Cowboys vs 49ers: Wild Card Round

[Marcusshelton 86]

3 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Told my dad during game…I really wish I was surprised at everything that  has happened in this game.  And in the end I still feel that way. My body was ready but this bullshit is just laughable. What a waste…

I’m more mad that I wasted so much time watching the game knowing how it would go. At least I made it to the very end before I yelled a little. The Boys and Horns have worn me down to a pretty consistent state of apathy. 

[hobbes2702 13078]

21 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

A ref LITERALLY just fucked Dallas.

No he didn’t 

[Vic Mackey 47163]

I’m more mad that I wasted so much time watching the game knowing how it would go. At least I made it to the very end before I yelled a little. The Boys and Horns have worn me down to a pretty consistent state of apathy. 

Same. At least I've got to see Texas win something as an adult and play for another. Can't say the same for Dallas

[Hook1997 5404]

Dak wouldn’t of got the ball spiked in time if the ball was ran clean through and set down perfectly….   Also still needed a Hail Mary, let it go………. 

Edited January 17, 2022 by Hook1997

[CurlyDumps 4485]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

fuck outta here with that bullshit.

mike white would’ve flipped the ball to the ref, spiked it in time and fired a strike to cooper on the next play to win the game. the qbr data backs this up. 

meant to say wouldn’t. I dak’ed up the joke

[Marcusshelton 86]

1 minute ago, Gigglebush said:

Ref was busting his ass trying to get to the ball in time 

I know. And Cowboys shouldn’t have called that play to begin with. That’s the only thing I yelled during the whole game. I have enough distance to appreciate it for what it was. 

[6th Street 6508]

Dallas can't run the ball there - they were ripping off 10-15 yards in 4-5 seconds 

[Sgt Hulk 13845]

My kids are learning what it’s like to be cowboy fans. Thier meltdowns are Great asking me why I’m not madder. Shit son we all knew this was coming 

[Vic Mackey 47163]

And that call was extremely risky and stupid. I was like WTF when he took off. Do you know how far that ref is behind you to get back to the ball? The longer you run, the longer it will take him to get to you to set the ball.

Typical Dallas ending.

[dcar00 14378]

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Dak wouldn’t of got the ball spiked in time if the ball was ran clean through and set down perfectly….   Also still needed a Hail Mary, let it go………

I'm actually not sure where to start with the grammar in this post.

[Hook1997 5404]

Just now, 6th Street said:

Dallas can't run the ball there - they were ripping off 10-15 yards in 4-5 seconds 

 

[Stunns38 3559]

Dak has been terribad against teams not in the NFC East all season.

Fify

[6th Street 6508]

Dumb and dumber - non issue if Trent Williams just gets his hand on the ground instead of loafing

[Marcusshelton 86]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

7 minutes ago, Marcusshelton said:

I’m more mad that I wasted so much time watching the game knowing how it would go. At least I made it to the very end before I yelled a little. The Boys and Horns have worn me down to a pretty consistent state of apathy. 

Same. At least I've got to see Texas win something as an adult and play for another. Can't say the same for Dallas

My freshman year in college the Cowboys won the super bowl, the Rockets had just beaten the Magic in the NBA finals, and the future was going to produce those Texas football teams as well as the recent Astros teams. It could be worse I know. 

Edited January 17, 2022 by Marcusshelton

[Hook1997 5404]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm actually not sure where to start with the grammar in this post.

Yea it really wasn’t meant for any of that that while drunk on a message board at all…..  Thanks English major nerd or just a prick.

Edited January 17, 2022 by Hook1997

[UTDD 362]

Any end game situation without at least an end zone attempt/shot is an automatic failure of coaching to me.  Any good coach and QB should know with 14 seconds left, what happened was quite possible if you run it as you are counting on the refs to act with the same urgency.  (slide earlier, hand the ball directly, don't make that call, etc.)

 

Edited January 17, 2022 by UTDD

[dcar00 14378]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Yea it really wasn’t meant for any of that that while drunk on a message board at all…..  Thanks English major nerd.

good luck to the Bears in their game.

[Quagmire 2147]

Our WR not able to see the ball because of the sun and stupid stadium sums up Jerry perfectly

[Davis Lane 5658]

24 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

That playcall was kind of genius to pick up those yards

What was not genius is if you are going to do that not having the next play known to be the hail mary.  

Dallas got the snap off, they just clocked it into the ground as time ran out.

If you’re gonna try school yard shit to win a game you gotta fucking commit.  

[JohnnyTapia 540]

18 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

As a Niner fan, I'll say both teams played like ass

This is facts, Shanahan had me a little nervous with his decision making in the 2nd half 

[Hook1997 5404]

Just now, dcar00 said:

good luck to the Bears in their game.

Well I can guarantee we won’t lose that game….  I kid we would lose to air possibly. 

[DougO 5256]

The only way that last play even seems remotely not-totally-fucking-retarded is if Dak only goes 10 or so yards and takes a knee, the team is well drilled and up to the line instantly and spikes the ball with seconds left and one more shot at the end zone at closer range. Yet it still would be 3/4 full regard.

I really want to know if genius boy called that or if Dak audibled it.

