Cowboys vs 49ers: Wild Card Round

[dcar00 14339]

holding call kills the drive.

and Wilson can't see the fucking ball becasue Jerry Jones is a motherfucking idiot.

[runthebone 8028]

Good stadium design

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Good job Jerry.  Fucking ridiculous 

[Surly Bevo 25131]

He couldn't see because of the sun.  FUCK YOU JERRY!

[Guest]

Punt with anger...

 

That'd be the first emotion they showed all day.

[Firemans4Horn 18118]

Awesome stadium design. Right in the fucking sun. 

[LonghornSean 4020]

Just a little glare 

[Drew 2513]

The Fucking sun. Wilson had that. Couldn’t see it.

[kingkoopa6 8377]

Bruh. Fuck the Sun 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9349]

Hahaha. Wilson ducked out of the way from the ball because stupid Death Star blindness.

[Mo Horn 8853]

It's 3rd and 19 and you have 3 fucking time outs. Use one of them and come up with a good play instead of rushing to the line

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

And there it is...... Jerry's idiocy with the sun costs us a big play.  Probably 11 yards there because Wilson couldn't see.  Fuck Jerrah.  

[BrickHorn 18266]

Fucking stupid stadium design.

[utee94 15850]

Nice fucking stadium Jerry.

[Sawbonz 27583]

Thanks Jerry fucking moron

[Drew 2513]

That’s actually the first time I’ve ever seen the sun actually cost us a play. Lots of talk about it. But never hurt us before.

Use those damned curtains.

[Fudbelty 2789]

Even with Greg being Greg that sun just cost you points. Put fucking shades up!

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

that sun glare has been problem since inception, so why doesn't Jerrah hire some glass specialists to FUCKING FIX THE DAMN THING. 

[Jive Turkey 12640]

Jerry refuses to put shades up because it messes with the aesthetic.  fuck that dick.

['stache 21835]

Fucking glare, haha. Of course in the playoffs the glare.

[Vic Mackey 47119]

Lmao. Fuck you Jerry. East to west stadium design and won't take care of the sun problem. Worthless scum

[Helobious 9464]

1 billion $ stadium and you don’t account for the sun at all.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

If only we played in this stadium more often...

[Mileslong 4728]

Why don’t you call a TO before that third down play?! Going to half with three fucking time outs

[Horn80 6131]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

He couldn't see because of the sun.  FUCK YOU JERRY!

Fuck.  You would think they wouldn’t call plays for receivers to catch directly in the sun zone.

[Firemans4Horn 18118]

Jerry can die on his petard of pride for this mongoloid stadium. 

[ConferenceRoom 6145]

That’s actually the first time I’ve ever seen the sun actually cost us a play. Lots of talk about it. But never hurt us before.

Use those damned curtains.

It’s not the first time.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

It's 3rd and 19 and you have 3 fucking time outs. Use one of them and come up with a good play instead of rushing to the line

will the timeout change the players for the Cowboys?

[Zeus 6119]

Jerry Jones with the pass defense there building a stadium facing East West against all advice from any engineer or architect or football mind ever

[Mo Horn 8853]

And now use a time out with 15 seconds. McCarthy is a fucking idiot

[Hpara759 1780]

[dcar00 14339]

3 To's and try to block the punt.

of course we let them take :07 on a run.  we should have downed it immediately.

[Surly Bevo 25131]

Oh FFS Barn Man.  This achieives nothing but tiring your guys out just a bit more.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

Just now, Mileslong said:

Why don’t you call a TO before that third down play?! Going to half with three fucking time outs

Shit fucking coaching, that's why

[Guest]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao. Fuck you Jerry. East to west stadium design and won't take care of the sun problem. Worthless scum

I'm a marketing genius, not a gotdam cartographer.

[Pam Cummings 9654]

Lmao, blinded by your own stadium. Good job you fucking dickface.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9349]

Nice fucking stadium Jerry.

Hey, when you get the taxpayers to spend a half billion dollars so you can make 20X that it's a great design

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Fuck.  You would think they wouldn’t call plays for receivers to catch directly in the sun zone.

or spend like $3500 to  put up some blinds as he all have in our homes. 

[Vic Mackey 47119]

Also, why are you ducking out of the way? You have pads and a helmet on

[Drew 2513]

It’s not the first time.

I can not think of another time where the sun actually fucked them over. If you got one I’d like to know.

[dcar00 14339]

fucking pathetic.

[Zeus 6119]

9 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Zeke, man what a block

Can he line up at Guard for Connor Williams?

[BrickHorn 18266]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

1 billion $ stadium and you don’t account for the sun at all.

$6.5 billion franchise and you don’t hire a legit GM for decades. 

[Drew 2513]

Oh FFS Barn Man.  This achieives nothing but tiring your guys out just a bit more.

To be fair if they hold them on 3rd they force a punt situation. They have blocked a few of those.

Mike actually used his timeouts correctly. He calls the timeout before 3rd down and they punting with much more time on the clock. A weird shank or punt return and they get the ball back with hood field position and some time.

Mike deserves to be bitch slapped a lot of times. Not in this case.

[Surly Bevo 25131]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

1 billion $ stadium and you don’t account for the sun at all.

It's worse than that.  The sun IS accounted for.  There are shades at the stadium that can and are used in a variety of other situations.   

So rather than just a lack of planning, it's a conscious choice to continue to let that shit happen.  

[Pam Cummings 9654]

Literally go fuck yourself with political commercials during football.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

oh and the Zeke block on 2 guys.  That's rare man, wow.  Earned his paycheck today Elliot. 

['stache 21835]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

I can not think of another time where the sun actually fucked them over. If you got one I’d like to know.

I recall a few but never that obvious, Wilson had no idea what was in front of him.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5403]

Again, there's shades in the stadium. The idiot just doesn't use them for games. 

[Guest]

13 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

I was 9 years old. 
I cried. 
 

I was also 9.  I did the same.

I would cry now, but I'm not nearly as invested in this shit team as I was with the Cowboys in 1980.

Beer and bourbon.  No tears.