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Let's Talk About Poop  

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  1. 1. What is your poop shape?

    • Rabbit Droppings
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    • Bunch of Grapes
    • Corn on the Cob
    • Sausage
    • Chicken Nuggets
    • Porridge
    • Gravy
  2. 2. What is your poop color?

    • Brown
    • Light Green
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    • Very Green
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    • Black
    • White
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    • Red
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    • Yellow
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Posted
8 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where is all of the above depending on food eaten and alcohol consumed? 

This is about your most common dumps.

However, the comments is where we try and find a root cause by sharing our experiences.

I once ate a lot of German food and beer followed up with some whiskey and had foul yellow chicken nugget poop the next day.

 

Posted
16 minutes ago, Hate said:

That's my point...I have no common poop.  It's different from day to day.

That is not a good thing. lulz

Posted
6 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

6 and 7 most recently. Gallbladder removal will do it to ya. (Fuck I’m old. I had an old man surgery)

Username almost checks out if you read it as Fud Belly.

 

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Posted
18 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I have to follow this thread out of professional interest.  Although in the biz we call them brown bass (corn on the cob) or brown trout (sausage).

Well if that ain’t a “user name fits” moment I don’t know what is. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

My favorite poo is the one where it feels like you just nuked an entire city and you go to wipe but it's clean.

Get on a regular fiber regimen and it's like that every time. 

Posted
On 2/6/2022 at 8:38 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Where is the massive firewood log option?

No didn't add the softball poop option either.

Once I stopped at a Whataburger in Lubbock with a friend. Buddy walks into the restroom and then comes back out a few seconds later laughing saying "dude, you have to see this."

I walk into the bathroom he is bending over laughing and points to a toilet "look" he says. I looked into the toilet and saw a softball size turd. Never seen one of those before.

My buddy kicks the handle and the turd doesn't flush.

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