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Fuck cats. At least he has dogs to offset.

I will never understand how anyone rational could trust a guy who never drinks, drives his own car, cooks, hates dogs, and has never fired a gun. With a 40 year history of being a lying piece of shit in the public eye. I guess they were some pretty sweet tweets though.

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20 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I still haven’t gotten a date on the @Johnny Sackphoto.   I’m sure it’s probably post January 2021 but given the GQPs propensity to lie, I don’t take anything at face value. 

It was last month.

It's really bad in South Texas right now.  Worse than it has ever been.  Hence why Kamala won't set foot in South Texas.

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5 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Yeah it’s night and day since this administration took over. Have had random illegals walk up to family members on our place multiple times in the last several months asking to use a phone to call somebody. House broken into constantly. We shoot off a couple rounds in the air as warning shots every time we go on the property. This is about 45 mins-1 hour from the border. 

What changed so drastically over a 12 month period?

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32 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

So they should just let them in then? Which way do you guys want it? 

Well, my preference would be for this administration to make this issue more of a priority and figure out exactly why their messaging seems to be encouraging more illegal crossings. 

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2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

That guy was in the woods.  Helis don't work there.  For most of Texas -- outside of East Texas with piney woods and thick tall tree cover -- helicopters are the most effective.

You can spend two days and clear out 10,000 acres of pretty much every hog with a helicopter and rotating shooters.

Remote traps and thermal are your second best.

I can tell you massacring a bunch of pigs in a trap isn't a pretty sight.  I was at a friend's place last year and he had over 40 he caught in remote a trap.  It was like the Einsatzgruppen brutal.

I think that is a fair assessment, but I think a little research could define the most cost effective strategy, even offsetting for environmental damage.   I can also understand that if the plan is to cull the trapped animals, than it can be a little traumatic for someone not used to it.  Firing indiscriminately from a helicopter offers a person a chance to put some separation between them and the act, but likely imparts more suffering on the critter.    

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Also, we and a lot of other places fly it anyway for game surveys.  The marginal costs for hog hunting and shooting coyotes out of the helicopter that is already there is not that much.

Landowners can also get with outfitters.  Who will bring in pay hunters to pay costs of heli hunts on their and other nearby properties and have the bastards shot 100% on the recreational hunter's dime.

Shooting them out of a copter and seeing a ranch from a copter is a blast.  When I retire, which I intend to do in a few years, I am going to get my license and fly ranches for surveys and pig hunting.

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6 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Well, my preference would be for this administration to make this issue more of a priority and figure out exactly why their messaging seems to be encouraging more illegal crossings. 

That's perfectly fair. While the laws and policies may not have changed, the perspective from an outsider looking in probably has. 

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23 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

It was last month.

It's really bad in South Texas right now.  Worse than it has ever been.  Hence why Kamala won't set foot in South Texas.

Or the time my parents drove up on a busted fence line. Got out to check it out and heard a bunch of voices in the brush. Turns out a smuggler was running from border patrol and run his truck through the fence and they all went scurrying. So they stood there armed and waiting for officers to show up and flush out the people in the brush. 

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2 hours ago, Bravo said:

yes, all hunters could kill more trapping. Why hunt? wut? Sorry, for hunting feral hogs.

You're that triggered by hunting? Jesus.

Did you lose comprehension from your previous posts to this one?  Your first comment is nonsensical.    

Is triggered by hunting supposed to be some kind of witty quip? I see you are back to trolling after a little break.  Or did someone else take over the shift?  

 

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2 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Well, my preference would be for this administration to make this issue more of a priority and figure out exactly why their messaging seems to be encouraging more illegal crossings. 

I’d be curious about how their messaging encourages more illegal entry, too. 

I’m old enough to remember when open borders and free trade were conservative goals. Cons aren’t what they used to be.

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6 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Did you lose comprehension from your previous posts to this one?  Your first comment is nonsensical.    

Is triggered by hunting supposed to be some kind of witty quip? I see you are back to trolling after a little break.  Or did someone else take over the shift?  

 

What are your thoughts on fighting a feral pig?  

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43 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

It was last month.

It's really bad in South Texas right now.  Worse than it has ever been.  Hence why Kamala won't set foot in South Texas.

Ok I’ll take your word for it, even though you won’t post the pic with the date.   Our economy is shit, what with inflation and all, why are these people coming here?  

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27 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Well, my preference would be for this administration to make this issue more of a priority and figure out exactly why their messaging seems to be encouraging more illegal crossings. 

