Larry Culpepper is dead.

[Rick Blaine 30]

13 hours ago, TornACL said:

Buncha Big Bang Theory superfans on this thread.

nttawwt--no, wait; yes there is.

[Pods 7526]

From Garth and the crazy spoon playing old man to Larry Cullpepper and Lil' Sweet, Dr. Pepper has a long tradition of shitty commercials. Maybe we'll get some more of the adventures of Crave Rider? Whatever the new campaign is, it will suck. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19146]

12 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Lil' Sweet is a gotdamn National Treasure! 

You're an idiot.

[bluto 4883]

Don't forget fat dancing football player on the goalposts 

[RowdyVic 106]

The world has gone pussy. Bring back the DP 10 guy or Gene Simmons DP Cherry.

Edited May 23, 2018 by RowdyVic

[Underdog 28445]

Thank God. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

5 hours ago, Pods said:

From Garth and the crazy spoon playing old man to Larry Cullpepper and Lil' Sweet, Dr. Pepper has a long tradition of shitty commercials. Maybe we'll get some more of the adventures of Crave Rider? Whatever the new campaign is, it will suck. 

Are we just going to pretend like the Pitbull commercials never existed?

[South Austin 52128]

If I didn't know any better, I would guess from reading this thread that we're in the offseason.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

If I didn't know any better, I would guess from reading this thread that we're in the offseason.

Truth. We are only a few days away from a discussion on who is the best KFC colonel. 

[South Austin 52128]

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Truth. We are only a few days away from a discussion on who is the best KFC colonel. 

It's clearly Norm McDonald.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

It's clearly Norm McDonald.

And by Norm McDonald, you mean Darrell Hammond.

[South Austin 52128]

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

And by Norm McDonald, you mean Darrell Hammond.

I will cut you for your ignorance.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

What have you started?

[South Austin 52128]

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

49 minutes ago, South Austin said:

[RTF Horn 46]

Good.  Those commercials were painful.

[SnowAggy 154]

So this guy must be a Jared from Subway type child molester or something...

Those adds were solid gold for the SEC demo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Parliament 14128]

And by Norm McDonald, you mean Darrell Hammond.

Reba

[Beau Vine 53984]

5 hours ago, RowdyVic said:

The world has gone pussy. Bring back the DP 10 guy or Gene Simmons DP Cherry.

 

[Jack Burton 35]

I've dressed up as Larry Culpepper for the last two Halloweens and watched football all day at Little Woodrows. Lot of free drinks. This HURTS

Edited May 23, 2018 by Jack Burton

[bamachine 1230]

If any of you actually feel bad for the guy, worry no more...

 

https://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/2018/05/ostrich_larry_culpepper_given.html

[Steamboat1874 4032]

If you like that "Lil" fucker you are gay.

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

Steve smith was much better than Larry anyway. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11920]

On 5/22/2018 at 8:36 AM, texifornia said:

Alright, hilarious was too strong of a word, but he did make me chuckle occasionally. Lol

[mulletpelini 5209]

Dr. Pepper used to pay 1 million dollars for 1 kicked FG during half time of the B12CCG.  

[kopp0e 1135]

Man, I was still thinking of the former QB for the Minnesota Vikings... 

Lol (not lol)...

[South Austin 52128]

10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Dr. Pepper used to pay 1 million dollars for 1 kicked FG during half time of the B12CCG.  

Did they pay anything for game winning FGs in the B12CCG?

[mulletpelini 5209]

If you're implying officials were paid off I'm not arguing

[Cairn Horn88 8165]

I hear he’s gonna be Saban’s waterboy!?

[Orca of Peace 109]

seriously, this has movie potential 

[Tex Long 4346]

DP is my road trip goto c-store gas stop bevorage. How you stop for gas and she has to has to has to pee and buy shit and gotta buy you shit you don't want, too? I always ask for a Gruntstick and a Sweetjuice Cola, always get a Snickers and a Dr Pepper. This would never happen if Wonder Warthog were still alive. 

And just to put that cherry on top, now Li'l Sweet done ruint the juice. Miserable little metrosex girly-singer.

 

[millhouse 2587]

This thread makes we want to smash JLD and then quench my thirst with a Dr.Pepper 

[Lhorn 4885]

6 hours ago, millhouse said:

This thread makes we want to smash JLD and then quench my thirst with a Dr.Pepper 

Jennifer Love Dewitt?

[mulletpelini 5209]

8 hours ago, Tex Long said:

And just to put that cherry on top, now Li'l Sweet done ruint the juice. Miserable little metrosex girly-singer.

[Tex Long 4346]

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

someone got skillz needs to add some Dr Pepper soundtrack from that other miserable little metrosex girly singer.

[mulletpelini 5209]

he's the sweet one!

[TornACL 7675]

21 hours ago, Tex Long said:

DP is my road trip goto c-store gas stop bevorage. How you stop for gas and she has to has to has to pee and buy shit and gotta buy you shit you don't want, too? I always ask for a Gruntstick and a Sweetjuice Cola, always get a Snickers and a Dr Pepper. This would never happen if Wonder Warthog were still alive. 

And just to put that cherry on top, now Li'l Sweet done ruint the juice. Miserable little metrosex girly-singer.

 

This post has the clarity of a Dr Pepper or Old Spice commercial

[DougO 5239]

Wow, next thing you know the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull will be shelved.

[kopp0e 1135]

On 5/23/2018 at 2:42 AM, Pods said:

From Garth and the crazy spoon playing old man to Larry Cullpepper and Lil' Sweet, Dr. Pepper has a long tradition of shitty commercials. Maybe we'll get some more of the adventures of Crave Rider? Whatever the new campaign is, it will suck. 

Maybe the plan is to go retro..?

 

[Tex Long 4346]

10 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Maybe the plan is to go retro..?

So... Wonder Warthog lives? Let the Sweetjuice cola flow!

[Born Burnt 6147]

Besides that fact the actor sucks midget balls, the whole campaign is flawed because it's for a soft drink. This needs to be for beer. Who the fuck tailgates and watches the game with Dr Pepper?

[Earl Haffler 582]

The real Dr. Pepper Man

 

Edited May 28, 2018 by Earl Haffler

[RPM 26215]

On 5/23/2018 at 8:50 AM, South Austin said:

It's clearly Norm McDonald.

 

On 5/23/2018 at 8:52 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

And by Norm McDonald, you mean Darrell Hammond.

WRONG!!! The correct answer is George Hamilton as The Crispy Colonel. Bye bye!

[ousux 5586]

Maybe the plan is to go retro..?

 

n/m, been drinking

 

[ousux 5586]

From Garth and the crazy spoon playing old man to Larry Cullpepper and Lil' Sweet, Dr. Pepper has a long tradition of shitty commercials. Maybe we'll get some more of the adventures of Crave Rider? Whatever the new campaign is, it will suck. 

My one and only thought every time this commercial came on..

That chick is way to cute to be hanging with those two dorks. Not a real life situation DP..

[kopp0e 1135]

Some of Larry Culpepper's greatest hits: