Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 47850]

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[Brisketexan 106663]

And that is DEFINITELY how it’s done.
The sketchier the vendor setup, the better the tamales.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And that is DEFINITELY how it’s done.
The sketchier the vendor setup, the better the tamales.

Verdad. Last time I was in Colorado, I had some Elk tamales that were unbelievably good. I think the secret ingredient was cocaine.

[Zepol87 9308]

Verdad. Last time I was in Colorado, I had some Elk tamales that were unbelievably good. I think the secret ingredient was cocaine.

Bought some good cheese from a guy in the parking lot of El Rancho a few weeks back

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[Vic Mackey 47850]

[MAUFRAIS 6734]

And Mario has 2 right hands

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[Vic Mackey 47850]

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[msucolt45 4213]

I’d beat the shit out of her! Court and attorneys cost, I’d still be way ahead with plenty of $$$$ to retire on!

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[Zepol87 9308]

I’d beat the shit out of her! Court and attorneys cost, I’d still be way ahead with plenty of $$$$ to retire on!

I'm guessing you don't know who that is

[luke duke 6447]

Bought some good cheese from a guy in the parking lot of El Rancho a few weeks back

Are we referring to heroin and Tylenol PM?

[luke duke 6447]

I'm guessing you don't know who that is

It’s either the tamale lady or the biggest female drug kingpin in the world.

[Vic Mackey 47850]

Today my daughter changed her profile picture. After maybe 5 minutes I get a text ..” I didn’t know she was dating a black boy, did you?”
It took me all day to think up a response, which I didn’t send personally but thought I would share for anyone else that “may not know”
Yes in fact I did know, but the color of his skin doesn’t define who he is. What does define who is he is how he treats my daughter.
I see my daughter dating a boy that comes to my house and shows me nothing but respect (a big deal in my book). It’s always Yes Ma’am, No Ma’am, we talk about football and baseball, he tells me bye when he leaves, and has not once shown me a lack of manners or respect.
I see my daughter dating a boy who treats her good. He takes her on dates, to ballgames, out to eat..not to a club or partying on the weekends.
I see my daughter dating a boy who takes her to church with him. Every Sunday. He plays in the band, she sits with his family. How many young men these days make church a priority? None of the others have.
He doesn’t hit her, cuss her, lie to her, or make her cry. Would I rather her date a white boy that did, to keep from her dating another race? Absolutely not.

So that’s my response to the question I was asked. And I know people have their own opinion, but at the end of the day, the fact that my daughter has someone that loves her and treats her like a queen makes me happy. That’s something I’ve never had in my life and I’m glad she does.

[Prepuce of Doom 21260]

Not sure whether this is the proper place to post this. 

Kind of funny in a "going to hell" kind of way... 

 

[Vic Mackey 47850]

So the first bite didn't give it away that it might not be yogurt?

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[GotThatFire 166]

Nice

[futureman 22672]

22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

who are these people

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53 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So the first bite didn't give it away that it might not be yogurt?

Or the fact he got it out of the garage instead of the refrigerator 

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[elfenix 34662]

Thanos?

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[Bullneck 19454]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

So the first bite didn't give it away that it might not be yogurt?

I've never eaten either so I couldn't tell ya.

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8 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

I'm guessing you don't know who that is

Imelda Marcos?

[Vic Mackey 47850]

"In the 19th century, to break a stone from their bladder, men had to pass a nail through their penis and then use a hammer to break it into pieces small enough to pass through their urethra. The lithotomy to eliminate the stones was performed without anesthesia until 1846"

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[Hate 20232]

Bob...Willy is a close second.

[mchookem 16737]

Snoop, for the laughs

[Vic Mackey 47850]

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[Armybrat 41334]

On 2/23/2019 at 10:20 AM, Walden Ponderer said:

Verdad. Last time I was in Colorado, I had some Elk tamales that were unbelievably good. I think the secret ingredient was cocaine.

Or was it the funny side salad?

[Jersey Man10 3748]

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Hell yeah

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[Bullneck 19454]

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Snoop, Willie, Marley.  Who's the other guy?

[futureman 22672]

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Snoop, Willie, Marley.  Who's the other guy?

some jew. 

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4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Snoop, Willie, Marley.  Who's the other guy?

Joe Rogan

[Archer 474]

35 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Joe Rogan

[SurlyBDR 23105]

My bad, you're right, its Joe Rogen