[6th Street 6508]

2 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

This is facts, Shanahan had me a little nervous with his decision making in the 2nd half 

Kyle pisses his pants with a lead. Has no idea how to close

[Blotto 23584]

Just now, DougO said:

I really want to know if genius boy called that or if Dak audibled it.

that would be, uh.....something

[OU Sucks 8917]

22 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

 

Epitomizes the idiocy of the organization.

They've got a 2-mile wide scoreboard, but not a thing to block the sun.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm actually not sure where to start with the grammar in this post.

Just call him for holding and call it a day …

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

We all knew how it was going to go, yet we still watched it to the very end. And Jerry still made money. The end. See you next year, same time, same message board. 

[Marcusshelton 86]

3 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

This is facts, Shanahan had me a little nervous with his decision making in the 2nd half 

I also think he could have basically ended the game in the first half by converting a 4th down instead of going for the long fg. They would have converted and probably taken any hope away.

[Hermanator 7178]

11 minutes ago, Marcusshelton said:

I’m more mad that I wasted so much time watching the game knowing how it would go. At least I made it to the very end before I yelled a little. The Boys and Horns have worn me down to a pretty consistent state of apathy. 

Yep. I was waiting to see if they've actually improved only to see them lose this to a bad QB in the most Cowboys way possible. Actually, this game was the eipotme who both teams are. Shanahan trying to fuck away the game, Garoppolo doing some good then doing everything possible to throw the game away in the end, and the Cowboys punching themselves in the nuts repeatedly to not allow Garoppolo to give them the game. 

The most Jerry Jones way to lose a season with a lot of talent 

[Spankytoes 1743]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

@Spankytoes  what's the route for the super bowl victory parade ?

Guess it’s another morale victory for Oilers/Texans fans. Congrats, that’s what Aggy feels like all the time 

[6th Street 6508]

1 minute ago, Marcusshelton said:

I also think he could have basically ended the game in the first half by converting a 4th down instead of going for the long fg. They would have converted and probably taken any hope away.

One of those doofuses on the Niner OL would have false started 

[dcar00 14378]

McCarthy is never going to win anything.  he doesn't have Rodgers and he doesn't coach well enough to overcome 15 penalties a game.  he didn't have to deal with that in GB at all.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

@Spankytoes  what's the route for the super bowl victory parade ?

… thru Dealy Plaza. 

[Redneck Mutha 8017]

Surprised the ref got there to spot the ball as quickly as he did, most would have been laughing at the play call too hard to be anywhere near the LOS.

Fuck Jerry, Dak, Jerry, Fat Coach McDipshit, Elliott, Stephen, Lamb, Moore, and Jerry.  

[dcar00 14378]

 

8 minutes ago, DougO said:

The only way that last play even seems remotely not-totally-fucking-retarded is if Dak only goes 10 or so yards and takes a knee, the team is well drilled and up to the line instantly and spikes the ball with seconds left and one more shot at the end zone at closer range. Yet it still would be 3/4 full regard.

I really want to know if genius boy called that or if Dak audibled it.

there is no way Dak audibled to that.  and TBH that is exactly the kind of shit Boise Cute Boy would call in that situation.  why?  because they'll NEVER see THIS coming!

[tx 3 putt 77535]

like college, the clock should stop until the ball is set. 

[mdmost 43056]

7 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

We all knew how it was going to go, yet we still watched it to the very end. And Jerry still made money. The end. See you next year, same time, same message board. 

That’s fine. That motherfucker is going to die before his team sniffs their next Super Bowl. And I’m fine with being that dark about it. He will always be the problem. 

[dcar00 14378]

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

… thru Dealy Plaza. 

at 11 miles an hour.

[Redneck Mutha 8017]

Just now, mdmost said:

That’s fine. That motherfucker is going to die before his team sniffs their next Super Bowl. And I’m fine with being that dark about it. He will always be the problem. 

What the fuck is taking his liver so long to quit?  Goddammit.

[TonyTexas 10534]

An underrated benefit to that result is that I won’t have to see any of Drew’s idiotic posts for several months. 

[Gigglebush 107]

This game was basically the same as the Arizona game.

[Firemans4Horn 18127]

Never take the load straight on
 

 

[Pam Cummings 9684]

3 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

What the fuck is taking his liver so long to quit?  Goddammit.

Science and lotsa money.

[dcar00 14378]

6 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

What the fuck is taking his liver so long to quit?  Goddammit.

with our luck they will perfect cryogenic freezing and re-animation right before he dies.

[Wally Pryor 5263]

Honk.

 

Rick Gosselin

There have been 276 games counting playoffs this NFL season. Only four teams were assessed 14 penalties in a game, including the Cowboys twice.

[lilMAC25 3821]

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Honk.

 

Rick Gosselin

There have been 276 games counting playoffs this NFL season. Only four teams were assessed 14 penalties in a game, including the Cowboys twice.

I’d fire the entire coaching staff tonight. Burn the fucker down and start over.

[dcar00 14378]

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Honk.

 

Rick Gosselin

There have been 276 games counting playoffs this NFL season. Only four teams were assessed 14 penalties in a game, including the Cowboys twice.

NFGoodell.  He was there today to bask in it all. 

[Chooky 13319]

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

That’s fine. That motherfucker is going to die before his team sniffs their next Super Bowl. And I’m fine with being that dark about it. He will always be the problem. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

Choke Prescott, QB

[Horn80 6134]

12 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

… thru Dealy Plaza. 

With Jerry preferably riding in a convertible car with the top down.