USMNT 2022

[Ted Lange 16,144]

Pitch is gonna be crap, it’s been raining for a couple days 

[Captain Ron 12,931]

Just now, Ted Lange said:

Pitch is gonna be crap, it’s been raining for a couple days 

Ok, let's score 9.

[Napoleon 8,700]

25 cents says the Roldan gets in this game. 

Probably his last for the Red-White-Blue against his ancestral homeland. (Don’t think that his brother is with El Salvador this window.)

 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

Liking the lineup.

Hope Haji scores.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

Mexico tied Jamaica 1-1.

[Napoleon 8,700]

The pitch looks like absolute shit!

I have been to El Salvador once and the backyard of the house I stayed in on a caldera for a few days was much better than this pitch. Holy Crap!

El Salvador does NOT have a tall team. 

Las Mayas no son una gente alta.

Edited June 15, 2022 by Napoleon

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

68 degrees?  So our players have to adjust for the cold?

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

4 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

The pitch looks like absolute shit!

I have been to El Salvador once and the backyard of the house I stayed in on a caldera for a few days was much better than this pitch. Holy Crap!

El Salvador does NOT have a tall team. 

Los Mayas no son una gente alta.

Puede que no necesiten ser altos en este juego.

[UDontKnow 10,450]

I hope none of our boys get injured on this pitch. Seriously, it's dangerous.

[ztejas 43,546]

Doubt more than 2 goals get scored tonight. 

[Bottlecap 1,523]

I'm totally fine if we just walk off the pitch and get on the plane at any point in the next 5 mins

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

Good to know that multi-million players have to adjust to this field, whereas my own league would have cancelled this game 5 days ago.

[Napoleon 8,700]

3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Puede que no necesiten ser altos en este juego.

 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Doubt more than 2 goals get scored tonight. 

This is a game to be tall…

…with better service than Pulisic can deliver. 

This is an English league match in the 1980s.

[ztejas 43,546]

2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

This is an English league match in the 1980s.

Hah I was thinking 90s. Pitches were probably better than that by then though. 

[Bottlecap 1,523]

i forgot that ES plays on like a 50 yard wide field. 

[Braff Zacklin 13,665]

That field looks like a giant tee box--so many divots and scoops.

[ztejas 43,546]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

That field looks like a giant tee box--so many divots and scoops.

Yeah. They are really struggling to cover CP down the left. 

(Meant to quote bottle cap)

Edited June 15, 2022 by ztejas

[Zepol87 9,195]

Lol crying about the field conditions. Of course

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

Well that was a bunch of training ground fuckery amounting to nothing.

[Napoleon 8,700]

Pulisic’s set piece service is atrocious. 

[ztejas 43,546]

Just now, Napoleon said:

Pulisic’s set piece service is atrocious. 

It's almost impossible on this field. We should maybe quit trying to play it in the air. 

[Captain Ron 12,931]

This field looks like shit.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,813]

15 minutes in and the field is a disaster. This is dangerous

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

This field looks like shit.

Narrator: it is literally shit.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,813]

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

This field looks like shit.

Narrator: it is literally shit.

Did they use Dillo Dirt?

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

If I'm seeing the radar correctly, this is a sprinkle compared to what's coming in 15-30 mins.

[ztejas 43,546]

1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

This field looks like shit.

Narrator: it is literally shit.

It's... not piss?

[UDontKnow 10,450]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Lol crying about the field conditions. Of course

I tore my left hip flexor 4.5 years ago playing soccer early on an August morning. The field still had dew on it, I slipped while kicking with my right leg, and then I heard a ripping sound.

Field conditions are serious business amigo.

[Zepol87 9,195]

You mean like canada vs Honduras or US vs Costa Rica? Those pristine conditions? Jerryworld looks like shit and dangerous half the time as well amigo 

Edited June 15, 2022 by Zepol87

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

There's going to be an all-out brawl before this is over.

[ztejas 43,546]

Jesus CCV. 

[UDontKnow 10,450]

2 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

You mean like canada vs Honduras or US vs Costa Rica? Those pristine conditions? Jerryworld looks like shit and dangerous half the time as well amigo

I don't think those matches should have been played either. I think our boys were especially sore after that match in Costa Rica versus Denver. Those bumps and bruises hurt a lot more in the cold.

Why is Jerry World dangerous? 

[Napoleon 8,700]

Stuart Holden foolishly talking about the importance of Haji Wright’s height.

[Zepol87 9,195]

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I don't think those matches should have been played either. I think our boys were especially sore after that match in Costa Rica versus Denver. Those bumps and bruises hurt a lot more in the cold.

Why is Jerry World dangerous? 

Because they put shitty grass down that comes up after every step? Have you never watched a game played there? Big pieces of grass are gone by halftime wtf?

Edited June 15, 2022 by Zepol87

[ztejas 43,546]

Musah what the fuuuuck was that? Someone play CP in ffs. 

[UDontKnow 10,450]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Because the lay shitty grass down that comes up after every step? Have you never watched a game played there? Big pieces of grass are gone by halftime wtf?

I can't remember the last match the USMNT played in Jerry World. But that sounds terrible too. 

When a stadium like Wembley can host both soccer and cricket matches (and trust me cricket can tear up part of the pitch), that means the USSF needs to demand better pitches for the USMNT.

[Napoleon 8,700]

9 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

…Why is Jerry World dangerous? 

Because the grass is moved into the stadium in chunks just days before matches and then overwatered in attempt to reduce the appearance of the seams between chunks. 

Then the short roots on the thick mud end up giving up divots in massive chunks. It looks like a tee box for giants on a short Par 3.

That’s dangerous.

Edited June 15, 2022 by Napoleon

[shnsajax 3,592]

Glad Gio isn’t playing on this shit pitch.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

2 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Glad Gio isn’t playing on this shit pitch.

Or Omiere and Whittington.

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

Welp

[hayden_horn 11,365]

well shit

[UDontKnow 10,450]

How the fuck did that happen?

[ztejas 43,546]

Fucking golazo. Gotta answer it. 

[Captain Ron 12,931]

Well Horvath is moving down the list.

[The Dog 44,160]

great goal.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

Well Horvath can take his ass to whatever 3rd divisiin Norwegian league he plays in.

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

Well Horvath is moving down the list.

Horvath can't even see the list from where he is.

[Napoleon 8,700]

We gonna lose. 

“Bad News Bears In Breaking Training” game on the way to Houston where the kids in El Paso whip their ass using their home “field” advantage. 

That rock in the middle of the field in the movie is this muddy pitch on FS1.

[TexasMan 10,989]

Horvath failed the test big time 

[Captain Ron 12,931]

1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Well Horvath is moving down the list.

Horvath can't even see the list from where he is.

That's because his position was awful on that goal.