Joe Biden 2022: Enter Dark Brandon

[fattyflattie 4,639]

48 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is this a Joe Biden thread or a Mexican border thread? 

He did something to talk about a week or so ago. 

[Willfully Horn 8,027]

10 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

He did something to talk about a week or so ago. 

Was reading that Biden kept a “hands off” approach to Breyer, as Breyer decided whether to retire. If so, that discretion brought dividends.

[jimmyjazz 45,975]

15 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Is camo supposed to scare people?

Looks scary to me:

[F250 28,778]

Isn't this message board run by a Mexican guy with a beard?

 

[workswithseed 2,112]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Isn't this message board run by a Mexican guy with a beard?

 

I thought he was Texan.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

3 minutes ago, F250 said:

Isn't this message board run by a Mexican guy with a beard?

 

Yep. The plan is finally coming into place. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,206]

I thought he was Indian.  Dark hair, brown eyes, works in IT the odds should have been well in my favor. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,206]

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

He’s also got a backpack. Probably full of explosives and there to blow up deer blinds and bird feeders everywhere. 

Flamethrower to burn down the suburbs.

[LW Goatman 1,124]

On 1/28/2022 at 12:49 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

some new pussy in the white house

 

All of you fuckers who post here will never agree on a damn thing political that's fine, whatever. The echo chamber here is like texags and gets boring.

I am a current owner of 8 rescue animals, 6 cats and 2 dogs. I want to salute Willow.

Being a lifelong rescurer of downtrodden cats and dogs, I do submit that large quantities of cats do outweigh large quantities of dogs in the home.

I'm pretty sure you all can turn this into a nazi/fascist versus socialist/marxist discussion pretty quickly, but Willow looks like a badass. 

 

[Goofyboy 3,293]

All of you fuckers who post here will never agree on a damn thing political that's fine, whatever. The echo chamber here is like texags and gets boring.
I am a current owner of 8 rescue animals, 6 cats and 2 dogs. I want to salute Willow.
Being a lifelong rescurer of downtrodden cats and dogs, I do submit that large quantities of cats do outweigh large quantities of dogs in the home.
I'm pretty sure you all can turn this into a nazi/fascist versus socialist/marxist discussion pretty quickly, but Willow looks like a badass. 
 

Willow is awesome.

[fattyflattie 4,639]

43 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

 

I'm pretty sure you all can turn this into a nazi/fascist versus socialist/marxist discussion pretty quickly, but Willow looks like a badass. 

 

Willow is a good looking Democat. 

[jimmyjazz 45,975]

46 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

I am a current owner of 8 rescue animals, 6 cats and 2 dogs.

User name does not check out.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

55 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

All of you fuckers who post here will never agree on a damn thing political that's fine, whatever. The echo chamber here is like texags and gets boring.

I am a current owner of 8 rescue animals, 6 cats and 2 dogs. I want to salute Willow.

Being a lifelong rescurer of downtrodden cats and dogs, I do submit that large quantities of cats do outweigh large quantities of dogs in the home.

I'm pretty sure you all can turn this into a nazi/fascist versus socialist/marxist discussion pretty quickly, but Willow looks like a badass. 

 

Wasn’t expecting this post.

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

3 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

Yea I’d probably ask if he had food and water. Why is he scary to you?

 

3 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

You really are terrified of a brown person. Wow 

A lot of the comments here obviously come from people not familiar with life by the border. I grew up a minority amongst a sea of brown people. Not scared of them. But I’ll explain something to you. Regular migrants wear regular clothes when they’re in transit. The only ones that wear camo are ones that really don’t want to be caught. 
 

If any of the cool kids here ever leave Dallas or Houston or Austin to go hunting by the border I’d recommend not walking up to someone looking like this and asking them if they’re lost. Just a tip. 

[tchookem 3,900]

these threads are practically unreadable now with Bravo & gang.  No contributions of substance, just shit-flinging 

And whining. He's a whiner. They're all whiners.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,874]

1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

All of you fuckers who post here will never agree on a damn thing political that's fine, whatever. The echo chamber here is like texags and gets boring.

I am a current owner of 8 rescue animals, 6 cats and 2 dogs. I want to salute Willow.

