Slapping Johnny behind the ears at work

[El Moco 45]

I work in a large office in the Bellaire area of Houston and I like to get to work early due to traffic.  I normally get to the office around 6:30 and have my coffee and breakfast while I relax.  Most of my coworkers don’t arrive until ten til eight.  On this day, I decided to take a piss around 7:15 when I walked into the men’s room.  As soon as opened the door I hear loud female groaning made during sex.  The occupant of the stall quickly was trying to stop the audio portion of the obvious porn he was watching.  Not wanting to miss an opportunity to embarrass the person, whom I knew, I said what the hell are you doing in there?  Are you trying to rub one out before work?  He quickly responded that it was a pop up spam that had infected his Samsung phone.  He walked out , washed up and left.  I couldn’t stop laughing.

Edited May 24, 2018 by El Moco

[Parliament 14325]

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[Tyler Durden 132]

Did you offer to help him with it?

[Beau Vine 54434]

Don't judge me.

[Underdog 28775]

Any idea what porn he was watching?  Link?  Asking for a friend, a very special friend. 

[woohorn 1131]

Isn't that why it's called the HANDY-capped stall?

So we can't leave our ink in the company sink now either?

[Whitman 694]

Scat porn at Eskimo Hut Corporate offices is the thing so I hear.

Edited May 24, 2018 by Whitman

[Hate 20146]

[Buck Strickland 380]

What part does Johnny's ears play in this story?

[Celery Man 21001]

Which does he punch first - the clown or the clock?

[El Moco 45]

3 hours ago, woohorn said:

Isn't that why it's called the HANDY-capped stall?

So we can't leave our ink in the company sink now either?

How did you know what stall he was using?  

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

Don't judge me.

[RollLeft 5045]

[Underdog 28775]

 

[deadshank 24653]

Did he take a wide stance?

[Capt 235]

Ahh the ole number 3 in the morning. Don't judge till you try it.