now it's cultural...

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

shank...you in, too?

World Record Orgy Location Moved After Las Vegas Hotel Pulls Out

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• The quest to break the Guinness Record for the world’s largest orgy is still plowing ahead, despite the original venue for the event getting cold feet.

Sin City 8 is less than two weeks away from attempting to break the record, currently held by Japan, of 500 people simultaneously having sex.  The attempt is part of a gigantic sex-filled weekend that was set to take place at the Embassy Suites in Las Vegas, but apparently the hotel didn’t know what they were getting themselves into when the weekend was originally booked and have since bailed.

Unfortunately Sin City 8 had already sold a ton of tickets, which included guests staying at the hotel, and the promoters were not going to throw their patrons out (naked) in the street.

The management at the Embassy Suites Las Vegas tells The Blast, “We have reached an agreement with the group. Guests of the group are welcome to stay at our hotel but no events of any kind associated with Sin City 8 will take place at the Embassy Suites.”

They continue, “When we became fully aware of the nature of the functions intended to be held at the hotel, we advised the group that the events were not consistent with the standards and environment we support and consequently will not be permitted to take place at our property.”

Luckily, organizers were able to scramble and find a suitable venue for the parties and the world record breaking attempt.  We’re told the parties and vendors for Sin City 8 will now be hosted at The Artisan Hotel, and the orgy will take place at the Erotic Heritage Museum.

We’re told free shuttles will be available to take the guests back and forth between the parties and hotel.

The Erotic Heritage Museum is a 24,000 sq ft building dedicated to the history of erotica and houses educational, performance and exhibit space.

We’re guessing this falls under the “performance” category, and should be the perfect setting for America to claim the world record.

"plowing ahead"...fucking dork.

[Kennythetiger 9585]

+rep to the headline maker for phrasing

[NastyDreams 11]

According to the true history of having a Bacchanal, they won't have achieved a real appreciation until they get drunk enough to throw up on each other.  Tickets please.

[Lazarus Bocanegra 311]

2 hours ago, NastyDreams said:

According to the true history of having a Bacchanal, they won't have achieved a real appreciation until they get drunk enough to throw up on each other.  Tickets please.

if we're gonna be technical about it, it won't be a bacchanal without the sparagmos and omophagia, the tearing apart and eating of raw flesh

 

 

[Macanudo 13258]

500 is the record?   Shit, I figured that was a normal night back in the old Playboy Mansion days.

[Beau Vine 55830]

24 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

500 is the record?   Shit, I figured that was a normal night back in the old Playboy Mansion days.

[obligatory] Or your mom. [/obligatory]

[OrangEngr 1035]

Who’s surprised Japan currently has the record?

[deft 7047]

Well I guess it depends on if you’re counting individual tentacles as a person or not

[texasjacket 289]

So how does one participate in said event? I mean if you happen to wonder by, can you join in? Who is the judge to verify said event? Will there be a viewing area? Asking for a friend.

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

On 5/24/2018 at 1:33 PM, OrangEngr said:

Who’s surprised Japan currently has the record?

That's a shitload of pixelization. 

[Guest]

On 5/24/2018 at 12:49 PM, Macanudo said:

500 is the record?   Shit, I figured that was a normal night back in the old Playboy Mansion days.

This.

 

There's at least 535 in the circle jerk at the capital in DC.  

( admittedly CR, but not partisan)

[NeverMarryAStripper 22242]

Yes, but those 535 are fucking all 300 million of us

[Steel Shank 9533]

In like a mofo.

[General Specific 3484]

Yes, but those 535 are fucking all 300 million of us

So, 300 million is not in the record books? I smell a conspiracy!