I would go down on Holly Rowe

[Brothahorn 10,087]

I don't know boys.  In this one, she looks a little like adult entertainer actress Ryan Keely.

Yeah but does she have Keely's skill set?

[ulukinatme 1,765]

Wouldn't today, but I'd take the younger Holly

[cam4mav 771]

That looks like AJ Hawk 2005 in lipstick and the kid looks like Mike Tirico with hair

 

 

 

you'd go down on AJ Hawk?

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

[nnm 36,566]

5 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

That’s a lot of Texas beef on the hoof in one photo. 

[Dnaguy 12,045]

6 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

[wd40 1,976]

6 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

second from the left must be Aunt Boobs

[Kennythetiger 9,434]

1,2,x,x. 

[Al_4_ISU 12,477]

41 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

1,2,x,x. 

Spoiler alert:  1 is fucking 2 and you (or any of us) have zero chance.

Edited February 3, 2022 by Al_4_ISU

[Dnaguy 12,045]

7 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Spoiler alert:  1 is fucking 2 and you (or any of us) have zero chance.

[Dnaguy 12,045]

7 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Spoiler alert:  1 is fucking 2 and you (or any of us) have zero chance.

[SWCFROG 39]

21 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

On 1/17/2022 at 4:13 PM, Lidig8r said:

I don't know boys.  In this one, she looks a little like adult entertainer actress Ryan Keely.

Yeah but does she have Keely's skill set?

One can only hope.

 

SWCFROG

[South Austin 52,567]

On 1/17/2022 at 4:13 PM, Lidig8r said:

I don't know boys.  In this one, she looks a little like adult entertainer actress Ryan Keely.

Give me a dry spell and I could be talked into this.

[Tex Long 4,431]

Prototypical Slump-buster.

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

On 1/1/2022 at 1:01 AM, Uncle Boobs said:

She seems happy. Beat cancer. Good at her job. I'd eat that.
 
I'm proud of her.
 

 
 
 

Thank you for your courage.

For the record I would too, if only to report to this thread that I had.

[Colonel Sanders 1,367]

I saw her a couple of days ago on one of those stupid espn roundtables on best mascots.   Her and Fowler said they were both unimpressed with Bevo.  After seeing that I decided I would no longer eat her box.

[Zeus 6,124]

7 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

I saw her a couple of days ago on one of those stupid espn roundtables on best mascots.   Her and Fowler said they were both unimpressed with Bevo.  After seeing that I decided I would no longer eat her box.

Disney's mascot is a fucking rat fuck them

[sdm 892]

1 hour ago, Colonel Sanders said:

I saw her a couple of days ago on one of those stupid espn roundtables on best mascots.   Her and Fowler said they were both unimpressed with Bevo.  After seeing that I decided I would no longer eat her box or blow Fowler.

Fify

[Colonel Sanders 1,367]

32 minutes ago, sdm said:

Fify

I'm waiting for someone to start a "I'd suck Chris Fowler's cock" thread before I reveal that decision, thank you very much.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,920]

4 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

I saw her a couple of days ago on one of those stupid espn roundtables on best mascots.   Her and Fowler said they were both unimpressed with Bevo.  After seeing that I decided I would no longer eat her box.

I’m surprised Bevo didn’t go after her like he has with other dogs

[Steel Shank 9,430]

I’d hit that shit like a thirsty dog.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

Why is there not a puking reaction on this site? Neg rep, +rep, why not both?

Edited February 7, 2022 by ImissWallyPryor

[Underdog 28,767]

Is the puking before or after you go down her? 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,428]

On 2/3/2022 at 11:43 AM, South Austin said:

Give me a dry spell and I could be talked into this.

There's nothing more dangerous to a drinking man than a fat girl with a pretty face. 

[South Austin 52,567]

13 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

There's nothing more dangerous to a drinking man than a fat girl with a pretty face. 

Depending on how dry the spell, I might not even need alcohol.

[Texzilla58 4,743]

There's nothing more dangerous to a drinking man than a fat girl with a pretty face. 

Fat girls with big tits have an advantage over fat girls with small ones.

[Texzilla58 4,743]

I saw her a couple of days ago on one of those stupid espn roundtables on best mascots.   Her and Fowler said they were both unimpressed with Bevo.  After seeing that I decided I would no longer eat her box.

