Joe Biden 2022: Enter Dark Brandon

[Mdhorn 5987]

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Personally, I'm just glad he's moved on from his racial "gaffes" and into senile bullshit.  

10 internet points to anyone who can decipher what stats he was trying to recite (if correct and not more bullshit).  It doesn't really matter, stupid people will eat it up as evidenced hundreds of times here.  

Joe Biden must say and do some mean nasty stuff against guns.  Was he racist with them too?  Seriously, are they still flying Confederate flags at GOP rallies or nah, just a January 6th thing? Isn't that some kind of racial symbol of some sort, or nah, it's been repurposed?  

Must have been hella difficult with the last two Republican presidents, since senility was their thing.  Bush Jr was laser sharp and Palin lost Alaska tonight, which is a shame because she's usually brilliant. Where have the Republicans been hiding this budding star?  Wait, didn't she run before on a younger man's ticket?        

Lastly, I don't really care what Biden's gaffes on guns are.  AR's shouldn't be available to the public and I'm glad that senile Biden banned ghost guns.  Guess it took someone old and crazy to politically take a stand.  Especially, since it would have been far more lucrative to just embrace the NRA and take the money.  

Edited September 1, 2022 by Mdhorn

[safe sex 11746]

He doesn't care, doc. He's lost.

[fattyflattie 4638]

22 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

He doesn't care, doc. He's lost.

How is that?  Because I don’t vote like you? 

[Planet Houston 4930]

7 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Your guy supports murdering babies.  I’ll take mine.  

Bwahahahaha. You’re so full of shit. The next bro from your old firm I meet who is pro-life will be the first. And the Mormons don’t count. The firm’s history would be quite different if abortions were illegal 😂😂😂

Edited September 1, 2022 by Planet Houston

[tx 3 putt 77373]

If Texas R’s gave half a fuck about kids - after they were born, I’d respect their argument. 

[wildcat09 29377]

7 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Like abortion?  Or the economy?  Or taxes?  Or voting rights?  Or equality?  Or legalization?  Or criminal reform?   It's almost as if different people care about different things.  Crazy, I know.  Just crazy. 

Lol, I take back any posts I’ve made in which I’ve said you’re not stupid.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

8 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

I don't gaf if you misquote my positions.  The 15 or so people here who's opinions I value got it straight, so I can sleep easy. 

Anyone who spends more than three minutes a week on this forum should be on a red flag list. 

[gmr548 16611]

Your guy supports murdering babies.  I’ll take mine.  

This is incredible. You’re in here trying to stan for AR-15’s less than 100 days after Uvalde and throwing this out with a straight face. Every accusation really is a confession with you, aggy.

[Bozo_Casanova 26529]

15 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

If he legalizes weed, can we call him Dank Brandon?

 

[aggie08 21529]

6 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

How is that?  Because I don’t vote like you? 

No, I think she means because you're a fucking moron.

You vote the way you do because you're scared to lose your precious guns when there hasn't been significant gun reform in decades, even when Democrats have controlled all 3 branches. Gun ownership has only gotten easier through dozens of mass shootings. No one is ever coming to take your guns. You're just an easily manipulated tool.

Edited September 1, 2022 by aggie08

[DigglerontheHoof 21221]

21 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

This is incredible. You’re in here trying to stan for AR-15’s less than 100 days after Uvalde and throwing this out with a straight face. Every accusation really is a confession with you, aggy.

He's a religious zealot, ignore and move on. 

[troph 24905]

9 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

No, I think she means because you're a fucking moron.

You vote the way you do because you're scared to lose your precious guns when there hasn't been significant gun reform in decades, even when Democrats have controlled all 3 branches. Gun ownership has only gotten easier through dozens of mass shootings. No one is ever coming to take your guns. You're just an easily manipulated tool.

Are you sure you are an Aggie? You sound like a horn, I mean that as a compliment if you are unsure. 

[fattyflattie 4638]

20 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

No, I think she means because you're a fucking moron.

The type thinks the bullet from a certain type of rifle is 500% faster than any other?  That type of fucking moron? Because it takes a special type of dipshit to publicly preach on any topic and know next to nothing about it. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21221]

14 minutes ago, troph said:

Are you sure you are an Aggie? You sound like a horn, I mean that as a compliment if you are unsure. 

he's definitely a political 2%er

[Underdog 28768]

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Anyone who spends more than three minutes a week on this forum should be on a red flag list. 

