SOTU ‘22 (1 Mar) Thread of Awesomeness/Malarkey

['stache 21777]

3 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

They should just do away with SOTU’s. It’s embarrassing 

I sort of agree because of how predictable it is how the crowd reacts, but have you seen an ordinary session of British Parliament? It's a circus. And we need to know this shit once a year. 

[mdmost 42865]

17 Nobel laurates. You know, people all you Republicans hate because you think they're elite.

[Chilly Water 409]

He really doesn't understand inflation

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

Pics of Joshua's mom?

[Incredulity 11555]

1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

Some have squeezed into empty seats.  Name tags are on every seat that's supposed to be occupied.  Name tags are on every other seat.

That looks right.  Couldn’t make it out till they have panned the chamber now.

[mdmost 42865]

GoodRX for everyone!

['stache 21777]

Just now, Chilly Water said:

He really doesn't understand inflation

Nobody does or can with any sort of precision. Gotta consult and try though.

[cabowabo 4453]

They should just do away with SOTU’s. It’s embarrassing 

Especially when you have a President crippled with dementia.

[BERT 4351]

Kid doesn’t look 13. Maybe 8

[immamac 42521]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Lower your cost, not your wages.

That sounds good, but building things here instead of over there doesn't really accomplish that.  If it did, the jobs never would've left.

It actually does now that shipping costs and supply chain shit has introduced quite a big fuck up in pricing. 

Before we were racing to the bottom, now we are seeking a balance of cost and convenience. 

['stache 21777]

Kid's name is really Scott Malkinson.

[mdmost 42865]

Susan Collins (R) Maine

Still thinks Trump learned his lesson

[mdmost 42865]

Tucker is hate fucking his TV right now

[Biff Tannen 45499]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

7 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

They should just do away with SOTU’s. It’s embarrassing 

Especially when you have a President crippled with dementia.

Yeah, it was tough the last 4 years, but we got through it.

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

Just now, mdmost said:

Susan Collins (R) Maine

Still thinks Trump learned his lesson

She’s sitting next to Tom Cotton and sharing chuckles. She’s such a fucking phony. 

[BERT 4351]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

It actually does now that shipping costs and supply chain shit has introduced quite a big fuck up in pricing. 

Before we were racing to the bottom, now we are seeking a balance of cost and convenience. 

 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

It actually does now that shipping costs and supply chain shit has introduced quite a big fuck up in pricing. 

Before we were racing to the bottom, now we are seeking a balance of cost and convenience. 

 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

It actually does now that shipping costs and supply chain shit has introduced quite a big fuck up in pricing. 

Before we were racing to the bottom, now we are seeking a balance of cost and convenience. 

Look, we’ll all know it’s your site but you don’t have to pad your post count 

Edited March 2, 2022 by BERT
Can’t spell

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

8 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

They should just do away with SOTU’s. It’s embarrassing 

Especially when you have a President crippled with dementia.

He still hasn’t suggested that people inject disinfectant to fight Coronavirus yet. 

[TexArcher 37520]

"Start paying their fair share"  DRINK

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Intel ceo exit stage left

[shakahorn 1627]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

He still hasn’t suggested that people inject disinfectant to fight Coronavirus yet. 

As long as Thailand or Yosemite don't come up, he'll be fine.

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

11 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

They should just do away with SOTU’s. It’s embarrassing 

Especially when you have a President crippled with dementia.

Welcome to 2016*, buddy.

*Technically, 2017, but you catch my drift.

Edited March 2, 2022 by TheRealRonWeaver?

[Bullneck 18987]

You're listening to a good man talk.  Someone who believes in fairness.

[mdmost 42865]

Just now, Bullneck said:

You're listening to a good man talk.  Someone who believes in fairness.

You know where he learned that belief in fairness? SCRANTON!

[immamac 42521]

Just now, Bullneck said:

You're listening to a good man talk.  Someone who believes in fairness.

CRIMINALS. THE RULE OF LAW. 

[Bullneck 18987]

Putting Garland on the spot.  Go bust some people!

[YChang 3431]

Just now, mdmost said:

You know where he learned that belief in fairness? SCRANTON!

Especially from his dad! 

[Captainant 27467]

Chief prosecutor for pandemic fraud is fucking NOICE

[Bullneck 18987]

Just now, mdmost said:

You know where he learned that belief in fairness? SCRANTON!

Gotdamn right!

[Radical Larry 28529]

"Start paying their fair share"  DRINK

[Bullneck 18987]

More crackdowns!  Woo hoo!  Crack down on coal pirates!  Fuck you Manchin.

[YChang 3431]

Man that's some impressive resting bitch face from Mitch

[Captainant 27467]

That's a damn good line on capitalism: "capitalism is when you have competition, otherwise it's just exploitation". Good shit on consumer protections and nursing home care quality and costs.

[mdmost 42865]

Sheldon Whitehouse, who is married to Shannon Capitolbuilding

[BERT 4351]

Reading this thread is a lot like watching the Sarcasticball episode of South Park. I can’t tell which ones are serious or being overly sarcastic. 

[immamac 42521]

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

Chief prosecutor for pandemic fraud is fucking NOICE

What are they gonna do claw it back? The money is gone. Prison for white collar fraud isn't going to do shit. Just make a list of abusers and put them on a list of exclusion for future aid of any kind. 

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

Just now, YChang said:

Man that's some impressive resting bitch face from Mitch

Resting Mitch face

[henrygandorf 29179]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Gotdamn right!

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

That's a damn good line on capitalism: "capitalism is when you have competition, otherwise it's just exploitation". Good shit on consumer protections and nursing home care quality and costs.

It's pure fucking genius is what it is

[Bullneck 18987]

If it seems like you're hearing something recycled from 12 months ago, it's because the Republicans block as much progress as they can.  

[Bullneck 18987]

That Mongeloid from the Insane Asylum showed up.  

[immamac 42521]

New mask guidelines. MASK FREE! 

I'm in Hawaii they didn't get the memo. I had to show my vaccine card and wear a mask to eat lunch today. No one freaked out or threw a tantrum and this restaurant was pumping through people. Line out the door. 

[mdmost 42865]

Wash your fucking hands, you troglodytes. 

[cabowabo 4453]

Cut costs..... raise the minimum wage. Lulz.

[bluto 4894]

Has he given rush limbaugh an award yet, posthumously thankfully 

[BERT 4351]

He orders more pills than anybody. I don’t doubt that one damn bit

[Bullneck 18987]

Just now, mdmost said:

Wash your fucking hands, you troglodytes. 

Every time you read "troglodytes," drink!

[TexArcher 37520]

"I've ordered more pills than anyone in the world has."

Tucker Carlson's editing team is gonna have a field day with that one.

[Captainant 27467]

Test to treat is pretty cool. Test positive for COVID? Here's a pill, bye

[immamac 42521]

Test and pill immediately is actually great policy. 

[mdmost 42865]

Just now, BERT said:

He orders more pills than anybody. I don’t doubt that one damn bit

I ordered more pills than anybody else. 

I bet you did, Panama Red!