choose your poo

[F250 28826]

 

 

Edited February 5, 2022 by F250

[TwiceHorn 31577]

First with the brown sausages.  Or corn.

[Scheiss Meister 8413]

I have to follow this thread out of professional interest.  Although in the biz we call them brown bass (corn on the cob) or brown trout (sausage).

[F250 28826]

My assumption is that the "Hey Steelshank" posters will trend towards Yellow - Gravy poop.

 

[TwiceHorn 31577]

Haemorrhoids!  From the faeces!

[Surly Bevo 25211]

I don't see solid gold excellence as a choice.

[Js1 85612]

17 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I don't see solid gold excellence as a choice.

[52-80 19271]

Its basically like a caramel froyo

[Hate 20148]

Where is all of the above depending on food eaten and alcohol consumed? 

[F250 28826]

8 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where is all of the above depending on food eaten and alcohol consumed? 

This is about your most common dumps.

However, the comments is where we try and find a root cause by sharing our experiences.

I once ate a lot of German food and beer followed up with some whiskey and had foul yellow chicken nugget poop the next day.

 

[Hate 20148]

That's my point...I have no common poop.  It's different from day to day.

[F250 28826]

16 minutes ago, Hate said:

That's my point...I have no common poop.  It's different from day to day.

That is not a good thing. lulz

[Fudbelty 2791]

6 and 7 most recently. Gallbladder removal will do it to ya. (Fuck I’m old. I had an old man surgery)

[Pato del Muerto 52623]

I know that runny and yellow means you are a bad teammate. 

[F250 28826]

6 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

6 and 7 most recently. Gallbladder removal will do it to ya. (Fuck I’m old. I had an old man surgery)

Username almost checks out if you read it as Fud Belly.

 

[jeevsie 3740]

18 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I have to follow this thread out of professional interest.  Although in the biz we call them brown bass (corn on the cob) or brown trout (sausage).

Well if that ain’t a “user name fits” moment I don’t know what is. 

[Doze 1322]

[HRSchenker 2275]

My favorite poo is the one where it feels like you just nuked an entire city and you go to wipe but it's clean.

[Chooky 13319]

F250 has successfully duped all of you into participating in his fetish under the guise of medical curiosity. 

[Armybrat 40929]

Good thing I’m going blind.

Now the Covid needs to work on my sense of smell.

[RPM 26363]

 

[South Austin 52633]

 

[Deej 76964]

2 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

My favorite poo is the one where it feels like you just nuked an entire city and you go to wipe but it's clean.

Get on a regular fiber regimen and it's like that every time. 

[WhatTheBuck 28811]

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Good thing I’m going blind.

How do you know when you’re done wiping?

[Armybrat 40929]

By feel of course.

[Marfa Low Crown 2548]

My favorite dumps are the ones where the toilet water looks like that crazy snake wine they sell in Asian markets. Can OP add this option? 

[TrashMaster G 17630]

Where is the massive firewood log option?

[closetohumping 17482]

This site has gone to shit

[NeverMarryAStripper 21959]

For a minute I thought I had been redirected back to TOS

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

On 2/6/2022 at 5:24 PM, Marfa Low Crown said:

My favorite dumps are the ones where the toilet water looks like that crazy snake wine they sell in Asian markets. Can OP add this option? 

 

is that booze??!!??

 

 

[Celery Man 21004]

[F250 28826]

On 2/6/2022 at 8:38 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Where is the massive firewood log option?

No didn't add the softball poop option either.

Once I stopped at a Whataburger in Lubbock with a friend. Buddy walks into the restroom and then comes back out a few seconds later laughing saying "dude, you have to see this."

I walk into the bathroom he is bending over laughing and points to a toilet "look" he says. I looked into the toilet and saw a softball size turd. Never seen one of those before.

My buddy kicks the handle and the turd doesn't flush.