And what then?  Spend time with my wife?  FOH with that nonsense.  

[troph 24905]

13 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

The type thinks the bullet from a certain type of rifle is 500% faster than any other?  That type of fucking moron? Because it takes a special type of dipshit to publicly preach on any topic and know next to nothing about it. 

I mean bolt action rifle to a semi auto and from 2 rounds to 6 rounds to 17 rounds to a mag with who knows how many rounds seems like an exponential increase in how fast an 18 year old can kill small children.  Add same day sales instead of waiting periods or outright bans until 21 or even older makes them faster too. It seems like 500% is a conservative number. 

[DaysOff 7971]

40 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's a religious zealot, ignore and move on. 

 

Wonder what his book of myths written by men says about abortion?

[aggie08 21529]

33 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

The type thinks the bullet from a certain type of rifle is 500% faster than any other?  That type of fucking moron? Because it takes a special type of dipshit to publicly preach on any topic and know next to nothing about it. 

[looks in the general direction of the GOP on literally every issue]

 

But seriously, play it out for me. Let's say Dems take majority control of House and Senate and, on a whim, decide, "Fuck common sense gun laws; we're coming for fatty's guns!" And commerce with anti-gun "500%" fear mongering.

1) They'll never get 60 votes in the Senate because a) 2 Senators per state ensure that the GOP's floor is like 44 seats thanks to the Dakotas and a dozen other over-represented states, and b) some Democrats take money from the NRA too.

2) Have you seen the current makeup of the Supreme Court?

3) The GOP will use it as a rallying cry (legitimately this time instead of just tricking simpletons like you like they do now), and quickly take back control.

 

It ain't gonna happen. So kids are going to keep dying indefinitely because useful idiots like you have been brainwashed by, "if you give them an inch, they'll take a mile" propaganda, despite it having no basis in reality.

 

Edited September 1, 2022 by aggie08

[Js1 85559]

Joey B up to 42.7% approval among RV, 43.6% among LV. 

His net approval is now -10.3 among RV, -9.1 among LV.

 

Gay marriage bill, insulin, marijuana, Iran Deal 2.0 - LETS FUCKING GO

[fattyflattie 4638]

36 minutes ago, troph said:

I mean bolt action rifle to a semi auto and from 2 rounds to 6 rounds to 17 rounds to a mag with who knows how many rounds seems like an exponential increase in how fast an 18 year old can kill small children.  Add same day sales instead of waiting periods or outright bans until 21 or even older makes them faster too. It seems like 500% is a conservative number. 

Cool, cool. He should phrase it that way. Or hit on those (good and correct) points. But he didn’t. And he’s a well educated man. He actually said something very different.
 

And someone wanting to legislate to those effects should be knowledgeable, correct? Or are we ok with legislatures changing laws based on their falsehoods? Because I’m pretty sure I’ve been hearing a lot of bitching about correctly identifying conception. 

[Celery Man 20996]

If the thing you value is fact based legislating you would be the most virulently anti GOP poster on here. But you're not because you're a dumb bitch.

[fattyflattie 4638]

30 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

1) They'll never get 60 votes in the Senate because a) 2 Senators per state ensure that the GOP's floor is like 44 seats thanks to the Dakotas and a dozen other over-represented states, and b) some Democrats take money from the NRA too.

Tell me about that filibuster y’all been wetting your panties about again. 
 

30 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

3) The GOP will use it as a rallying cry (legitimately this time instead of just tricking simpletons like you like they do now), and quickly take back control.

 

Faster than they can make me a felon or implement a return program?  You sure? 
 

30 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

It ain't gonna happen. So kids are going to keep dying indefinitely because useful idiots like you have been brainwashed by, "if you give them an inch, they'll take a mile" propaganda, despite it having no basis in reality.

 

Can’t help you there. As long as Beto, SJL, and Feinstein are the face of the Democratic reform wishlist, it’s what you’ll get. Maybe the Ds should work on that image and tell those 3 to sit in the corner for a minute. Or ask the media to quit using them as examples for D gun reform. It’s not my fault the Ds have a messaging problem. 

Edited September 1, 2022 by fattyflattie

[jimmyjazz 46115]

Joe Biden doesn't write legislation, and an off-the-cuff comment that is technically incorrect but hints at his overarching point isn't going to get codified into law.  You're being ridiculous.

