SOTU ‘22 (1 Mar) Thread of Awesomeness/Malarkey

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

This is a verrrrrrrry LBJ-ish speech. 

[YChang 3431]

Lol, never fails... support the veterans!

[shakahorn 1627]

Just now, BERT said:

Is there always this much standing and sitting at these things?? Like I’m watching the Catholic Church 

Yes. This is about average for standing o's.  For a SOTU anyway, not church.

[YChang 3431]

Lol... Sec of Defense is like, thanks boss...

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

I like to burn a little hooch myself on occasion 

['stache 21777]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Biden sounds great. 

He stutters. We know this. He's doing fine. 

[High Plains Drifter 10981]

 

whwho is the fuck face yelling shit out?

[Bullneck 18987]

I was kidding about him hitting every topic under the sun but someone could a passion for each of those. 

[mchookem 16230]

what'd that fucking bitch say

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

Just now, 'stache said:

He stutters. We know this. He's doing fine. 

It's a speech impediment he's always had

[Bullneck 18987]

Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

 

whwho is the fuck face yelling shit out?

Yeah, what was that.

[BERT 4351]

Just now, 'stache said:

He stutters. We know this. He's doing fine. 

Not near as bad as I thought it was gonna be

[mchookem 16230]

Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

 

whwho is the fuck face yelling shit out?

i couldn't understand what she said but the voice def sounded like MTG

 

[TexArcher 37525]

Just now, 6th Street said:

Biden sounds great. 

The content has been solid.

But the Fox News hosts are gonna have a field day playing a montage of his stutters and telling half the country that the president has lost his mind.  And they'll believe it, because god knows they wouldn't actually watch this thing.

['stache 21777]

Damn. I was hoping one of the 4 things "we can agree upon" would be descheduling cannabis. 

[YChang 3431]

I was ignorant of the burn pit issues till I saw it from that Jon Stewart show..

[BERT 4351]

Oh sure, let’s cure Cancer, but what about HERPES?!?!?! 

[immamac 42527]

This has actually been a solid speech late. The first 45 minutes was a clown show. 

[Bullneck 18987]

That could have been you, Mitt.

[6th Street 6357]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

The content has been solid.

But the Fox News hosts are gonna have a field day playing a montage of his stutters and telling half the country that the president has lost his mind.  And they'll believe it, because god knows they wouldn't actually watch this thing.

His delivery has been fine. This is a very uplifting SOTU compared to the fear porn under the prior regime.

[Bullneck 18987]

Mitch thinking, "How do I stop this goodness?"

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

This has actually been a solid speech late. The first 45 minutes was a clown show. 

A lot of that speech didn’t exist last week. 

[BERT 4351]

Is Mitch asleep with he’s eyes open?? 

[shakahorn 1627]

Gotdamn he's rallying now.

[immamac 42527]

STRONG FINISH. 

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

Fuck yeah, Joe! Cut costs! Cure Cancer! Go America!!! Get R Dun!!!!

[TexArcher 37525]

Just now, 6th Street said:

His delivery has been fine. This is a very uplifting SOTU compared to the fear porn under the prior regime.

Overall, yes, it has.

But there have been enough stumbles that can be taken out of context to tell a different narrative.  And that's exactly what they'll do, watch.

[mdmost 42866]

Go get him? Uh, Putin?

[TexArcher 37525]

He stuck that landing, though.  Nice.

[YChang 3431]

Mitch really is a turtle... temperature must be cold and he's shut down some of his bodily functions to preserve energy. 

[Incredulity 11556]

Who are we going to get?

[6th Street 6357]

Walk off home run for Joe

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

12 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Barrett looks like a robot.

Yeah, when the subject of a woman’s right to choose comes up. 

[BERT 4351]

Expecting him to walk off and go “what happened? I blacked out” like Will Ferrell on Old School 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6555]

Just now, mdmost said:

Go get him? Uh, Putin?

I was hoping that was about Ted Cruz but who knows.

[NAVY 6739]

Unity boner! 

[YChang 3431]

Just now, Incredulity said:

Who are we going to get?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Who are we getting?

['stache 21777]

Nice finish. The man is talented whether you agree with everything or not. Of course it only took a modicum of emotional maturity to beat the last clown.

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Go get him? Uh, Putin?

I can’t watch these things because they’re so cringe. Thought I’d tune in to the end. Wtf was that?

[Willfully Horn 7919]

Way to go, Joe.

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Go get him? Uh, Putin?

Yeeeaaahhhh. I mean. That seems like a shot across the bow. 

[immamac 42527]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Who are we getting?

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

[Bullneck 18987]

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Who are we going to get?

'Em.  Go get 'em.

And crypto-gold.

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Overall, yes, it has.

But there have been enough stumbles that can be taken out of context to tell a different narrative.  And that's exactly what they'll do, watch.

Trump had the expectations of a two year old. If he didn’t take a dump on the podium, he won. It isn’t Fox News that hurts Biden, it is NBC. Todd wants to add expectations that weren’t there for Trump. 

[High Plains Drifter 10981]

7 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i couldn't understand what she said but the voice def sounded like MTG

 

 

 twitter saying it was MTG yelling "build the wall"

 

of course.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6555]

Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 twitter saying it was MTG yelling "build the wall"

 

of course.

I would be fine building a wall around her…..and then filling it in with cement.

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

The content has been solid.

But the Fox News hosts are gonna have a field day playing a montage of his stutters and telling half the country that the president has lost his mind.  And they'll believe it, because god knows they wouldn't actually watch this thing.

Who cares?  Fuck anyone who listens to what those POS have to say.  

[BERT 4351]

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Who cares?  Fuck anyone who listens to what those POS have to say.  

Who should we listen to? 

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 twitter saying it was MTG yelling "build the wall"

 

of course.

Commentator said it was Bobert talking about the 13 dead marines in Afghanistan