superbowl pregame

[Michael Knight 12898]

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Wants Anna Kendrick dead and doesn't like Miley's tits.... 

ztejas is the worst

[Guest]

Half those people they showed have no idea what inning it is.

Edited February 14, 2022 by slorch

[Gourmand 7774]

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

What kind of dumbass comes off the bench in shorts to celebrate. Send his dumbass home, now.

a former Houston Texan dumbass

[SizzleChest 8275]

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

What kind of dumbass comes off the bench in shorts to celebrate. Send his dumbass home, now.

And slides!  Running on the field in slides!

[RPM 26230]

Just now, Bullneck said:

Emmit Smith.  

Sippin some of his tequila.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Oh Matthew… 

[Gourmand 7774]

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Did you say Meadow?

she lives in Austin now and is married to Lenny Dykstra's son

[Michael Knight 12898]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

Half those people they showed have no idea what inning it is.

says the tech fan

[HiggyBaby 2516]

[Bullneck 18987]

FUCKING LARRY DAVID

[RPM 26230]

lulz Larry David

[kingkoopa6 8318]

[Brothahorn 10085]

FUCKING LARRY DAVID

lulz Larry David

Best one so far.

[Buzzrock 14871]

Fuck Salesforce

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

says the tech fan

Meh.  Our losses are cheaper than yours.

Much.

[elfenix 34171]

kinda felt like that was gonna be mcconaughey announcing his run for gov

[Bevo Num1 1004]

You hit that bong, too?

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

Fuck Salesforce

I said that as soon as it popped up.  My wife was like, 'Damn, that escalated quickly."

 

The best ad so far is for fucking crypto...LOLz.

Edited February 14, 2022 by slorch

[runthebone 7932]

Should have gone out of bounds

[Bullneck 18987]

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

Fuck Salesforce

Yeah, that was a headscratcher.

[Deej 76568]

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

she lives in Austin now

[Gourmand 7774]

how do you guys pay such close attention to the commercials? do you piss, text, and get more beer during the game?

[Underdog 28457]

More of #99 and fewer of Culture boy, Koop6. 

[ztejas 43266]

Hour and twenty minute first half seems reasonable for everyone complaining about the game length.

[Guest]

Just now, Gourmand said:

how do you guys pay such close attention to the commercials? do you piss, text, and get more beer during the game?

it drowns out Collinsworth, so ...

Yeah.

[tbone_ 14025]

how do you guys pay such close attention to the commercials? do you piss, text, and get more beer during the game?

You piss every commercial?

[Deej 76568]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

how do you guys pay such close attention to the commercials? do you piss, text, and get more beer during the game?

Some of us don't have women's bladders.

[tbone_ 14025]

Oh good the halftime show now

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

how do you guys pay such close attention to the commercials? do you piss, text, and get more beer during the game?

[tbone_ 14025]

And that was a quality interview. I for one learned a lot from that.

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

It’s go time baby. Gin and juice 

[elfenix 34171]

carol fuckin baskin

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

note to immamac: the surl should be hired out as a focus group

anyone who knows what salesforce is and watched that commercial said "WTF?"

and shame on bongoman he didn't need that money

i liked the cheetos/doritos animals

the fucking meta spot was awful and depressing

how does this shit make it past focus groups and get greenlighted for a jabillion$ spot?

[ztejas 43266]

I'm not sure we needed Kate McKinnon playing Carole Baskin. Woof.

[RPM 26230]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

how do you guys pay such close attention to the commercials? do you piss, text, and get more beer during the game?

[Michael Knight 12898]

did we really need a tiger king series?

[runthebone 7932]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Some of us don't have women's bladders.

Let's be fair, old men also

[HiggyBaby 2516]

43 YO white suburban moms refilling their rosé’s right about now. The shrieking is about to get real….

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Halftime show is either really good or really bad. This is my era so I hope it’s really good.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5784]

6 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I'm really only here for your pics, but not these ones. 

[Brothahorn 10085]

Old enough to remember when WWF had matches during halftime. Some pretty good ones too.

[tbone_ 14025]

note to immamac: the surl should be hired out as a focus group
anyone who knows what salesforce is and watched that commercial said "WTF?"
and shame on bongoman he didn't need that money
i liked the cheetos/doritos animals
the fucking meta spot was awful and depressing
how does this shit make it past focus groups and get greenlighted for a jabillion$ spot?

Because the world is full of idoits

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

did we really need a tiger king series?

[Horn80 6075]

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

did we really need a tiger king series?

Like a sore dick….

[TexArcher 37519]

It will likely be the greatest halftime performance of all time?

Not fucking likely, lady.

[RPM 26230]

WTF is wrong with the back of that guys neck???

[Michael Knight 12898]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

note to immamac: the surl should be hired out as a focus group

anyone who knows what salesforce is and watched that commercial said "WTF?"

and shame on bongoman he didn't need that money

i liked the cheetos/doritos animals

the fucking meta spot was awful and depressing

how does this shit make it past focus groups and get greenlighted for a jabillion$ spot?

its time to accept that you're no longer the target demographic, you want pillows and boner pills on cable news 

[tbone_ 14025]

Snoop like wtf is touching me biaaatch?

[elfenix 34171]

all new trunda?

[pops 6974]

Leslie Jones seems like a cunt