Being a lifelong rescurer of downtrodden cats and dogs, I do submit that large quantities of cats do outweigh large quantities of dogs in the home.

I'm pretty sure you all can turn this into a nazi/fascist versus socialist/marxist discussion pretty quickly, but Willow looks like a badass. 

 

anyone else read this post in this lady's voice?

Edited January 29, 2022 by Longhorn_Fan68

[hobbes2702 13,045]

25 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

A lot of the comments here obviously come from people not familiar with life by the border. I grew up a minority amongst a sea of brown people. Not scared of them. But I’ll explain something to you. Regular migrants wear regular clothes when they’re in transit. The only ones that wear camo are ones that really don’t want to be caught. 
 

If any of the cool kids here ever leave Dallas or Houston or Austin to go hunting by the border I’d recommend not walking up to someone looking like this and asking them if they’re lost. Just a tip. 

“I’m not scared of them… except when they are brown people wearing camo”

[Brisketexan 105,154]

“I’m not scared of them… except when they are brown people wearing camo”

The “the border has never been worse, build a wall! crowd are moronic jackholes.

BUT…it would help if you knew of what you spoke. My family has lived along the river since the Mexican War, many still do. My g-g-grandfather was one of theorist sheriffs down there, has a historical marker and the whole show. There have been people crossing it, in every way imaginable, that entire time. My dad’s first job was driving a van shuttling braceros to their work site for the day.

The vast majority of undocumented border crossers are just folks looking for a better life, safe haven, a chance for their kids, what have you. They are almost always dressed like….regular folks. They carry their belongings in a hodgepodge of bags. But dudes in camo, with large, nice backpacks….are not the regular folks. They are almost certainly drug mules, and you don’t want anything to do with them (I could go off on my rant here, for the 10,000th time, about how we could end that issue by ending the idiotic failed War on Drugs, but you’ve read it before). The point is, people are right to note that all border crossers are not created equal. Just because the vast majority are fellow humans and should be treated as such doesn’t mean they’re all friendly.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming consisting of folks who gleefully supported the biggest moron ever elected in US history shitting on Biden because he has a stutter and because he caused the entire global supply chain to not snap back instantly after a pandemic.

[F250 28,778]

37 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

But I’ll explain something to you. Regular migrants wear regular clothes when they’re in transit. The only ones that wear camo are ones that really don’t want to be caught. 

None of them really don't want to be caught.

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

3 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Sack posted and claimed a pic from a video allegedly showing 40 illegals who had made poor life decisions crossing over his ranch and messing up his deer blind and of course blamed Biden and the discussion naturally flowed from there.

It’s the surly way.

But he won’t post the time/date stamp from the pic. So it was probably pre-2021.   Not that it matters, I know there are a ton of illegal crossings and issues at the border.  We need to fix it, and most of us agree on how to do that (guest worker program?) but lying and fear mongering doesn’t help.  

[F250 28,778]

 

[David Dennison 18,922]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

At least he didn't get ice cream in a tan suit.

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

No fancy mustard, worst tweet ever.

[jimmyjazz 45,975]

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

My g-g-grandfather was one of theorist sheriffs down there, 

Your great great grandfather was theoretically a sheriff?

[F250 28,778]

I thought it was a joke but no they really did try and make getting ice cream a scandalous event. Now if he flew out of town every weekend and spent the entire weekend at an ice cream shop throughout his term that would be something worth criticizing.

 

[F250 28,778]

6 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

No fancy mustard, worst tweet ever.

Dijon mustard is for beta cucks.

 

[Willfully Horn 8,027]

2 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Being a lifelong rescurer of downtrodden cats and dogs, I do submit that large quantities of cats do outweigh large quantities of dogs in the home.

I submit you were doing quite well, and then you screwed the pooch.

Edited January 29, 2022 by Willfully Horn
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[Bookman 4,639]

4 hours ago, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

But you understand electing a failed career politician? Ok

Compared to Trump? Yes, it was a easy decision. That's why Biden won by 7,000,000 votes. 

If it was such an important election, why did the Republicans nominate such a terrible candidate? Who's next? Kid Rock?

