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SIAP: Ranking the College Football Facilities


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Ranking college football's facilities.  Oregon number one.

There is no reason in Hell that Texas should not be continually in the top 5 in this ranking. At least we're ahead of the Sooners.

https://247sports.com/LongFormArticle/College-footballs-25-best-facilities-in-2022-ranked-182436036/#182436036_4

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Texas is always going to be somewhat limited by space considerations. Aggies can just go out to the back 40, tear down a mule shed, and build the 28 million dollar Gomer T. Justice football player massage parlor in its place.

Here's a thought: we build our players a ranch out in the Hill Country.  We fly them in via helicopter to school/practice every day.  The ranch accomodations are cleaned by licensed massage therapist coeds....

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15 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Texas is always going to be somewhat limited by space considerations. Aggies can just go out to the back 40, tear down a mule shed, and build the 28 million dollar Gomer T. Justice football player massage parlor in its place.

Here's a thought: we build our players a ranch out in the Hill Country.  We fly them in via helicopter to school/practice every day.  The ranch accomodations are cleaned by the Pom girls..

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On 2/19/2022 at 12:05 AM, Hornius Emeritus said:

There is no reason in Hell that Texas should not be continually in the top 5 in this ranking.

Other than the fact that spending tens of millions on player facilities is a stupid investment now that you can funnel tens of millions to recruits instead.  

The facilities arms race is what economists call "non-price competition" that results from price ceilings.  Now that price ceilings have been removed with NIL legislation, there's no reason for non-price competition.  

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5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Texas is always going to be somewhat limited by space considerations. Aggies can just go out to the back 40, tear down a mule shed, and build the 28 million dollar Gomer T. Justice football player massage parlor in its place.

Here's a thought: we build our players a ranch out in the Hill Country.  We fly them in via helicopter to school/practice every day.  The ranch accomodations are cleaned by licensed massage therapist coeds....

Black people stopped fucking w helicopters after Kobe

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Other than the fact that spending tens of millions on player facilities is a stupid investment now that you can funnel tens of millions to recruits instead.  

The facilities arms race is what economists call "non-price competition" that results from price ceilings.  Now that price ceilings have been removed with NIL legislation, there's no reason for non-price competition.  

What are you, a business professor or something?

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Other than the fact that spending tens of millions on player facilities is a stupid investment now that you can funnel tens of millions to recruits instead.  

The facilities arms race is what economists call "non-price competition" that results from price ceilings.  Now that price ceilings have been removed with NIL legislation, there's no reason for non-price competition.  

Your argument makes a lot of sense, the only hook i see right now tho is that kids can still get a fat bag on NSD1 and transfer 8 months later. They’ve got to figure something better than a wink and a hand shake when you’re giving 400k to a kid who’s never played a snap for you. Hell, for 400k i probably would’ve considered aggy too. Probably


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6 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Your argument makes a lot of sense, the only hook i see right now tho is that kids can still get a fat bag on NSD1 and transfer 8 months later. They’ve got to figure something better than a wink and a hand shake when you’re giving 400k to a kid who’s never played a snap for you. Hell, for 400k i probably would’ve considered aggy too. Probably


If that’s the case then it’s a 1 year problem that just passed, and we recruit from/into the portal going forward and still get the best 2-3 years of a player. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

If that’s the case then it’s a 1 year problem that just passed, and we recruit from/into the portal going forward and still get the best 2-3 years of a player. 

It seems like the portal is going to become a humongous part of the game, even more so than many of us estimated.

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