[fattyflattie 4638]

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Joe Biden doesn't write legislation, and an off-the-cuff comment that is technically incorrect but hints at his overarching point isn't going to get codified into law.  You're being ridiculous.

Do you feel he should or shouldn’t be educated on something that simple? 

[jimmyjazz 46115]

7 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Do you feel he should or shouldn’t be educated on something that simple? 

I don't give a damn.  He'll be corrected by staff.

POTUS cannot have expert-level knowledge about every issue that faces the country.  Trump didn't, Obama didn't, trace it all the way back, it's just not possible.  For fuck's sake, Trump didn't know Frederick Douglass was dead, and the guy had been in the ground for over 120 years at that point.

[SydneyCarton 48158]

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

The type thinks the bullet from a certain type of rifle is 500% faster than any other?  That type of fucking moron? Because it takes a special type of dipshit to publicly preach on any topic and know next to nothing about it. 

 

14 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Do you feel he should or shouldn’t be educated on something that simple? 

You mean a president shouldnt suggest that people drink bleach to cure covid?

 

 

 

 

16 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Do you feel he should or shouldn’t be educated on something that simple? 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jul/05/flight-of-fancy-trump-claims-1775-revolutionary-army-took-over-airports

[fattyflattie 4638]

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't give a damn.  He'll be corrected by staff.

POTUS cannot have expert-level knowledge about every issue that faces the country.  Trump didn't, Obama didn't, trace it all the way back, it's just not possible.  For fuck's sake, Trump didn't know Frederick Douglass was dead, and the guy had been in the ground for over 120 years at that point.

But Trump, of course.  Joe had the easiest presidency of all fucking time. Not being Trump literally gets him a deepthroat from the entire board, but no, not really. We’re tough on him.  I used to be a Republican after all lol. 
 

I don’t expect him to be an expert on anything. I expect him to understand a 5.56 fired from an AR 15 isn’t even 5x times faster than a pellet gun.  Say it with me. Not even 4x faster than a pellet gun.  Maybe that’s what he meant to say. Instead of “any gun”, he meant pellet gun, which, still largely false. 

Edited September 1, 2022 by fattyflattie

[sidis 9832]

Just now, fattyflattie said:

But Trump, of course.  Joe had the easiest presidency of all fucking time. Not being Trump literally gets him a deepthroat from the entire board, but no, not really. We’re tough on him.  I used to be a Republican after all lol. 
 

I don’t expect him to be an expert on anything. I expect him to understand a 5.56 fired from an AR 15 isn’t even 5x times faster than a pellet gun.  Say it with me. Not even 4x faster than a pellet gun.  Maybe that’s what he meant to say. Instead of any gun, he meant pellet gun.  

if we are going to do the whole distract with meaningless pednatry over inconsequential nonsense, as the resident expert, how does a 5.56/.223 muzzle velocity on my colt 6920 compare to the speed of jewish space lasers?

[safe sex 11746]

Stop involving everyone with your gun fetish, fatty. No one consented to this.

[CooterBrown 18026]

He's a religious zealot, ignore and move on. 

He is a Grand Wizard, I mean deacon, at his church.

[fattyflattie 4638]

3 minutes ago, sidis said:

if we are going to do the whole distract with meaningless pednatry over inconsequential nonsense, as the resident expert, how does a 5.56/.223 muzzle velocity on my colt 6920 compare to the speed of jewish space lasers?

You’ll have to ask the cave woman. Ironically, she’ll be more educated about it than POTUS. 
 

3 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

Stop involving everyone with your gun fetish, fatty. No one consented to this.

POTUS is bald face lying to the public about a very sensitive subject, at a sensitive time. He should be called on his bullshit.  Or is that only reserved for pols we don’t like?  

I’ll save you the reply, BuT TrUmP!!1!

[safe sex 11746]

Yes, you're right, you do falsely equivocate constantly and so you get called for it constantly. Your lack of historical insight is one of your biggest blindspots as a member of society.

Edited September 1, 2022 by trauma babe

[sidis 9832]

2 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

You’ll have to ask the cave woman. Ironically, she’ll be more educated about it than POTUS. 
 

well it seems extraordinarily important to you...more important than the underlying intent and goal so i guess i was hoping you could weigh in.  oh well.

[aggie08 21529]

38 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Tell me about that filibuster y’all been wetting your panties about again. 

Tell me you have no fucking clue how the government works without telling me that you have no fucking clue how the government works.

The elimination of the filibuster isn't going to lead to repealing a fucking amendment. Jesus fucking Christ.

