Unruly assholes on airplanes and the "no fly" list

[Underdog 28437]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I definitely don't think that.

Surly internet rep points are what makes us important.

It's also a good Resume bullet point, have seen many a raised eyebrow(s) when Interviewer comes across it. 

[Satchel 6908]

There should be progressive discipline for those who put their hands on crew members. First offense should earn a year prohibition from flying. Second offense, 5 years. Third offense, perma ban with no appeal process.

[Sawbonz 27375]

Captain should be able to order corporal punishment in flight

[Homesickhorn 2201]

Before we go any further, we need to address the punishment for not getting rid of your spitter when having your standard mid-flight dip of Copenhagen.

[Nivek 16808]

Captain should be able to order corporal punishment in flight

Beatings will continue until the morale improves.

[Underdog 28437]

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[Macanudo 12922]

16 hours ago, Satchel said:

There should be progressive discipline for those who put their hands on crew members. First offense should earn a year prohibition from flying. Second offense, 5 years. Third offense, perma ban with no appeal process.

1st offense should be permaban.

[Biff Tannen 45477]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

1st offense should be permaban.

Seriously this. I know air travel sucks, but if you can’t handle it, you shouldn’t be allowed. We’re trying to have a society. 

[wildcat09 29187]

 

[RDCanecutter 26239]

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

 

If we would reinstate High School Drama classes, guys like this could get it out of their system by 12th grade.

[Satchel 6908]

Flight crews are vulnerable at 30,000 feet. Any passenger who lays a hand a crew member should be prohibited from flying. I’m just not convinced a drunken 19 year old girl who pushes away the hand of a flight attendant should be kept off planes for the rest of her life.

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

23 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Surly internet rep points are what makes us important.

it's the trim you bag that you can't tell anyone about that counts on judgment day

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

20 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Captain should be able to order corporal punishment in flight

stewardesses included, both giving and receiving

and when receiving, administered by pax with status

[Cap33 381]

On 2/17/2022 at 12:52 PM, Macanudo said:

When I used to fly for work, I enjoyed being out of contact with the world for that brief amount of time.   Put on me earphones, jam on some music and read a book for fun.   It was FABULOUS to not be working or answering emails. 

I loved flying for work for this.  If I can't bill for both the the travel and the extra work, then fuck it, I'm having a drink and reading a book.

[Macanudo 12922]

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Flight crews are vulnerable at 30,000 feet. Any passenger who lays a hand a crew member should be prohibited from flying. I’m just not convinced a drunken 19 year old girl who pushes away the hand of a flight attendant should be kept off planes for the rest of her life.

That 19 year old grows up to be a Karen who calls the cops on a kid with a lemonade stand.   Nip it in the bud early.

[Satchel 6908]

Just now, Macanudo said:

That 19 year old grows up to be a Karen who calls the cops on a kid with a lemonade stand.   Nip it in the bud early.

Or the 19 year old grows up to lead a repaired, exemplary life. The sentence should fit the crime. Proportionality is key here.

[Sawbonz 27375]

6 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Proportionality is key here.

This will never be a new surly motto

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

Proportionality is for aggy

[Asithappens 974]

17 hours ago, Satchel said:

Flight crews are vulnerable at 30,000 feet. Any passenger who lays a hand a crew member should be prohibited from flying. I’m just not convinced a drunken 19 year old girl who pushes away the hand of a flight attendant should be kept off planes for the rest of her life.

How about 10 years, then? Don't like that? Then don't get drunk and push away the hand of a flight attendant. 

[hookemATL 11596]

All air justice should be mob justice. Anyone fucking around gets to find out from the hands of all the unwashed chuds in coach. 

[DaysOff 7821]

I'll allow it.

[Sbbruin 21697]

SIAP. Chick is loooooony.

https://fb.watch/bgM_EapdnT/

[Homesickhorn 2201]

SIAP. Chick is loooooony.

https://fb.watch/bgM_EapdnT/

5:15 mark was when I realized what I should’ve known all along, her armpit hair.

[Nivek 16808]

SIAP. Chick is loooooony.

https://fb.watch/bgM_EapdnT/

Seems drunk to me.

[Sbbruin 21697]

35 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

5:15 mark was when I realized what I should’ve known all along, her armpit hair.

And likely smells like patchouli 

[Deej 76511]

Whoever makes the list shouldn't be allowed on any public transportation and banned from car rentals. Fuck them. 

Stay your ass at home. 

Edited February 19, 2022 by Deej

[RDCanecutter 26239]

4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

SIAP. Chick is loooooony.

https://fb.watch/bgM_EapdnT/

Another mind lost to the teaching of CRT and Yoga.

Just kidding. Obviously fried from jam bands.

Also, that's the weepy spiel her roommates hear whenever they ask her for her share of the rent.

[Sbbruin 21697]

4 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

5:15 mark was when I realized what I should’ve known all along, her armpit hair.

[Biff Tannen 45477]

The overlap of hippy granola people and right wing redneck assholes is a strange part of the simulation. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The overlap of hippy granola people and right wing redneck assholes is a strange part of the simulation. 

Oh, I don't know it's all that strange, Biff. I mean if we could travel back in time to Boston, Massachusetts I'm sure the folks surrounding Hester Prynne were an equal mix of Puritan shame-mongers and needlework enthusiasts. With social media, the algorithm finds the common thread.

[Homercles 10205]

I haven’t flown for work over a decade, but regardless of the reasons I absolutely love to fly…no kids to placate, no wife I need to worry about.  Get a few drinks in the bar, some Dewers on the plane, and uninterrupted time by myself = heaven.