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THIS IS DEEP...
YOU saw him on facebook
•U check his Profile picture.
•He Drives A Range Rover Sport 2019!! 
.He is handsome.
•He inboxed you.
•You reply, all excited.
•You want 2 hook up.
•You set a date.
•You dress up in those Leggings With No underwear.
•Smelling good.
•You put on a make up - fresh breath and new weave.
•He takes you 4 lunch 
•He Takes you for. Drinks
•You two have a good time.
•He rubs your hand,
•Makes you laugh,
•Gives you looks and smiles.
•You stupidly fall in love.
•It's like you've known him Forever.
•He takes you to his apartment.
•He makes you feel comfortable and lays u on his bed.
•Kiss you passionately.
•You love his aggression, strength, power and you give in.
•It feels good.
•You know it's wrong, but it feels good.
•You ask for protection, he says it's too late.
•You obey and don't disturb.
•He says he loves you and you don't hesitate to say you love him too. He hits it nice and slow
•After, he goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water.
•He helps you drink it, ooohh man.
•You feel special.
•"He must be the one" you think to yourself.
•You get dressed.
•He takes you to the taxi park.
•He kisses you on the cheeks and says
•"I had a great time,"
•Gives You cash. 
•U smile and say.
•"See you tomorrow babe."
• He stays silent.
•Your taxi drives away,
•In the taxi u can't stop smiling.
•You get home and inbox him that you got home safe.
•He is online, but doesn't reply.
•It's unlike him, so you inbox him again.
•He doesn't respond.
•Minutes later you can't find him on ur friend list.
•HE BLOCKED YOU.
•Days, weeks, months passes by.
•You start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange with sores in your mouth.
•You go to the clinic.
•Get tested.
•Minutes later,
•Nurse walks in."I'm sorry. You're HIV Positive and Pregnant!"
•".HOW ?"
•You don't understand.
•Reality hits you.
•You walk home.
•Scared.
•Confused.
•You go to the bus stop.
•You lay, hopeless, emotionless.
•You see death coming nearer.
•You look into the sky & mumble a prayer.
That's the end of you.
Don't be that girl !Live well. Stop Chasing Material Things. Stop chasing SPONSORS!!
Be A Girl You Want Your Daughter To Be!
TO ALL THE LADIES.
LIVE A LIFE
NOT A LIE.

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NeverMarryAStripper

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11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

THIS IS DEEP...
YOU saw him on facebook
•U check his Profile picture.
•He Drives A Range Rover Sport 2019!! 
.He is handsome.
•He inboxed you.
•You reply, all excited.
•You want 2 hook up.
•You set a date.
•You dress up in those Leggings With No underwear.
•Smelling good.
•You put on a make up - fresh breath and new weave.
•He takes you 4 lunch 
•He Takes you for. Drinks
•You two have a good time.
•He rubs your hand,
•Makes you laugh,
•Gives you looks and smiles.
•You stupidly fall in love.
•It's like you've known him Forever.
•He takes you to his apartment.
•He makes you feel comfortable and lays u on his bed.
•Kiss you passionately.
•You love his aggression, strength, power and you give in.
•It feels good.
•You know it's wrong, but it feels good.
•You ask for protection, he says it's too late.
•You obey and don't disturb.
•He says he loves you and you don't hesitate to say you love him too. He hits it nice and slow
•After, he goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water.
•He helps you drink it, ooohh man.
•You feel special.
•"He must be the one" you think to yourself.
•You get dressed.
•He takes you to the taxi park.
•He kisses you on the cheeks and says
•"I had a great time,"
•Gives You cash. 
•U smile and say.
•"See you tomorrow babe."
• He stays silent.
•Your taxi drives away,
•In the taxi u can't stop smiling.
•You get home and inbox him that you got home safe.
•He is online, but doesn't reply.
•It's unlike him, so you inbox him again.
•He doesn't respond.
•Minutes later you can't find him on ur friend list.
•HE BLOCKED YOU.
•Days, weeks, months passes by.
•You start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange with sores in your mouth.
•You go to the clinic.
•Get tested.
•Minutes later,
•Nurse walks in."I'm sorry. You're HIV Positive and Pregnant!"
•".HOW ?"
•You don't understand.
•Reality hits you.
•You walk home.
•Scared.
•Confused.
•You go to the bus stop.
•You lay, hopeless, emotionless.
•You see death coming nearer.
•You look into the sky & mumble a prayer.
That's the end of you.
Don't be that girl !Live well. Stop Chasing Material Things. Stop chasing SPONSORS!!
Be A Girl You Want Your Daughter To Be!
TO ALL THE LADIES.
LIVE A LIFE
NOT A LIE.