[Anastasis 23,475]

4 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Shouldn’t there be a limit of completely worthless posts before you get banned? 

Through the looking glass. 

[Brisketexan 105,154]

Your great great grandfather was theoretically a sheriff?

Fucking tapa wouldn’t let me edit….theoretically.

[washparkhorn 9,939]

9 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:
 

Just a young man 

Ladies - this look apparently repels unwanted attention  

Shop this look now at Lulu and other fine purveyors of outdoor wear. 


kidding - not kidding?

[Neonmoon 38,129]

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Through the looking glass. 

I don’t think this means what you think it means Snowdrop. 

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The “the border has never been worse, build a wall! crowd are moronic jackholes.

BUT…it would help if you knew of what you spoke. My family has lived along the river since the Mexican War, many still do. My g-g-grandfather was one of theorist sheriffs down there, has a historical marker and the whole show. There have been people crossing it, in every way imaginable, that entire time. My dad’s first job was driving a van shuttling braceros to their work site for the day.

The vast majority of undocumented border crossers are just folks looking for a better life, safe haven, a chance for their kids, what have you. They are almost always dressed like….regular folks. They carry their belongings in a hodgepodge of bags. But dudes in camo, with large, nice backpacks….are not the regular folks. They are almost certainly drug mules, and you don’t want anything to do with them (I could go off on my rant here, for the 10,000th time, about how we could end that issue by ending the idiotic failed War on Drugs, but you’ve read it before). The point is, people are right to note that all border crossers are not created equal. Just because the vast majority are fellow humans and should be treated as such doesn’t mean they’re all friendly.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming consisting of folks who gleefully supported the biggest moron ever elected in US history shitting on Biden because he has a stutter and because he caused the entire global supply chain to not snap back instantly after a pandemic.

I appreciate you backing up what I stated, since I know you dislike me. It’s amazing how things that are so blatantly obvious are shit on just based on who posts it here. People who have no clue about a topic will just talk shit because the internet. 
 

I agree that it’s obvious that the vast majority of illegal immigrants are peaceful and looking for a better life. But it’s also obvious that there’s more people that are bad news coming across too. There’s consequences to that increased traffic for people that live near the border whether people in Houston, Dallas, or Austin give a fuck or not. 

[LW Goatman 1,124]

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

anyone else read this post in this lady's voice?

Cats aren't going to snatch your weed dude, they are cool. 

[tchookem 3,900]

I appreciate you backing up what I stated, since I know you dislike me. It’s amazing how things that are so blatantly obvious are shit on just based on who posts it here. People who have no clue about a topic will just talk shit because the internet. 
 
I agree that it’s obvious that the vast majority of illegal immigrants are peaceful and looking for a better life. But it’s also obvious that there’s more people that are bad news coming across too. There’s consequences to that increased traffic for people that live near the border whether people in Houston, Dallas, or Austin give a fuck or not. 

The problem, and [mention=593]Brisketexan[/mention] addresses this, is that you're acting like this is all new shit. It isn't, and acting like Joe Biden created this problem while Donald Trump permanently solved this problem is not an argument made in good faith. Last time I saw a Republican (or anyone really) make a good faith attempt was George W, and he was shut down... by Republicans.

[Brisketexan 105,154]

The problem, and [mention=593]Brisketexan[/mention] addresses this, is that you're acting like this is all new shit. It isn't, and acting like Joe Biden created this problem while Donald Trump permanently solved this problem is not an argument made in good faith. Last time I saw a Republican (or anyone really) make a good faith attempt was George W, and he was shut down... by Republicans.

And this is absolutely the punch line they ignore.

[Willfully Horn 8,027]

Ignoring the big lie, while posting on any other topic, is bad faith. Lots of bad faith cons on this board.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

41 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

I appreciate you backing up what I stated, since I know you dislike me. It’s amazing how things that are so blatantly obvious are shit on just based on who posts it here. People who have no clue about a topic will just talk shit because the internet. 
 

I agree that it’s obvious that the vast majority of illegal immigrants are peaceful and looking for a better life. But it’s also obvious that there’s more people that are bad news coming across too. There’s consequences to that increased traffic for people that live near the border whether people in Houston, Dallas, or Austin give a fuck or not. 

