining at first, but like many marketing campaigns it grew old and overplayed.   

[DigDug 1,649]

[DaggerHorns 3,058]

9 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I initially thought the old Vikings QB kicked it.

 

No, this is about Dante’s dad.

[SDG 3,319]

Fuck the offseason.  

[Wally Fairway 5,521]

Better Larry Culpepper than Mayhem

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

Whatever ends the 2 handed chest pass into the big Dr pepper bottle for 100k I'm all for

[BoosterAndrews 113]

Good, those commercials were insufferable.

[Tylerocks 2,551]

49 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The commercials were entertaining at first, but like many marketing campaigns it grew old and overplayed.   

Dilly Dilly!

[TornACL 7,675]

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Wow. Fuck. That sucks. Dude was hilarious. RIP, Larry. Aka Dr. Pepper guy 

 

He was one of the reasons football was tolerable after so many shit seasons. 

Really?

Congratulations, you're the first person I have ever encountered who thought that guy was funny.

[Pam Cummings 9,567]

14 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Dilly Dilly!

I actually know people who spent real money on shirts that said dilly dilly on them.

Edited May 22, 2018 by Pam Cummings

[TornACL 7,675]

Buncha Big Bang Theory superfans on this thread.

[C-Man 27,041]

2 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

What???

You just blew my mind!

[ChickenSandwich 9,798]

Is crave rider till around?

[Sgt Hulk 13,644]

RIP. Dante Culpepper 

[BERT 4,351]

32 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Buncha Big Bang Theory superfans on this thread.

Sounds more like a bunch of old grumpy fucks on this thread. 

[TornACL 7,675]

28 minutes ago, BERT said:

Sounds more like a bunch of old grumpy fucks on this thread. 

Get off my damn lawn, damn kids. What do y'all know about funny. 

[Sidney Sherman 66]

I hear Doctor Pepper is the top carbonated sugar water, even a powerful enough brand to be the main sponsor of the greatest 10-team college football conference in the world. Lil sweet still better commercials.

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

Just gonna leave this here. And keep an eye out for the Freaky Old Guy playing spoons or whatever...Rumor has the chorus was written that way to honor Baylor -- BU, do what you do. 

 

 

[UTCzech III 2,900]

Mother fucker, beat me to it by 30 seconds.  Yeah, we could have THAT back...

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Why is the me too movement to blame???

 

[Call 393]

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commercials that suck thread >>>

[SA-KC_Horn 1,293]

Sooo...the Vikings are not good again?

[Lhorn 4,885]

Those ads sucked.  The DP guy on the jet ski was not much better.  The little Prince guy kicks both their assess.

[UTEX_ME 4,754]

Bring back Garth and that crazy ass harmonica player

[BayouBill 835]

"Jim Connor, who spent the past several years playing football fanatic Larry Culpepper in Dr. Pepper commercials, has..."

 

I was 110% sure he was dead reading this far into it 

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1,084]

I think the Nebraska hat in OP's pic did him in.

[Lhorn 4,885]

I feel like a part of me has died.  Probably the part that worried about having to sit through one of those shitty commercials again.

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

I guess those Sonic dorks are getting nervous about now. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,523]

First they came for the Whataburger voice guy, I did not speak out because I was not the Whataburger voice guy.

Then they came for the world's most interesting man, and I did not speak out because I was not the world's most interesting man.

Then they came for Larry Culpepper, and I gave thanks because those commercials were insufferable. RIP. Good riddance.

Edited May 22, 2018 by Mitch Cumsteen

[Sejjr 3,246]

Terry Tate is available. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

2 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Why is the me too movement to blame???

 

If someone explains this joke to you, do you promise to laugh?

[ousux 5,586]

Some of the commercials were slightly funny, some were dumb as fuck.

DP is simply making the smart move of killing it before it's played out. Now about that little gay dude thing..if that stays around then take back everything I said about DP being smart.

[Sejjr 3,246]

Lil' Sweet is a gotdamn National Treasure! 

[tantric superman 4,667]

I did a shitty thing and I feel bad.

Once after a Stanford or Texas loss, I was really pissed and trying to lash out.  So I wrote an email to Dr. Pepper and told this ad campaign sucked balls and they needed to cancel it.

[mulletpelini 5,209]

So now we're stuck with mini Baker Gayfield....awesome.

[miguelito 11,216]

15 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I did a shitty thing and I feel bad.

Once after a Stanford or Texas loss, I was really pissed and trying to lash out.  So I wrote an email to Dr. Pepper and told this ad campaign sucked balls and they needed to cancel it.

So what was the shitty thing you did?

[Thetexashammer 1,062]