Are illegal crossings worse?  I haven’t seen on Fox News recently any stories about the giant caravans of illegals coming up through Mexico to enter our country.  They were showing those all the time during Trumps presidency.  Maybe I missed something.

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24 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Or the time my parents drove up on a busted fence line. Got out to check it out and heard a bunch of voices in the brush. Turns out a smuggler was running from border patrol and run his truck through the fence and they all went scurrying. So they stood there armed and waiting for officers to show up and flush out the people in the brush. 

Your parents run a ranch on the border?  If so that would be an interesting narrative.   Or do they just tourist there?  Because there’s one thing I’ve found.   A lot of people that post here are liars. Some back really giant lies, like elections being stolen.  Some only make little lies, so that their dick doesn’t seem quite as small. Most are just lying sonofabitches, who lie because they’re lazy.  And they think they can get away with it.  Now I’m not accusing you of being a liar.  Why don’t you prove me wrong.  

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How the hell are immigrants coming across still when we have every state politician running for office riding a train of 4 wheelers up and down the rio grande banks shooting commercials? And why is the Texas national guard so inept at stopping the caravans? Thought abbott sent every man and vehicle he could find to put up a bumper to bumper barrier (similar to how my 3 yo nephew plays with his hot wheels)

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35 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Or the time my parents drove up on a busted fence line. Got out to check it out and heard a bunch of voices in the brush. Turns out a smuggler was running from border patrol and run his truck through the fence and they all went scurrying.

We've had this happen twice in the last 3 years, same exact spot.  Once in a new King Ranch truck they abandoned.  Never have seen one otherwise, no issues with theft or squatting.  Both instances were when being chased by border patrol and they decided to take the fence out and disperse in the brush.  

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12 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Are illegal crossings worse?  I haven’t seen on Fox News recently any stories about the giant caravans of illegals coming up through Mexico to enter our country.  They were showing those all the time during Trumps presidency.  Maybe I missed something.

Yes, it’s worse than 2000, which I think was the previous record. But it’s also a lot different now. Back then it was mostly Mexican men looking for work and they were trying to avoid being captured. Now it’s also women and children from Central America, South America, etc. that want to be caught and claim asylum. It has overwhelmed the system. 

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26 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Your parents run a ranch on the border?  If so that would be an interesting narrative.   Or do they just tourist there?  Because there’s one thing I’ve found.   A lot of people that post here are liars. Some back really giant lies, like elections being stolen.  Some only make little lies, so that their dick doesn’t seem quite as small. Most are just lying sonofabitches, who lie because they’re lazy.  And they think they can get away with it.  Now I’m not accusing you of being a liar.  Why don’t you prove me wrong.  

It’s true. An hour away from the border. I grew up there. I have a pic for you of the truck with some fat cops checking it out. Other than that why would I give you creeps any more info about myself?


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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Fuck cats. At least he has dogs to offset.

I will never understand how anyone rational could trust a guy who never drinks, drives his own car, cooks, hates dogs, and has never fired a gun. With a 40 year history of being a lying piece of shit in the public eye. I guess they were some pretty sweet tweets though.

Oh, I forgot one: uses his wealth to bang the most well-worn porn stars in the industry. I bet Mark Cuban at least has Riley Reid money.

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6 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

It’s true. An hour away from the border. I grew up there. I have a pic for you of the truck with some fat cops checking it out. Other than that why would I give you creeps any more info about myself?


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Well pardon me as being skeptical.  After all we just had the most lying ass, treasonous shitheaded administration ever, backed by a bunch of lying pussy-ass followers who completely disregard facts and go with their feelings.   

That said, sorry your parents have to deal with that on their vast ranch acreage.  Maybe if you keep fucking up the homeland, the undesirables won’t want to come here. 

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Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Well pardon me as being skeptical.  After all we just had the most lying ass, treasonous shitheaded administration ever, backed by a bunch of lying pussy-ass followers who completely disregard facts and go with their feelings.   

That said, sorry your parents have to deal with that on their vast ranch acreage.  Maybe if you keep fucking up the homeland, the undesirables won’t want to come here. 

For better or worse, our economy depends on immigrants, documented and otherwise.

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20 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

It’s true. An hour away from the border. I grew up there. I have a pic for you of the truck with some fat cops checking it out. Other than that why would I give you creeps any more info about myself?


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I see a $70k vehicle, with some doors open.  Scary.   Belongs In parking shithead thread. 

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