I would go down on Holly Rowe

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Top Five Movie of all time

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Speaking of going down im About to snack on some fish taco myself. She’s no holly rower or anything though. I’ve been drinking a lot today so I’m not even sure who she is. 

[Surly Bevo 25139]

I kissed Suzy Kolber.

 

[DeadArmadillo 907]

aww fuck it, i'm in

would

We all would. Some might not admit to it, but we all would if single and even a little bit horny. Hell, in about 2012, I was doing a much, much skinnier 150 pound Iowa corn fed girl that was a dead ringer for a young, skinny Holly Rowe. And everyone of my good friends that saw me with her gave me a heart felt pat on the back for hammering it

[Surly Bevo 25139]

They say the camera adds 75 pounds

[Underdog 28767]

And then you rode off in the sunset on your moped? 

[CooterBrown 18022]

I kissed Suzy Kolber.
 

Yeah but that put you on the sex offender list.

[Al_4_ISU 12477]

Me too. She isn’t hot, but I’ve wanted to jump her bones for years.

[ajax 2620]

How many layers of Spanx is that pic hiding?

[Cairn Horn88 8280]

She’s even prettier at closing time.

[Bullneck 19201]

12 hours ago, slorch said:

 

 

2, 1, 3, 4

And "yes" to all

Edited January 2, 2022 by Bullneck

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

20 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:

She seems happy. Beat cancer. Good at her job. I'd eat that.
 
I'm proud of her.
 


 

 

[Knighthawk 284]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I fucked Linda Cohn, is that what you're thinking about?

Spit my drink on my phone you bastard.  

[Guest]

1 hour ago, DeadArmadillo said:

We all would. Some might not admit to it, but we all would if single and even a little bit horny. Hell, in about 2012, I was doing a much, much skinnier 150 pound Iowa corn fed girl that was a dead ringer for a young, skinny Holly Rowe. And everyone of my good friends that saw me with her gave me a heart felt pat on the back for hammering it

I got 2 pieces of news for you. One, no, most here would not touch Holly Rowe if we had AIDS and her fat ass was sitting on the cure. Two, 150 ain’t skinny unless you’re a wide receiver in high school. 

[Al_4_ISU 12477]

I got 2 pieces of news for you. One, no, most here would not touch Holly Rowe if we had AIDS and her fat ass was sitting on the cure. Two, 150 ain’t skinny unless you’re a wide receiver in high school. 

[Post Oak 20256]

You know Holly throws it.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

You know Holly throws it.

When she does there are aftershocks felt in Iowa. 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2412]

[lilMAC25 3807]

1 hour ago, DeadArmadillo said:

We all would. Some might not admit to it, but we all would if single and even a little bit horny. Hell, in about 2012, I was doing a much, much skinnier 150 pound Iowa corn fed girl that was a dead ringer for a young, skinny Holly Rowe. And everyone of my good friends that saw me with her gave me a heart felt pat on the back for hammering it

Holly hasn’t seen 150 in about 15 years. She’s easily 100+ over that. She’s a hefty gal.

[Surly Bevo 25139]

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Holly hasn’t seen 150 in about 15 years. She’s easily 100+ over that. She’s a hefty gal.

She's 5'5" maybe 5'6" she's a big gal but come the fuck on she ain't no 250+ pounds.

[lilMAC25 3807]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

She's 5'5" maybe 5'6" she's a big gal but come the fuck on she ain't no 250+ pounds.

[Tex Pete 20430]

3 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

@Uncle Boobs = Ron Franklin?!

I seriously doubt Ron Franklin would have touched her, even though she weighed about 300 lbs less back then. He just called her “Sweet Tits,” or something like that. 

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

She's 5'5" maybe 5'6" she's a big gal but come the fuck on she ain't no 250+ pounds.

No way. Maybe 180-200 on that frame. That’s why I lol at the “much skinnier” 150 version of her. Must have been a real looker. 

[Tex Pete 20430]

1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Me too. She isn’t hot, but I’ve wanted to jump her bones for years.