53577786_2543026152405396_63431267243136

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Got home tonight to find this in my inbox: "I'm so terribly sorry about the death of your father. I just heard the news. My heart goes out to you, [Mrs. MaC], and your son and daughter."

So I freaked out and called him. He picked up on the third ring, sounding very cheerful. (He'd just seen Apollo 11 with my sister, and he's a space nerd.)

So what happened was this -- a Nashville paper ran a profile on my dad, and some dumbass read only the headline, which could maybe be construed as a headline for an obit, and announced on my dad's Facebook page that he had died. He even tagged some dude to break the sad news. This in spite of the fact that there is nothing in the article about my dad dying and the fact that he is referred to in the present tense throughout the piece. 

Come on people, read the fucking articles before you post shit like this. 

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Got home tonight to find this in my inbox: "I'm so terribly sorry about the death of your father. I just heard the news. My heart goes out to you, [Mrs. MaC], and your son and daughter."

So I freaked out and called him. He picked up on the third ring, sounding very cheerful. (He'd just seen Apollo 11 with my sister, and he's a space nerd.)

So what happened was this -- a Nashville paper ran a profile on my dad, and some dumbass read only the headline, which could maybe be construed as a headline for an obit, and announced on my dad's Facebook page that he had died. He even tagged some dude to break the sad news. This in spite of the fact that there is nothing in the article about my dad dying and the fact that he is referred to in the present tense throughout the piece. 

Come on people, read the fucking articles before you post shit like this. 

People gotta first.  Sorry about your dad.  Rip.

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On 3/7/2019 at 7:05 AM, CooterBrown said:

This is really a philosophical question. It’s not about the choice but it’s if these are your choices, is it a life worth living.

 

The thing that truly frightens me is the statistical certainty that, somewhere in the world, there is someone who would say, "Blake, obviously!"

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Vic Mackey

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"

So as most of you know, I worked at The Pho Shack for over two years. I was there since they opened. I was the General Manager at both locations
The Pho Shack - Sugar Land, Texas 
The Pho Shack Katy
but I was mostly at Sugarland. Last night I decided to say goodbye to the establishment. I called the owner and told him that I was quitting but I would finish the week out for him, on the phone everything it's fine but when updating the other owner about me quitting.... This is how he responds. By calling me a "Nigger" and a "bitch." 

I won't lie and say I wasn't surprised by his reaction. I was. It was a rude awakening that the stereotypes between black and Asians are still true. New generation or not. Regardless of how long you known them, how well you work, how trustworthy you were, if the family knows you, etc. You're still a nigger in their eyes. I guess my first sign should have been when the owners would casually say "nigga" until I told them it made me uncomfortable then they just tried not to say it around me. When I wanted to have a meeting about others saying it, it wasn't viewed as important. I should have just believed my gut feeling. 

I don't know if he meant for me to be apart of the group message with him calling me a nigger, or it that was the universe looking out for your girl. But I accept it either way. The Pho Shack is officially a closed chapter in my life. Oh, and to Danh... No, I won't "get on my knees and say sorry" because you dont deserve it.

*Flips another table* Peace✌🏾

 — with Olivia Bloxton,Tanasha Scott, Misterj Well and Jazzmin Jade Readeaux."

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