Cowboys vs 49ers: Wild Card Round

[YChang 3430]

Lol, what was that

[BearSchlong 8076]

Lmao.

[Augustus 3061]

IDIOT

How's he supposed to catch that?

Every player has his head up his ass

[Drew 2331]

That want s bad pay call.

Just like the one against the cards. It works if they execute.

Fuck.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

We are turbo fucked.  

[Mo Horn 8795]

Stupid play

[Mileslong 4710]

Wow, 30 yard return called back and a 30 yard reception called back, typical cowboys

[Hawndoh 2379]

A Longhorn leading the league in something!

[dcar00 14023]

unreal. Williams gets bowled over and that dude falls over him and they call a fucking bullshit holding.  

[Jive Turkey 12562]

we're resorting to gimmick plays.  stick a fork in us.

[Guest]

If defense doesn't take over on this Niners possession, this game is over.

Might already be so.

 

Jerry fucking special.  How dare you motherfuckers show up without a gotdam pulse.

[millhouse 2587]

Kellen must have gotten the Jags job and is throwing the game so he can start the move

 

[Patrick Bateman 3902]

That play was actually going to work if Wilson just fucking it gets it out to him.  Unforced mistakes.

[Vic Mackey 46911]

Where was the hold??

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Must be nice to get owned, fall to the ground, and get a holding penalty called again the OL you're going up against. Fucking amazing.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9302]

Great play call but the one hopper to the water boy wasn't anticipated.

[C-Man 26982]

I’ve been watching football games for nearly 50 years and never seen that play. Love it even though it didn’t work.

['stache 21740]

Am I high? Is this game a joke? What the fuck is going on here?

[Fudbelty 2785]

I don’t care. That wasn’t a hold. That was a DL falling down. Not getting pulled down. So fucking terrible.

[Zeus 5943]

Brilliant hook and ladder in the first quarter what the FUCK lol the cowgirls should just be running QB sneak from their own 5 like the Giants.

[perfectchaos007 6592]

Same ol Cowboys. At least we made the playoffs I guess 

[hookemATL 11593]

Just now, 'stache said:

Am I high? Is this game a joke? What the fuck is going on here?

Yes. Yes. Shitshow

[Wally Pryor 5240]

You're relying on a hook and ladder that hasn't a prayer to make headway?

Holy fuck.

[utee94 15742]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Where was the hold??

No shit.  Williams was too busy falling down and not being anywhere near him, to hold him.  Total bullshit.

[Drew 2331]

Just call the same holds on the 49rs. Is they too much to ask? Just one fucking hold when it actually matters? Like when they make a big play to call it back?

[Hagbard Celine 10731]

welp, if they don't stop them here, greenspoint

[Marcusshelton 86]

Maybe defense will get the first TD on this drive. 

[Patrick Bateman 3902]

They're probably going to Kittle here.  

[Helobious 9475]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

I’ve been watching football games for nearly 50 years and never seen that play. Love it even though it didn’t work.

It was just a hook and ladder with a slant instead of a hook. 

[Hermanator 6909]

Just now, Wally Pryor said:

You're relying on a hook and ladder that hasn't a prayer to make headway?

Holy fuck.

If the pitch was on target it's a first down. Of course though this team that wasn't mentally ready for a playoff fight is fucking everything up. 

They spent last two weeks doing stupid shit like going to shitty mavs games and they come out looking like they're thinking about vacation flights that leave tomorrow. 

[Drew 2331]

They run on 2nd down and get 5 yards. We run on 2nd down and get nothing.

[dcar00 14023]

fucking Gregory is such a got dam dumbass...

[Drew 2331]

Literally just gave them a first down. Ducking penalties.

[Hagbard Celine 10731]

SHOW IT AGAIN!!!!

[Firemans4Horn 17791]

Cool offsides dumbass

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

Jesus christ

[Guest]

Left tackle's foot moved before Gregory did.

[Patrick Bateman 3902]

Is Randy Gregory special needs?  JFC.  What a fucking moron.  

That was actually on Williams.  Bad call.  He moved his foot.

Edited January 16, 2022 by Patrick Bateman

[runthebone 7928]

Nice job again.  Did a good job talking trash on that one play, though.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

He moved his foot

[Trey3216 15325]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Is Randy Gregory special needs?  JFC.  What a fucking moron.  

Tackle moved.  

[Hagbard Celine 10731]

HOLY FUCK!!!!  FALSE START CALLED AS NEUTRAL INFRACTION

OSU 15 HERE WE COME!!!!!

['stache 21740]

This is scripted, right? There no way a team can be this bad without planning for it.

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Ball boy had some ups.

[dcar00 14023]

Gregory is a fucking moron.

[Drew 2331]

Left tackle's foot moved before Gregory did.

They’ll never call it for Dallas.

They’d just going to keep running it. Keep the ball now. They’ll score enough and keep the ball away.

[C-Man 26982]

Niner tackle moved right?

[Wally Pryor 5240]

Mccarthy got the stadium today at 9A.  

And did what?

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

May have already been mentioned, but Nickelodeon is broadcasting this game, with their associated graphics and such.

John Madden would have loved this shit.

 

 

[Pam Cummings 9550]

Randy gregory should probably stop thinking he's fucking smart enough to solve their snap count