[aggie08 21529]

44 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

If the thing you value is fact based legislating you would be the most virulently anti GOP poster on here. But you're not because you're a dumb bitch.

Fucking A.

[Bozo_Casanova 26529]

49 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Cool, cool. He should phrase it that way. Or hit on those (good and correct) points. But he didn’t. And he’s a well educated man. He actually said something very different.
 

And someone wanting to legislate to those effects should be knowledgeable, correct? Or are we ok with legislatures changing laws based on their falsehoods? Because I’m pretty sure I’ve been hearing a lot of bitching about correctly identifying conception. 

Counterpoint:

 

[chainsaw 9873]

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Counterpoint:

 

[fattyflattie 4638]

19 minutes ago, sidis said:

well it seems extraordinarily important to you...more important than the underlying intent and goal so i guess i was hoping you could weigh in.  oh well.

The underlying goal was crystal clear. 
 

14 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Counterpoint:

 

Fuck that guy, too.   See how simple that is. 

[Captainant 27755]

17 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Fuck that guy, too.   See how simple that is. 

love seeing the fattyfascy pivot to desantis away from trump as will the rest of the GQP - "yeah we never liked trump anyways! He's sooooo crazy right? Let's go younger face of authoritarianism!"

[aggie08 21529]

I love the "It's the Democrats fault for why I'll never, ever vote for any politician who supports gun legislation" train of thought.

It's only a stone's throw from, "You knew that we were hateful cunts; it's your fault for not codifying abortion rights before letting us be ourselves!"

[fattyflattie 4638]

Just now, Captainant said:

love seeing the fattyfascy pivot to desantis away from trump as will the rest of the GQP - "yeah we never liked trump anyways! He's sooooo crazy right? Let's go younger face of authoritarianism!"

How about this? I’ll sell one gun per post you can find where I’m praising Trump.  

[aggie08 21529]

2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

love seeing the fattyfascy pivot to desantis away from trump as will the rest of the GQP - "yeah we never liked trump anyways! He's sooooo crazy right? Let's go younger face of authoritarianism!"

Dude, my smarter Trumpy friends have been pumping up the Desantis balloon since 1/7. Like it's basically been preordained. Super creepy.

"All the Trump policies in a more suburban-friendly package!"

[Captainant 27755]

You don't like the fascist, but you like his policies and will vote for all the people that enable him. Yeah. We know.

 

Go buy some more guns, sell your guns, I don't give a shit. I have a safe full of guns, but I don't have a mental illness to make them the single most important part of my voting decision process.

Edited September 1, 2022 by Captainant

[Foosters 17884]

How many threads are going to turn into Fatty vs. world? Is this enjoyable for some of you? 

[fattyflattie 4638]

15 minutes ago, Foosters said:

How many threads are going to turn into Fatty vs. world? Is this enjoyable for some of you? 

We’re discussing the POTUS either bald face lying to constituents, or being pity worthy fucking stupid. On a thread about the POTUS.  Seems relevant.  What else is he lying about, or too stupid to speak on?

[Foosters 17884]

3 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

We’re discussing the POTUS either bald face lying to constituents, or being pity worthy fucking stupid. On a thread about the POTUS.  Seems relevant.  What else is he lying about, or too stupid to speak on?

lmao

[hobbes2702 13061]

fatty over here having a breakdown. 

23 minutes ago, Foosters said:

How many threads are going to turn into Fatty vs. world? Is this enjoyable for some of you? 

Very much so lol.

[mchookem 16375]

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

 

Wonder what his book of myths written by men says about abortion?

"if your wife's a whore take her to a priest for an abortion" (Numbers 5:11-31)

[fattyflattie 4638]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

fatty over here having a breakdown. 

Lol wut? Not exactly. I actually realized recently that no matter who’s voted in (with exception of very few), my life tangentially doesn’t change. So, it’s mostly either win, or win win.  It’s been considerably more peaceful since that light went off.  I hope you all vote for what’s most important to you and yours. 

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

You mean a president shouldnt suggest that people drink bleach to cure covid?

 

 

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jul/05/flight-of-fancy-trump-claims-1775-revolutionary-army-took-over-airports

You’d have to try to come off as this big a dumbfuck.  
 

Of course, ‘he talks just like me’ rings with his 30% like nothing else.  ‘I also love ketchup with my well done steak!’  ‘I also get made fun of by smart people!’