Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[kingkoopa6 8377]

4,5,3,6,2,1

[deft 6879]

3, kiss my ass.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Duck of Death is a -1 on that scale.

[Zepol87 9191]

4,5,3,6,2,1

Switch 6 and 3 and that's me. Cali has made you soft

[luke duke 6414]

3 is the correct answer. 4 is acceptable.

[markstanco 12609]

6.

Yea I said it.

[Vic Mackey 47149]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21236]

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

3.5-4

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I prefer my bacon all twisted up. I would send all these back and get sausage instead.

[Vic Mackey 47149]

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

First of all she's not using a strap on him.  She's using a strap on on him.  If she was using a strap on him she would be beating his ass with a leather strap.

[DallasHorn26 586]

Not sure if this goes here or boat owners thread.

[tbone_ 14160]

First of all she's not using a strap on him.  She's using a strap on on him.  If she was using a strap on him she would be beating his ass with a leather strap.

Same question though

[Vic Mackey 47149]

[Zepol87 9191]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

First of all she's not using a strap on him.  She's using a strap on on him.  If she was using a strap on him she would be beating his ass with a leather strap.

Not your first time huh?

[Vic Mackey 47149]

[Vic Mackey 47149]

[Vic Mackey 47149]

[Bullneck 19206]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8p5pVsj9U

[Vic Mackey 47149]

[Homesickhorn 2208]

Dogs don’t scare me?

[drifter379 1106]

Accurate

[Sbbruin 21886]

7 hours ago, DallasHorn26 said:

Not sure if this goes here or boat owners thread.

You could fuck shit up with that.  In.

[SDG 3319]

6 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Not your first time huh?

He married a stripper; what do you think?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Okay, I had to Google it before I found out why it's funny.

[Vic Mackey 47149]

[elfenix 34332]

Uh, yes.

[SHOOTER12 8828]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

12 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Uh, yes.

In a NY mf'n minute...

[Buffsoldier 1895]

8 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

In a NY mf'n minute...

Slowpoke.

[Longboard Horn 40512]

Why though?.....

[GotThatFire 166]

 If she don’t suck dick is she really even a woman? 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

Maybe not, but she's a wife

[Vic Mackey 47149]

[Vic Mackey 47149]

[ztejas 43536]

[Bullneck 19206]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Butterface?

[After irth 1244]

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

My wife makes considerably leas than that, and I haven’t worked in 8 years. 

I don’t wear lacey lingerie, though. I prefer silk and spandex. Show off my junk. 

[Longboard Horn 40512]

4 hours ago, After irth said:

My wife makes considerably leas than that, and I haven’t worked in 8 years. 

I don’t wear lacey lingerie, though. I prefer silk and spandex. Show off my junk. 

So THAT'S what you look like

[Topper13 3385]

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

[Vic Mackey 47149]

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Step 1- like.
Step 2- Share.
Step 3- Comment "PICK ME"

 

[Trey3216 15356]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

WARNING ALL..
I will choose people randomly on Facebook, everyone who * SHARES This Post * will receive a gift card, cash, and a big winner can win a car & house "Share Now"
Until the weekend !!! I will choose 600 lucky people. $ 60,000,000.00 - each only follows instructions.
Step 1- like.
Step 2- Share.
Step 3- Comment "PICK ME"

 

Lulz at the latex glove hand 

[Vic Mackey 47149]

[Bullneck 19206]

12 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Lulz at the latex glove hand 

What about the other Rolex?

[Vic Mackey 47149]

So because someone doesn't want to tip a driver, they are living off the government and need their kids taken away? And they are getting high. Lulz. 

[Vic Mackey 47149]

 

[Vic Mackey 47149]

[PittsburghTiger 6196]

17 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So because someone doesn't want to tip a driver, they are living off the government and need their kids taken away? And they are getting high. Lulz. 

Um, did you not see the hashtag?

#RealTalk

[DigglerontheHoof 21236]

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I think I see Justin's problem; he's been trying to date men.

[tbone_ 14160]

 

Last one seems risky.

[Vic Mackey 47149]