Yeah if we don’t watch out, these immigrants might do something crazy like, I dunno, storm the capitol building or something!

[tchookem 3,900]

Ignoring the big lie, while posting on any other topic, is bad faith. Lots of bad faith cons on this board.

Correct. This is probably how we should always respond whenever any other issue is brought up.

[Harrison Bergeron 1,798]

[Harrison Bergeron 1,798]

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

2 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

I appreciate you backing up what I stated, since I know you dislike me. It’s amazing how things that are so blatantly obvious are shit on just based on who posts it here. People who have no clue about a topic will just talk shit because the internet. 
 

I agree that it’s obvious that the vast majority of illegal immigrants are peaceful and looking for a better life. But it’s also obvious that there’s more people that are bad news coming across too. There’s consequences to that increased traffic for people that live near the border whether people in Houston, Dallas, or Austin give a fuck or not. 

 

1 hour ago, tchookem said:

The problem, and [mention=593]Brisketexan[/mention] addresses this, is that you're acting like this is all new shit. It isn't, and acting like Joe Biden created this problem while Donald Trump permanently solved this problem is not an argument made in good faith. Last time I saw a Republican (or anyone really) make a good faith attempt was George W, and he was shut down... by Republicans.

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

And this is absolutely the punch line they ignore.

@Immaculate Vibes

[Woland 733]

We should tank our economy. That should slow movement across the border. Or we could give up fresh produce while letting our yards go wild, our houses go dusty, and our infrastructure go to shit.

[Willfully Horn 8,027]

My brother has been dogging me to watch “Chef’s Table.” He’s right, most episodes have been a great watch. After the Longhorns beat Tennessee, the wife and I watched the episode featuring Cristina Martinez. 
 
As she is an undocumented immigrant (with a restaurant named the 6th best new restaurant in the US,) I was reminded of this thread. I’m tired of our society punching down. While, of course, Ms Martinez’s is an exceptional story, seeing the powerful skate not only rankles, it is fucking immoral. We should hold those with power to a higher standard. We hold the least powerful to an exacting, harsh, and immutable standard.

And for those who condemn Ms Martinez: in comparison to an exceptional corn tortilla, do you really think you offer society more than her? I, for one, doubt it.

[Willfully Horn 8,027]

11 hours ago, workswithseed said:

I thought he was Texan.

I’m a Texan. A Texan of Swiss and Irish descent. My in-laws told me I am now an honorary Germanic Texan. My kids are daughters of the Texas Republic. 
 

So, Immamac can be both. Not saying he is. I haven’t a clue, other than one does not exclude the other.

The Texas Republic gained its independence with multi-racial and multi-cultural factions working together. Fact. A unique fact. Embrace the glory of Texas.

[Willfully Horn 8,027]

While I’m at it, @Immaculate Vibes, @Bravo, @Johnny Sack, and , yes, @fattyflattie, if you plan on supporting trump in 2024, know you suck Satan’s cock.

 

Edited January 30, 2022 by Willfully Horn

[fattyflattie 4,639]

4 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

While I’m at it, @Immaculate Vibes, @Bravo, @4th and 5, @Johnny Sack, and , yes, @fattyflattie, if you plan on supporting trump in 2024, know you suck Satan’s cock.

 

I don't know why you would, but you very obviously don't know how I feel about Trump.  

[Willfully Horn 8,027]

Conditional statement is conditional, @fattyflattie.I will happily cook a Sunday ragu, layer it within homemade pasta, béchamel, ricotta and  Parmesan,* and delivered it to your place of comfort,  if I have libeled you. 
 

*no garlic or oregano. Nutmeg. And time.

Edited January 30, 2022 by Willfully Horn

[fattyflattie 4,639]

3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Conditional statement is conditional, @fattyflattie.

Yeah I get that, but I'll never forgive him.  I'm certain he's set the party back 15+ years, if not considerably and irreparably further.   

[Willfully Horn 8,027]

5 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Yeah I get that, but I'll never forgive him.  I'm certain he's set the party back 15+ years, if not considerably and irreparably further.   

This statement, sir, is good enough for me. Please accept my apology, and let me know where you’d like the lasagna delivered.