Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings

[tokamak 6431]

Penalty machine with a 3rd round grade. Cool. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4773]

Do the Ravens ever reach on a choice?

[Blotto 23525]

Im not a big NFL draft guy, dont even have it on TV as I've been watching the playoff games, but cowboys draft commentary threads bring  a few laughs every year.

[Surly Bevo 24962]

I really wish the overlords had QC'd this part of the simulation 

[Newy25 7668]

I see things haven’t changed with the Cowboys and their shitty draft strategy. 

[Vic Mackey 47057]

Absolute clown show organization. My interest in this team gets less and less as time goes on. 

This off-season has been a disaster. 

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

Where is the tackle even gonna play? Wtf!! Lindebaum would have been a huge upgrade for us.

[Firemans4Horn 18076]

 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

5 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Perfect replacement for Connor Williams.

CW is an OG, right? and the pick is OT, so who replaces 52?

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

So we passed on the best & most NFL ready Olineman out of the B1G to draft a project penalty machine from Tulsa?

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Shocking that the Ravens draft the Rimmington award winner with the next pick. 

them Ravens are astute managers of the game, especially on D. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

So we passed on the best & most NFL ready Olineman out of the B1G to draft a project penalty machine from Tulsa?

blame the gloryhole?

[Firemans4Horn 18076]

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

So we passed on the best & most NFL ready Olineman out of the B1G to draft a project penalty machine from Tulsa?

when you can put 14 coaches on a jet to go recruit Merlin Gilbert from Tulsa, you better fucking do it. 

[Stunns38 3482]

CW is an OG, right? and the pick is OT, so who replaces 52?

He’s a college OT but natural position is OG. Same as Connor. Will probably be worse than Connor.

[tx 3 putt 76980]

Should have drafted Johnson 

[Patrick Bateman 3916]

Never feels good when the New York Jets are clowning you in the first round.  At least we have the 2nd round!  You know, where we really make the magic happen.

 

[DanTheHorn 4925]

Fucking Brackens type move by the Cowboys. Johnson was the clear choice and they went with an unknown project.

[Elmer_Fudd 22261]

[Radical Larry 28627]

 

[dcar00 14210]

wrong thread.

Edited April 29, 2022 by dcar00

[DougO 5250]

If they could draft a new OL coach maybe it would work out better.

[taybo20 2836]

I hate being a cowboys fan

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

 

 

Did Jerry commission an 80% correct clone of bill gates and install him as the director of player eval?

[DougO 5250]

They picked a guy who was only three letters away from Tyron Smith. Nicely done...

[OB3 3628]

Should’ve been Linderbaum or Daxton Hill. Don’t like the pick at all

[taybo20 2836]

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

[Vic Mackey 47057]

AJ Brown gets traded and they got a 1st rd for him. Cowboys only got a 5th or 6th for Cooper lmao. Such a dumb fucking hillbilly front office. 

[Vic Mackey 47057]

6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

Holy shit. The inbred is strong with him. Good god.

[Trey3216 15346]

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Kenyon Green meniscus problems in right knee -- has had it scoped/cleaned out before.  Sounds like the perfect pick for the Cowboys...

Lutz 😋

That’s about as routine and meaningless an injury/surgery as exists in football.  It’d be like bitching about a baseball team drafting or signing a pitcher who had a wrist injury in their non-throwing arm.   

[Hermanator 7063]

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Absolute clown show organization. My interest in this team gets less and less as time goes on. 

This off-season has been a disaster. 

I gotta admit Jerry lying and acting like he doesn't know anything and shouldn't do anything about his 2nd year CB who was involved in a murder in March then covered it up has me feeling like turning on them until he's gone. 

[markstanco 12577]

Absolute clown show organization. My interest in this team gets less and less as time goes on. 
This off-season has been a disaster. 

You’ve been saying that for like 20 years

[conVINCEd 21469]

5 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I gotta admit Jerry lying and acting like he doesn't know anything and shouldn't do anything about his 2nd year CB who was involved in a murder in March then covered it up has me feeling like turning on them until he's gone. 

So you’re good with Stephen when Jerry dies? Stephen may be worse.

[Ghost of Shag 2610]

34 minutes ago, Hate said:

Jesus Christ. Of course he’s had a rare condition that made him bow legged until high school. That alone made him their #1 target all night.

For the record I don’t hate the pick, but goddamn, does every pick have to have an injury history?

Username doesn’t check out.

[Hermanator 7063]

16 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

[Patrick Bateman 3916]

There's something spectacularly fitting that Jerrah will die having been an unmitigated disaster after forcing Jimmy out and being a huge loser.  What sucks is the fandom has to sit shotgun in this dumpster on fire..... for almost 30 years now.  Stephen may be worse, so I guess we have to hope for a family disaster?

[Gucci_Suit 2644]

Can’t wait for those 3rd down holding calls. I also hate being a Cowboys fan. 

[Mo Horn 8848]

Not sure why everyone is still in the war room. Gonna move up and make another shitty pick?

[conVINCEd 21469]

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

There's something spectacularly fitting that Jerrah will die having been an unmitigated disaster after forcing Jimmy out and being a huge loser.  What sucks is the fandom has to sit shotgun in this dumpster on fire..... for almost 30 years now.  Stephen may be worse, so I guess we have to hope for a family disaster?

Is there anything left in the wreat fund to hire an ex-Navy Seal to blow up the yacht?  Asking for a friend.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Not sure why everyone is still in the war room. Gonna move up and make another shitty pick?

Well they put the suit on, might as well use it.

[markstanco 12577]

Not sure why everyone is still in the war room. Gonna move up and make another shitty pick?

Deep snapper.

[Viper 12109]

31 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

Alfred E. Neuman?

[dcar00 14210]

37 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

is that figurelli?

[Patrick Bateman 3916]

Apparently..... even the Cowboys had a 2nd round grade on him.  They said he was the highest guy on the board..... Need to find a new board. 

And yea..... as some of us theorized, looks like they'll start him out at guard.  

He'll fit right in....

 

[Hate 20108]

Username doesn’t check out.

Yeah, let me clarify. I don’t hate them going OL with the pick, but they completely over reached with this pick. Every time the should zig they end up zagging. I hate Jerry jones more than I hate any human on this planet. I hope his boat sinks with him on it.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Less interested in the Cowboys as the years go on. Terrible offseason.

[Trey3216 15346]

I hope the kid turns out to be a player just so you fucking oversensitive titty babies have to eat a pile of crow.   I have no confidence that will be the case.   

[futureman 22469]

the cowboys have had their some of their best (regular) seasons of the last decade when preseason expectations were at rock-bottom. as such, I’m predicting 14-3 and a top playoff seed in 2022. will still lose in the divisional round though. 

[Sawbonz 27565]

[jeevsie 3734]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Deep snapper.

What about South Austin’s mom?

[DanTheHorn 4925]

40 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I hope the kid turns out to be a player just so you fucking oversensitive titty babies have to eat a pile of crow.   I have no confidence that will be the case.   

Bwhaahaaahhhaaa you are talking to fans that watched the Cowboys from the early 70s to the mid-90s. You are defending a team that turned into the Lions over the last 25 years. You have no idea of how much we really suck.

Edited April 29, 2022 by DanTheHorn