SOTU ‘22 (1 Mar) Thread of Awesomeness/Malarkey

[Bullneck 18,987]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Cut costs..... raise the minimum wage. Lulz.

Oh, waaah.  

You want to complain, don't you?

['stache 21,777]

I hate stuff like that because it needs to follow through. Test on the spot at a pharmacy, get pills if you're positive. As of a month ago it was still a pain in the ass to get my daughter boosted. We did get our free tests within a few days, so that was a positive.

[Dr. Teeth 5,832]

Fox News: Hunter Biden using dad to order more pills.  

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Cut costs..... raise the minimum wage. Lulz.

Cut costs not wages, bro

['stache 21,777]

Also nice words about schools, but in shit states like mine, they treat teachers like shit and underpay them, so any positives shuts the school down. He can't promise that when states are almost entirely responsible for schools, and states like mine are actively trying to dismantle public education.

Edited March 2, 2022 by 'stache

[immamac 42,521]

Just now, 'stache said:

I hate stuff like that because it needs to follow through. Test on the spot at a pharmacy, get pills if you're positive. As of a month ago it was still a pain in the ass to get my daughter boosted. We did get our free tests within a few days, so that was a positive.

It was a bitch to get boosted during the holiday rush of idiocy. You had trouble not during that time? I walked in and so did basically everyone else I know. Every fucking CVS Walmart HEB Walgreens has vaccines. 

[Bullneck 18,987]

Just now, 'stache said:

Also nice words about schools, but in shit states like mine, they treat teachers like shit and underpay them, so any positives shuts the school down. He can't promise that when states are almost entirely responsible for schools.

At least you know who's to blame.  

[BERT 4,351]

Damn Waters looks like a mean old cunt

[Satchel 6,908]

Joe’s on track to cut the deficit by a cool trillion. Seems to be the sole province of Democratic presidents.

[Incredulity 11,555]

Just now, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

Cut costs not wages, bro

But,we are also going to need to see your paperwork on innumerable regulations from A to Z

[Bullneck 18,987]

Just now, Incredulity said:

But,we are also going to need to see your paperwork on innumerable regulations from A to Z

Buy crypto-gold.  

[mdmost 42,865]

Proven strategies like stop and frisk!

[WhatTheBuck 28,713]

10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You're listening to a good man talk.  Someone who believes in fairness.

Lindsey Graham is on record saying he’s as good a man as God ever created. 

[mdmost 42,865]

Fun the police?

['stache 21,777]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

It was a bitch to get boosted during the holiday rush of idiocy. You had trouble not during that time? I walked in and so did basically everyone else I know. Every fucking CVS Walmart HEB Walgreens has vaccines. 

It was in January. I had two online reservations cancelled because they ran out of the kid doses. I found a rural health department not too far away for her booster.

[Incredulity 11,555]

Squad aint gonna like that

[Bullneck 18,987]

Just now, Bullneck said:

Buy crypto-gold.  

Damn, Bullneck, that crypto-gold is pure genius.  Where did you hear about it?

Well, I just made it up. 

[YChang 3,431]

Oomph, haha had to clarify on the defund police bit

[BERT 4,351]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Fun the police?

Like Super Troopers?? 

[Bullneck 18,987]

Angry Boobert is best Boobert.

[mdmost 42,865]

Tits Bobart- YOU LIE

[TexArcher 37,520]

Deer wearing Kevlar vests, DRINK!

[WhatTheBuck 28,713]

Bleach your teeth some more, Lauren. 

[Dbeasy 14,970]

Whoa whoa whoa. Who was the brunette in glasses 

[Bullneck 18,987]

I think he's covered just about every topic.

[mdmost 42,865]

Justice Breyer, thank you for your service! 

Let's ride.

Brown Jackson! Meet me inside!

[BERT 4,351]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Bleach your teeth some more, Lauren. 

Waiting for Nancy’s to fall out of her mouth in the background. 

[mdmost 42,865]

Oh fuck you Ted

[Bullneck 18,987]

Cruz wants to keep those Mexicans out.

[TexArcher 37,520]

Hey, look, there's the drunk rapist Justice who should be in prison.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

That was awkward

[YChang 3,431]

Just now, BERT said:

Waiting for Nancy’s to fall out of her mouth in the background. 

So that's your kink ehhhhh? No judgement!

[BERT 4,351]

I do think it’s funny how seeing certain people on screen triggers the hell out of y’all LOL

[Bullneck 18,987]

In a couple of those crowd shots it looks like everyone is clapping.  

[BERT 4,351]

1 minute ago, YChang said:

So that's your kink ehhhhh? No judgement!

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it, buddy

[Bullneck 18,987]

Barrett looks like a robot.

[TexArcher 37,520]

Just now, Bullneck said:

Barrett looks like a robot.

I bet there is a ridiculous freak under that robe.

[Bullneck 18,987]

There's just one thing he hasn't talked about:

Spoiler

Crypto-gold

 

[Balcones 347]

10 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Fox News: Hunter Biden using dad to order more pills.  

Are there pills for Covid 19? What are they? Serious question.

[YChang 3,431]

Lol, is this what seething outraged Collins look like? Constant head shaking?

[mchookem 16,225]

"we agree on more things than we'll acknowledge"

truth

[Dr. Teeth 5,832]

Just now, Balcones said:

Are there pills for Covid 19? What are they? Serious question.

Antivirals 

[Incredulity 11,555]

“Stop doctors from prescribing treatments”

 

that’s going to be on a loop

[Bullneck 18,987]

Just now, YChang said:

Lol, is this what seething outraged Collins look like? Constant head shaking?

Looks like a palsy of some kind.

[Mo Horn 8,807]

1 minute ago, Balcones said:

Are there pills for Covid 19? What are they? Serious question.

https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/coronavirus-covid-19-update-fda-authorizes-first-oral-antiviral-treatment-covid-19

[BERT 4,351]

Is there always this much standing and sitting at these things?? Like I’m watching the Catholic Church 

[Bullneck 18,987]

I'm sure Trump can't make heads or tails of this.

[WhatTheBuck 28,713]

I don’t know anything about Debbie Stabenow (D Mich.) but it was probably unfortunate for her that they cut to her right after Joe said, “Let’s take on mental health!” Her hairdo didn’t help. 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,555]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Looks like a palsy of some kind.

I don’t care what Collins has.  She is a worthless human being and has no business being involved with the direction of this country.  

[6th Street 6,357]

Biden sounds great.