We’re they discussing live mascots like a Bevo the steer or the stuffed big head costume one? Generally the better the live mascot the sillier the costume one.
Also these idiots don’t understand the badassery of the historical longhorn and it’s ability to kill rattlesnakes, Comanche, Mexicans, wranglers and wolves for pleasure.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,920]

Not to mention ugly English Bulldogs

[Colonel Sanders 1,367]

19 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

We’re they discussing live mascots like a Bevo the steer or the stuffed big head costume one? Generally the better the live mascot the sillier the costume one.
Also these idiots don’t understand the badassery of the historical longhorn and it’s ability to kill rattlesnakes, Comanche, Mexicans, wranglers and wolves for pleasure.

Live one.  She mentions something like he's lame cause he just stands there.

[Rimbo 26,052]

1 hour ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Live one.  She mentions something like he's lame cause he just stands there.

yep, she's a fat ugly ho and you couldn't get me drunk enough to be within ten feet of her smelly hide

[Scholz 11,956]

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Fat girls with big tits have an advantage over fat girls with small ones.

What's the saddest thing in the world?  Fat girl, small tits.

[Scholz 11,956]

On 2/3/2022 at 11:43 AM, South Austin said:

Give me a dry spell and I could be talked into this.

Let's be honest, you'd ask her to move in week 1.  I kid.

[Texzilla58 4,743]

Live one.  She mentions something like he's lame cause he just stands there.

Well it’s not like mike the tiger is eating villagers or ripping up a gazelle. Ragnar the Arkansas mascot is basically a farting sleeping boar.

Curious who did she like. The SC ‘Cocks?

[Colonel Sanders 1,367]

I think she liked Ralphie, though I have to admit I turned it off after they talked shit about BEVO.

 

 

 

[MontereyMX 869]

why does the title of this thread give me the vomits?

 

[Texzilla58 4,743]

I think she liked Ralphie, though I have to admit I turned it off after they talked shit about BEVO.
     

That’s because she’d like to get bucked by a buffalo. She’s gotta be a size queen.

And poor Bevo used to talk about those after midnight visits to his stall by Mack Brown.

[Lhorn 4,935]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

What's the saddest thing in the world?  Fat girl, small tits.

That's why they're called "flatso"

[Deej 76,897]

On 2/6/2022 at 11:52 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m surprised Bevo didn’t go after her like he has with other dogs

Bevo: "That dog sure got big since the Sugar Bowl."

[Dnaguy 12,045]

On 2/6/2022 at 11:52 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m surprised Bevo didn’t go after her like he has with other dogs

He castrated Jim.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

14 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Live one.  She mentions something like he's lame cause he just stands there.

Kind of like her, then. 

[Davis Lane 5,590]

22 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

We’re they discussing live mascots like a Bevo the steer or the stuffed big head costume one? Generally the better the live mascot the sillier the costume one.
Also these idiots don’t understand the badassery of the historical longhorn and it’s ability to kill rattlesnakes, Comanche, Mexicans, wranglers and wolves for pleasure.

Username, yada yada.

[Armybrat 40,874]

On 2/6/2022 at 11:52 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m surprised Bevo didn’t go after her like he has with other fat dogs

Fify

[TrashMaster G 17,588]

On 2/8/2022 at 8:47 AM, Texzilla58 said:

Any girls with big tits have an advantage over girls with small ones.

Fify.

 

On 2/8/2022 at 8:56 AM, Texzilla58 said:

We’re they discussing live mascots like a Bevo the steer or the stuffed big head costume one? Generally the better the live mascot the sillier the costume one.
Also these idiots don’t understand the badassery of the historical longhorn and it’s ability to kill rattlesnakes, Comanche, Mexicans, wranglers and wolves for pleasure.

There is only one Bevo, dumbass.  The costumed figure is Hook'em.

[Texzilla58 4,743]

There is only one Bevo, dumbass.  The costumed figure is Hook'em.

I was speaking from the perspective of these hosts. She doesn’t know that shit.

Y’all seem to forget Bevo used to be a fairly regular guest on the Ticket back when it was funny. He had a lot of trauma to deal with.

[ChiTownDoc 21,154]

Has anyone done a wellness check on UncleBoobs?

[HornOnTheBayou 8,945]

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Has anyone done a wellness check on UncleBoobs?

We're sending in a rescue team to his last known position.

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

I just want to get on record that I have no desire to yodel in Holly Rowe’s canyon…

[ChiTownDoc 21,154]

22 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

I just want to get on record that I have no desire to yodel in Holly Rowe’s canyon…

Yodel?  Live look in.  Try extreme sandbox.  

[nnm 36,566]

On 2/8/2022 at 8:09 PM, Dnaguy said:

He castrated Jim.

You do know Bevo’s a steer, right?

[markstanco 12,586]

I just want to get on record that I have no desire to yodel in Holly Rowe’s canyon…

Same. Not attractive at all. Good at her job though. Way better than Andrews but I’d hit that.