Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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[irishtexan 11522]

10 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

[Vic Mackey 47136]

38 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Uhhh wut?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Uhhh wut?

It's about to rain on their camel ranch. I thought that was obvious from context clues.

[ztejas 43528]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Repping this if only for the inimitable absurdity. 

[Kennythetiger 9441]

Really, though, did the cowboys really get that many Indians?  Now that I think about it that game doesn't really make much sense.

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All natural huh??

[CooterBrown 18022]

Really, though, did the cowboys really get that many Indians?  Now that I think about it that game doesn't really make much sense.

I would guess the Indians got the cowboys at a 100:1 rate. Otherwise, the army wouldn’t have been called in to wipe them out.

 

 

I would bet money my sister’s boyfriend has that pic on Facebook. Three years ago, he was going on about the coming Muslim ground war in south Texas.

[Trey3216 15352]

7 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I would guess the Indians got the cowboys at a 100:1 rate. Otherwise, the army wouldn’t have been called in to wipe them out.

 

 

I would bet money my sister’s boyfriend has that pic on Facebook. Three years ago, he was going on about the coming Muslim ground war in south Texas.

...Or on Dirtbike's computer

[MissingInAction 25174]

18 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Bitch, dont act like you dont know!

Thanks for the new avatar.

[Chooky 13317]

5 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Oh, that little guy?  I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

[Bullneck 19202]

3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Really, though, did the cowboys really get that many Indians?  Now that I think about it that game doesn't really make much sense.

It said "Cowboys and Muslims" not "Cowboys and Hindus."

[Sbbruin 21867]

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I was always under the impression the preferred cigarettes were Kools.

Edited April 4, 2019 by Sbbruin

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[Trey3216 15352]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Them toes are bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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[SurlyBDR 22832]

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

I can’t find Bert

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[Fudge Nuggets 19215]

11 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I was always under the impression the preferred cigarettes were Kools.

Thirty years ago, yes.  Times have changed:

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[Trey3216 15352]

14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Or when they won't let your sons play college ball after you sent them to a pro league in Lithuania.  

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[deft 6876]

All natural huh??

Means he’s still pre-op. There’s a wang there.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

On 4/2/2019 at 8:03 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Can somebody who speaks Urban tell me what Mr. Okra is saying? I worry that I might be missing something important.

[Vic Mackey 47136]

23 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Can somebody who speaks Urban tell me what Mr. Okra is saying? I worry that I might be missing something important.

People with big lips will snitch/tell on you in a heartbeat and he does not trust them.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

Thanks. I'll be sure to remember that.

[ButtFumble 5183]

[GotThatFire 166]

 So how do you end up at this job? Do you just really love buttholes? 

[PittsburghTiger 6195]

30 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 So how do you end up at this job? Do you just really love buttholes? 

asking for a friend?

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[demos 3004]

This looks like my cabinet right at this minute.

[Crusher 127]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Those dudes suck at wrestling. All of them getting their asses kicked by those chicks.

 

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[SDG 3319]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

IsntIsn’t pretty much every weekend?  

The differnce is can you afford it.  

Edited April 6, 2019 by SDG

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