El Paso Man Thinks He Is in Arkansas

[Apep 645]

https://nypost.com/2022/02/10/texas-man-sleeping-with-his-sister-kills-her-after-she-has-sex-with-another-man/

 

Spoiler

A Texas man who had been sleeping with his own sister beat her to death with a baseball bat after he found out she had sex with another man, prosecutors said.

Jose Manuel Guzman, 32, allegedly killed his sister in the Canutillo home they shared when he attacked her with a “massage instrument” and a bat, the El Paso County district attorney told the El Paso Times.

Dude didn’t know he had a sister in Guatemala. Meets her as an adult. They start fucking. He kills her with a baseball bat and I’m guessing a magic wand when she cheats on him. 

[crash_davis 23,115]

what.the.fuck.

the world is completely apeshit. 

[52-80 19,243]

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4,977]

Its 2022 and they still can't say he beat her to death with a vibrating dildo?

[BabaYaga 15,318]

 

Edited February 11, 2022 by BabaYaga

[Js1 85,569]

Texas, the new Florida. 

[BERT 4,381]

[Guest Lobo]

21 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Its 2022 and they still can't say he beat her to death with a vibrating dildo?

Yeah, the incest, infidelity, and murder by baseball bat is okay for our kids to read.  But we’ll be dammed if we’re gonna celebrate masturbation in this good and decent Christian State!  This is what happens when you don’t have prayer in school.  
 

also, I’m reading this while laughing because I’m picturing the mayor in Naked Gun…”and assault with a vibrating dildo!!!”

[gmr548 16,614]

Texas is SEC-ready now.

[crash_davis 23,115]

the "massage instrument" pic was leaked.

['stache 21,864]

I thought the implication was that they met as adults not knowing they were siblings. Nope, met, knew they were related, fucked anyway. I really think we're close to the end of civilization. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,595]

We are devolving as a species, going back to following our baser instincts i our lizard brain. 
 

Language getting simpler instead of more complex is a good clue. Also communicating in pictographs/ hieroglyphs (emojis, memes) instead of words 

Edited February 11, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[South Austin 52,599]

A tie is like kissing fucking your sister.

[RPM 26,353]

[Sbbruin 21,881]

2 hours ago, BERT said:

I don't know what that's from, but it's disturbing.

[bolverk 29,717]

42 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We are devolving as a species, going back to following our baser instincts i our lizard brain. 
 

Language getting simpler instead of more complex is a good clue. Also communicating in pictographs/ hieroglyphs (emojis, memes) instead of words 

😱 😖 😩 😢 😭

[BERT 4,381]

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I don't know what that's from, but it's disturbing.

Me either. I was looking for the Hatchet Harry scene in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels where he beats the guy with a big black rubber dildo. 

[Guest Lobo]

I thought it was Vinnie Jones that does the beating at Harry's order?  The Beauty of "Lock Stock" is it's incredibly violent but only in suggestion and implication.  There's not actually a whole lotta blood 'n gore seen on screen.  There's a bit, but it's mostly the narration that stirs up the fucked up shit in your mind's eye.  Damn, what a great movie.  Makes me wanna drink whiskey, play cards, and tell lies all night. 

[Blotto 23,572]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We are devolving as a species, going back to following our baser instincts i our lizard brain. 
 

Language getting simpler instead of more complex is a good clue. Also communicating in pictographs/ hieroglyphs (emojis, memes) instead of words 

[RollLeft 5,045]

Why do i know that some of you need a pic of the sis before you judge.

[Longhornstampede 3,186]

4 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Why do i know that some of you need a pic of the sis before you judge.

Because, do you even Surl?

[Underdog 28,773]

On 2/11/2022 at 11:07 AM, BERT said:

Black dick, white hand, must've been a transplant recipient. 

[closetohumping 17,463]

Read the article but there was a link to an even more interesting story.  Anna Delvey, phony Russian heiress who ripped off a lot of people

[BERT 4,381]

On 2/11/2022 at 3:13 PM, Lobo said:

I thought it was Vinnie Jones that does the beating at Harry's order?  The Beauty of "Lock Stock" is it's incredibly violent but only in suggestion and implication.  There's not actually a whole lotta blood 'n gore seen on screen.  There's a bit, but it's mostly the narration that stirs up the fucked up shit in your mind's eye.  Damn, what a great movie.  Makes me wanna drink whiskey, play cards, and tell lies all night. 

This was a flash back scene where one of the guys was talking about how you didn't want to be owing Harry or something like that. 

[Gil Bang 26,012]

there may or may not be a "magic wand" in the GF's nightstand, and yeah, you could beat a guy to death with one of those. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,220]

On 2/11/2022 at 10:01 AM, BabaYaga said:

 

You're

[Errestaurants 2,570]

I’ve always enjoyed reading the Reddit threads about brother’s and sister’s fucking

[Trey3216 15,355]

On 2/11/2022 at 9:59 AM, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Its 2022 and they still can't say he beat her to death with a vibrating dildo?

‘atchet ‘arry 

[ztejas 43,533]

On 2/11/2022 at 9:19 AM, crash_davis said:

what.the.fuck.

the world is completely apeshit. 

Yeah nothing remotely this scandalous ever happened in the hundreds of thousands of years of human history that occurred before this. 

[Js1 85,569]

4 hours ago, Errestaurants said:

I’ve always enjoyed reading the Reddit threads about brother’s and sister’s fucking

[deadshank 24,653]

On 2/12/2022 at 7:44 PM, Underdog said:

Black dick, white hand, must've been a transplant recipient. 

That can be done??  
 

Hmmm.  

(edits Christmas wish list)

[BERT 4,381]

7 hours ago, deadshank said:

That can be done??  
 

Hmmm.  

(edits Christmas wish list)

You want a white hand?