Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Bullneck 19202]

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Oh, how 2007.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

you’re picking a team of three to fight against steven segal.  even with the best three from that group that fight is a toss-up.

I’m pretty sure that I could kick Steven Segal’s ass now

[futureman 22535]

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m pretty sure that I could kick Steven Segal’s ass now

in his prime steven segal was easily the best fighter alive.  today I bet there’s only a handful of people on the planet who could handle him one-on-one.  

[Vic Mackey 47134]

[SurlyBDR 22832]

48 minutes ago, futureman said:

in his prime steven segal was easily the best fighter alive.  today I bet there’s only a handful of people on the planet who could handle him one-on-one.  

I bet Mike White could kick his ass.

[tfoolry 8231]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Oh, how 2007.

That’s prob. when he was born. 

[tfoolry 8231]

49 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

They forgot to draw a penis on his face.  

[immortal13 4059]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m pretty sure that I could kick Steven Segal’s ass now

He will still break all of your fingers though

[Chooky 13317]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

in his prime steven segal was easily the best fighter alive.  today I bet there’s only a handful of people on the planet who could handle him one-on-one.  

 

[futureman 22535]

all those dudes are black belts too. segal’s heart rate didn't even change.  he is one the most cold-blooded and talented ninjas in the world.  

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I thought about Vic's Friends' Food for this one, but it came from Facebook, so... Personally, I have no idea what I think of this sandwich.

[SDG 3319]

45 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I thought about Vic's Friends' Food for this one, but it came from Facebook, so... Personally, I have no idea what I think of this sandwich.

Someone’s on a low carb diet. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

all those dudes are black belts too. segal’s heart rate didn't even change.  he is one the most cholesterol-blooded and fattest ninjas in the world.  

Fifty

[immortal13 4059]

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

 

Lulz

['stache 21841]

I thought about Vic's Friends' Food for this one, but it came from Facebook, so... Personally, I have no idea what I think of this sandwich.

I’d eat that.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[SurlyBDR 22832]

[SurlyBDR 22832]

[drifter379 1106]

in his prime steven segal was easily the best fighter alive.  today I bet there’s only a handful of people on the planet who could handle him one-on-one.  

No.

[BrickHorn 18278]

1 hour ago, drifter379 said:

No.

God dammit. Now we’re all gonna get our asses kicked.  Thanks a lot, asshole.

[Jerry Callo 8720]

14 hours ago, 'stache said:

I’d eat that.

Okies are known for enjoying large pickles.

[Jersey Man10 3539]

Karma.

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[mdmost 43033]

I'm loving all the Ring cameras that the people in my neighborhood have installed. It brings entertaining posts like how 5 different houses had footage of the same 4 teenage boys walking up and playing ding dong ditch and putting fart spray around the door before they run off. You'd think these teens were committing felonies with the mass terror the neighborhood seemed under and how people were trying to track them down. I can't wait for the Nest cam footage of someone's house being toilet-papered.

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[GotThatFire 166]

Lulz

[Ths71 472]

Dependable transportation. HEB area.


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[futureman 22535]

was that thing worth $2500 new?

[Lat22 4014]

Who knew that so many of my Facebook friends had been to the Norte Dame cathedral. Hits close to home. 

[Vic Mackey 47134]

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[Vic Mackey 47134]

[SHOOTER12 8820]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Don't worry bae, that head will keep them away.....

 

Head like a bastard cat I tell ya.....

[Vic Mackey 47134]

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[Jersey Man10 3539]

Jesus christ.

[yoshi 137]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ugh...Kaidyn.

[Vic Mackey 47134]

58 minutes ago, yoshi said:

Ugh...Kaidyn.

Top 3 whiskey tango names out there.

[Vic Mackey 47134]

[Vic Mackey 47134]

[Vic Mackey 47134]

This always make me chuckle. These women accept and request thousands of males they don't know and put their life story on social media. This particular one posted all kinds of shit. But now they whine when the attention isn't always what they want. Newsflash, no one gives a fuck if you delete your FB. You are a dime a dozen on these males' friends list.