SOTU ‘22 (1 Mar) Thread of Awesomeness/Malarkey

[TheStoicPaisano 9948]

 

Edited January 7, 2022 by TheStoicPaisano

[tchookem 3965]

I predict...

1) "Let's Go Brandon" will still be a thing
2) Someone who should know better will say it... loudly.

[Biff Tannen 46061]

15 minutes ago, tchookem said:

2) Someone who should know better will say it... loudly.

We should place bets on this.  MTG or Boobert have to be the odds on favorites (assuming they are allowed in the chamber).  Cruz would be up there.  Hawley?

[tchookem 3965]

We should place bets on this.  MTG or Boobert have to be the odds on favorites (assuming they are allowed in the chamber).  Cruz would be up there.  Hawley?

I could see any of them could doing it. Cruz is the only one that actually knows better, but it'll be awesome watching him awkwardly say it hoping to look "cool", but failing so miserably.

[Incredulity 11861]

36 minutes ago, tchookem said:

I predict...

1) "Let's Go Brandon" will still be a thing
2) Someone who should know better will say it... loudly.

I’ll take the under. From start to finish no one shouts LGB. $50?

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

I know this is Surly, but y'all are not setting a good tone for 2022.

 

Edited January 8, 2022 by Mrs Whiggins

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

my coin is on Gosar…

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

Gaetz. 

[Hermanator 7570]

What's the stupid Brandon shit about

[Guest]

Nothing to Crow about...

[DaysOff 8157]

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What's the stupid Brandon shit about

 

Don't be my wife

 

[Poolflood 845]

3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

What's the stupid Brandon shit about

Foxtrot Juliette Bravo

[South Austin 53154]

After Biden covers topics such as COVID and the economy, I’d like him to say, “Now, my fellow Americans, let’s talk about what a huge pussy Ted Cruz is.”

Edited January 8, 2022 by South Austin

[atomheartbevo 90546]

15 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I know this is Surly, but y'all are not setting a good tone for 2022.

[TheStoicPaisano 9948]

 

[High Plains Drifter 11161]

On 1/7/2022 at 8:50 PM, tchookem said:

I predict...

1) "Let's Go Brandon" will still be a thing
2) Someone who should know better will say it... loudly.

 

As soon as this shit pops off, Biden should stop, turn to Pelosi, who then calls the Sargent at Arms to remove the dickhead(s) from the chamber.

 

But maybe more will follow Baby Marco's lead.

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

5 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

But maybe more will follow Baby Marco's lead.

I suspect that will be the case.

Kevin McCarthy put out a video that is almost seven minutes of well... let's just say it's typical for the GOP these days:

 

[Foosters 18225]

Yes hello, my son was stabbed on a Los Angeles subway by a Biden voting homeless man (probably illegal), but thanks to the LAPD, he was not injured. Anyway, thanks for listening. Vote Trump!

[hpslugga 4096]

17 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Cynical lazy ass motherfucker doesn’t even have the goddamn common courtesy to carefully construct a lie. Don’t have time? It take like 10 fucking seconds. He’s sitting there playing fucking make believe if he really thinks people take him for this 24-7-on-the-go-tough-alpha-male he pretends to be. 

[Incredulity 11861]

Stabbed, but not injured?

[Bullneck 19454]

On 1/7/2022 at 9:50 PM, tchookem said:

I predict...

1) "Let's Go Brandon" will still be a thing
2) Someone who should know better will say it... loudly.

Madison Cawthorn.  

You know, isn't Madison a girl's name? 

[Gil Bang 26176]

 

[safe sex 11913]

That is literally second grade cursive.

[Beau Vine 55824]

7 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

That is literally second grade cursive.

Well... you know.

[Incredulity 11861]

Very surprised how many empty seats there are.

[Gil Bang 26176]

Just now, Incredulity said:

Very surprised how many empty seats there are.

You're surprised that a bunch of pissy, pussy GOP'ers didn't show like the little bitches that they are?  

You're alone. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

After AFPAC in Florida, Marjorie is at home washing her sheet.

[Incredulity 11861]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

You're surprised that a bunch of pissy, pussy GOP'ers didn't show like the little bitches that they are?  

You're alone. 

Looks like both sides of the chamber.  
 

Not surprised you’re not watching 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2880]

She's there.

[The Original Greaser Bob 2880]

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Looks like both sides of the chamber.  
 

Not surprised you’re not watching 

There's a line for $12 Tecates at the snack bar. 

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

She's there.

Who, Marjorie?  She finally vetted a venue/audience she'd be appearing in front of?  Good for her.  People with Downs are making progress.  

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

3 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

She's there.

Ha! Well, glad she showed. I'm going to catch it on C-Span tomorrow to give me something to do at the airport.

[Gil Bang 26176]

5 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Looks like both sides of the chamber.  
 

Not surprised you’re not watching 

Well, you little twit, I make it my habit to LISTEN to these things on the radio.  I'm more concerned about the POTUS' words than the theatrics and who's wearing what. 

[mdmost 43850]

MTG, the hag, couldn't figure out what she needs to stand and clap for. 

[Incredulity 11861]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

Well, you little twit, I make it my habit to LISTEN to these things on the radio.  I'm more concerned about the POTUS' words than the theatrics and who's wearing what. 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2880]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Well, you little twit, I make it my habit to LISTEN to these things on the radio.  I'm more concerned about the POTUS' words than the theatrics and who's wearing what. 

Joe Biden is wearing a blue Nehru jacket with yellow trim that looks pretty sharp.

[mdmost 43850]

Pelosi's sole role tonight is to not wince if Biden stutters or goes off course.

[immamac 44199]

Too much Russia talk IMHO. I get this is his only real W, but there is a lot of other shit to talk about. 

[DDD Dad 14571]

Just now, immamac said:

Too much Russia talk IMHO. I get this is his only real W, but there is a lot of other shit to talk about. 

Forget it. He’s rolling. 

[cabowabo 4645]

This son of a bitch can't even read......

[immamac 44199]

Just now, DDD Dad said:

Forget it. He’s rolling. 

Hahahahahaha this is true. 

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

Closing off American airspace to Russian flights. 

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

Kamala looks like she's holding in a fart

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Pelosi's sole role tonight is to not wince if Biden stutters or goes off course.

Mike Pence is jealous.

[DDD Dad 14571]

Getting lots of reluctant standing o’s from the R’s. 

[shakahorn 1655]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Too much Russia talk IMHO. I get this is his only real W, but there is a lot of other shit to talk about. 

Well he's probably gonna go 45 min to an hour, so 15 minutes on Russia should be about right.

[cabowabo 4645]

Nancy Pelosi is so fucking hot.....

[mdmost 43850]

I stand with Ukraine even if I voted to let Trump withhold military aid so we could get dirt on Hunter Biden

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

5 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Joe Biden is wearing a blue Nehru jacket with yellow trim that looks pretty sharp.

You don’t know what a Nehru jacket is. 

[David Dennison 19441]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Too much Russia talk IMHO. I get this is his only real W, but there is a lot of other shit to talk about. 

The economy is a win and Democrats should start taking credit.