Yeah, but you work with livestock every day. 

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Hell yes I would 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

agree.  after she did a little face-sitting, i'd buffet on her vaginal menu.

Edited January 2, 2022 by Shaggy3.0

[Horn Dogg 3939]

Nominate for best thread of this bowl season.

[Trey3216 15352]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Yeah, but you work with livestock every day. 

For God’s sake, give the man a shred of respect.    He’s not a fucking aggy 

[Vic Mackey 47131]

aww fuck it, i'm in

would

Fuck yeah. I'd let her sit on my face

[ajax 2620]

She looks like Lena Dunham shoved inside a Katie Couric skinsuit.

[shadow_operative 15932]

i was at a UT hoops game a few years ago with a friend of mine when we saw Holly across the way, walking down the opposite sideline. i looked at my buddy and said, "would you smash?" he thought about for a second and said, "yup." i said, "me too." 

that's all i have to contribute to this thread. #TeamHolly #fuckcancer 

Edited January 2, 2022 by shadow_operative

[Thatguy 8828]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fuck yeah. I'd let her sit on my face

  We already had you penciled in as a hard yes Vic.

[Thatguy 8828]

7 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:

We all would. Some might not admit to it, but we all would if single and even a little bit horny. Hell, in about 2012, I was doing a much, much skinnier 150 pound Iowa corn fed girl that was a dead ringer for a young, skinny Holly Rowe. And everyone of my good friends that saw me with her gave me a heart felt pat on the back for hammering it

     Black guy here. Back in my single days I would be sitting at the bar and I would accidentally make eye contact with a heftier woman sitting across the bar, and quickly look away. When I glanced back at the person the seat would be empty, and then she would be standing right next to me with a big smile on her face, just knowing a brother wanted her. This woman reminds me of that woman. I passed on that opportunity every single time. In fact, one time in the early days of online dating I threw a woman out who showed up 40lbs bigger than her photos. Now I am not the man I once was, but I have a "would rather jerk off" limit, and Holly is it. However, I would put in a disclaimer that if I knew for sure she could really suck cock, I mean was like Sarah Vandella good at it, I would surely let her do that.

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

11 hours ago, Rimbo said:

aww fuck it, i'm in

would

2x4

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I had to double check that this wasn't a thread of mine....

I swear on baby Jesus I was gonna make a Vic joke then took the time to look at her pics - ‘she’s not big enough’

[Guest]

10 hours ago, ajax said:

How many layers of Spanx is that pic hiding?

They spank theirs their way, I spank mine my way.

There's no judgment here...

 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Somebody had to say it.

[Fudge Nuggets 19211]

The ironic thing is Ms. Rowe wouldn't give you fucking losers the time of day.

And for the record, hell yeah I'd lick on that.

Edited January 2, 2022 by Fudge Nuggets

[DaggerHorns 3085]

Found the thread where all the dirty uncles congregate.

[Leanderman 2276]

In a few more years she will have more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

11 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

They say the camera adds 75 pounds

How many cameras are pointed at her, three?

[Droopy 2626]

“Leave Holly ALONE!!!”

[DFW Horn 6156]

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

2, 1, 3, 4

And "yes" to all

2 & 1 look like they may have a surprise package in store for you.

NTTAWWT

['stache 21838]

Maybe if she brought Erin Andrews along for a manage ‘o three.

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

Still haven’t seen her and Mickey Rourke in the same room. 

[Goredho 17413]

That thread where Surly became self-aware.

[Not a Sock 2339]

The question isn't whether not you would smash Holly Rowe, it's how many hotel bar gin and tonics before your eating dinner on a scratchy hotel towel.

[lilMAC25 3807]

8 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The ironic thing is Ms. Rowe wouldn't give you fucking losers the time of day.

And for the record, hell yeah I'd lick on that.

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12496]

This is definitely not something i ever expected to read from someone not named Vic 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12496]

11 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

2x4

Yeah that's what I'd beat her with too