SOTU ‘22 (1 Mar) Thread of Awesomeness/Malarkey

[The Ace of Aces 5366]

This is a verrrrrrrry LBJ-ish speech. 

[YChang 3531]

Lol, never fails... support the veterans!

[shakahorn 1655]

Just now, BERT said:

Is there always this much standing and sitting at these things?? Like I’m watching the Catholic Church 

Yes. This is about average for standing o's.  For a SOTU anyway, not church.

[YChang 3531]

Lol... Sec of Defense is like, thanks boss...

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

I like to burn a little hooch myself on occasion 

['stache 22117]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Biden sounds great. 

He stutters. We know this. He's doing fine. 

[High Plains Drifter 11161]

 

whwho is the fuck face yelling shit out?

[Bullneck 19454]

I was kidding about him hitting every topic under the sun but someone could a passion for each of those. 

[mchookem 16728]

what'd that fucking bitch say

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

Just now, 'stache said:

He stutters. We know this. He's doing fine. 

It's a speech impediment he's always had

[Bullneck 19454]

Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

 

whwho is the fuck face yelling shit out?

Yeah, what was that.

[BERT 4488]

Just now, 'stache said:

He stutters. We know this. He's doing fine. 

Not near as bad as I thought it was gonna be

[mchookem 16728]

Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

 

whwho is the fuck face yelling shit out?

i couldn't understand what she said but the voice def sounded like MTG

 

[TexArcher 38816]

Just now, 6th Street said:

Biden sounds great. 

The content has been solid.

But the Fox News hosts are gonna have a field day playing a montage of his stutters and telling half the country that the president has lost his mind.  And they'll believe it, because god knows they wouldn't actually watch this thing.

['stache 22117]

Damn. I was hoping one of the 4 things "we can agree upon" would be descheduling cannabis. 

[YChang 3531]

I was ignorant of the burn pit issues till I saw it from that Jon Stewart show..

[BERT 4488]

Oh sure, let’s cure Cancer, but what about HERPES?!?!?! 

[immamac 44199]

This has actually been a solid speech late. The first 45 minutes was a clown show. 

[Bullneck 19454]

That could have been you, Mitt.

[6th Street 6655]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

The content has been solid.

But the Fox News hosts are gonna have a field day playing a montage of his stutters and telling half the country that the president has lost his mind.  And they'll believe it, because god knows they wouldn't actually watch this thing.

His delivery has been fine. This is a very uplifting SOTU compared to the fear porn under the prior regime.

[Bullneck 19454]

Mitch thinking, "How do I stop this goodness?"

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

This has actually been a solid speech late. The first 45 minutes was a clown show. 

A lot of that speech didn’t exist last week. 

[BERT 4488]

Is Mitch asleep with he’s eyes open?? 

[shakahorn 1655]

Gotdamn he's rallying now.

[immamac 44199]

STRONG FINISH. 

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

Fuck yeah, Joe! Cut costs! Cure Cancer! Go America!!! Get R Dun!!!!

[TexArcher 38816]

Just now, 6th Street said:

His delivery has been fine. This is a very uplifting SOTU compared to the fear porn under the prior regime.

Overall, yes, it has.

But there have been enough stumbles that can be taken out of context to tell a different narrative.  And that's exactly what they'll do, watch.

[mdmost 43850]

Go get him? Uh, Putin?

[TexArcher 38816]

He stuck that landing, though.  Nice.

[YChang 3531]

Mitch really is a turtle... temperature must be cold and he's shut down some of his bodily functions to preserve energy. 

[Incredulity 11861]

Who are we going to get?

[6th Street 6655]

Walk off home run for Joe

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

12 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Barrett looks like a robot.

Yeah, when the subject of a woman’s right to choose comes up. 

[BERT 4488]

Expecting him to walk off and go “what happened? I blacked out” like Will Ferrell on Old School 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6586]

Just now, mdmost said:

Go get him? Uh, Putin?

I was hoping that was about Ted Cruz but who knows.

[NAVY 6910]

Unity boner! 

[YChang 3531]

Just now, Incredulity said:

Who are we going to get?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8963]

Who are we getting?

['stache 22117]

Nice finish. The man is talented whether you agree with everything or not. Of course it only took a modicum of emotional maturity to beat the last clown.

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Go get him? Uh, Putin?

I can’t watch these things because they’re so cringe. Thought I’d tune in to the end. Wtf was that?

[Willfully Horn 8204]

Way to go, Joe.

[SmokeyTheBear 5569]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Go get him? Uh, Putin?

Yeeeaaahhhh. I mean. That seems like a shot across the bow. 

[immamac 44199]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Who are we getting?

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

[Bullneck 19454]

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Who are we going to get?

'Em.  Go get 'em.

And crypto-gold.

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Overall, yes, it has.

But there have been enough stumbles that can be taken out of context to tell a different narrative.  And that's exactly what they'll do, watch.

Trump had the expectations of a two year old. If he didn’t take a dump on the podium, he won. It isn’t Fox News that hurts Biden, it is NBC. Todd wants to add expectations that weren’t there for Trump. 

[High Plains Drifter 11161]

7 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i couldn't understand what she said but the voice def sounded like MTG

 

 

 twitter saying it was MTG yelling "build the wall"

 

of course.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6586]

Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 twitter saying it was MTG yelling "build the wall"

 

of course.

I would be fine building a wall around her…..and then filling it in with cement.

[ChiTownDoc 21323]

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

The content has been solid.

But the Fox News hosts are gonna have a field day playing a montage of his stutters and telling half the country that the president has lost his mind.  And they'll believe it, because god knows they wouldn't actually watch this thing.

Who cares?  Fuck anyone who listens to what those POS have to say.  

[BERT 4488]

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Who cares?  Fuck anyone who listens to what those POS have to say.  

Who should we listen to? 

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 twitter saying it was MTG yelling "build the wall"

 

of course.

Commentator said it was Bobert talking about the 13 dead marines in Afghanistan