SOTU ‘22 (1 Mar) Thread of Awesomeness/Malarkey

[Covri 6,366]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Too much Russia talk IMHO. I get this is his only real W, but there is a lot of other shit to talk about. 

I mean he’ll get there and has things to boast about, but lots of people tuned in to hear about Russia and Ukraine so why make them wait until after he talks about infrastructure or the economy?

[immamac 44,199]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

The economy is a win and Democrats should start taking credit.

Lol wut? 

[cabowabo 4,645]

Iranian people? WTF?

[mdmost 43,850]

Scranton! BINGO!

[Incredulity 11,861]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Iranian people? WTF?

I heard Uranium people

[WhatTheBuck 28,904]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Too much Russia talk IMHO. I get this is his only real W, but there is a lot of other shit to talk about. 

At 9:20 pm he moved on. Are you happy now?

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Did I miss infrastructure week?

[mdmost 43,850]

Just now, Incredulity said:

I heard Uranium people

Well if tactical nukes get involved, that could be true.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,963]

Lmao @ Iranians

[Incredulity 11,861]

Nancy just came

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, the whole of the planet Earth tuned in to see him address Russian-Ukraine.  Let him stammer through it, then he'll get to fun shit like interest rates and Gaetz fucking young girls.  these have always been a farce, they were delivered in writing to the Hill for over a century.  But our allies need to hear Biden say, "Lemme tell you a couple, two, three things..." 

[David Dennison 19,441]

Just now, immamac said:

Lol wut? 

The American economy is doing quite well. 

[immamac 44,199]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

At 9:20 pm he moved on. Are you happy now?

Better. 

[mdmost 43,850]

Would be a shame if Mitch just folded in on himself. 

[Biff Tannen 46,061]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

But our allies need to hear Biden say, "Lemme tell you a couple, two, three things..." 

A, 2, and D.

[WhatTheBuck 28,904]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Did I miss infrastructure week?

For four years. 

[mdmost 43,850]

Infrastructure Decade! Take that Trumps!

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Just now, mdmost said:

Would be a shame if Mitch just folded in on himself. 

He looks like he’s made of play-doh and cancer 

Edited March 2, 2022 by Neonmoon

[immamac 44,199]

Just now, David Dennison said:

The American economy is doing quite well. 

Didn't realize it was every doing bad relative to the other global economies. 

[Celery Man 21,076]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

The American economy is doing quite well. 

Median income has grown rapidly under Biden. 
 

In roubles.

[Incredulity 11,861]

Be prepared to be hit over the head with infrastructure decade for the next week or so

[mdmost 43,850]

Rurals need access to high speed porn too!

[TexArcher 38,816]

People mentioned the empty seats -- are they not sitting with every other seat intentionally empty?  Sure looked like it.  Too uniform to be a coincidence.

[The Original Greaser Bob 2,880]

Choad!  (Ted Cruz)

[YChang 3,531]

Damn it get the camera off Cruz, disgusting prick

[David Dennison 19,441]

Just now, immamac said:

Didn't realize it was every doing bad relative to the other global economies. 

Then you should realize it's in good shape.

The Fed might have to fuck things up here in a bit, though.

[henrygandorf 29,219]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Would be a shame if Mitch just folded in on himself. 

seen here watching an injured puppy try to cross a busy highway.

[mdmost 43,850]

USA! USA! USA!

[mdmost 43,850]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

seen here watching an injured puppy try to cross a busy highway.

One of the best recurring bits on Weekend Update

[immamac 44,199]

Nationalism!!!!!

[mdmost 43,850]

Can't. China is. That's some amazing word salad. 

[Incredulity 11,861]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

People mentioned the empty seats -- are they not sitting with every other seat intentionally empty?  Sure looked like it.  Too uniform to be a coincidence.

I thought that for a moment.  There are many sections side by side.

[immamac 44,199]

FUCK TSMC WE HAVE PAT GELSINGER FROM INTEL BITCHES. 

[StruggleBus 3,922]

They should just do away with SOTU’s. It’s embarrassing 

[mdmost 43,850]

Pass the bill, you fuckers

[immamac 44,199]

INTEL NEEDS YOUR BILL TO MAKE 10 SEMICONDUCTOR FABS IN OHIO. 

[Willfully Horn 8,204]

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

I thought that for a moment.  There are many sections side by side.

Rs don’t act on behalf of others.

[YChang 3,531]

Nevermind that Intel fab plant likely won't be online and producing till well after Biden's out of office

[Incredulity 11,861]

Granholm looks like she has polonium poisoning 

[TexArcher 38,816]

Who elected a kid to Congress??

Florida, right?

[mdmost 43,850]

I swore that Jo Jo was that little kid

[David Dennison 19,441]

1 minute ago, StruggleBus said:

They should just do away with SOTU’s. It’s embarrassing 

I cannot fully express in words how much I agree with this.

[YChang 3,531]

This has to make most people happy though right? Trying to bring back more industry to the US.

[immamac 44,199]

That was fucking rough.  

[DaysOff 8,157]

Malarkey

[High Plains Drifter 11,161]

 

yeah, I agree just have the prez send a letter to Congress and everybody can ignore it.

 

 

[shakahorn 1,655]

3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I thought that for a moment.  There are many sections side by side.

Some have squeezed into empty seats.  Name tags are on every seat that's supposed to be occupied.  Name tags are on every other seat.

[mdmost 43,850]

Do we drink every time he says "folks"?

[Incredulity 11,861]

“Lower your costs”

 

absolute fucking genius.

 

 

[TexArcher 38,816]

Lower your cost, not your wages.

That sounds good, but building things here instead of over there doesn't really accomplish that.  If it did, the jobs never would've left.