Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 47,170]

[Zepol87 9,195]

Elena and Lucy just got a new friend

[ButtFumble 5,183]

44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

isn't her business probably how she ended up in jail in the first place?

 

 

[Jerry Callo 8,744]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Can someone please help me figure out what this thing is. Looks kinda like a dog but its feet, eyes, and tail definitely aren’t like any dog I’ve ever seen. It’s got me a little concerned!

Chupacabra

[SurlyBDR 22,853]

[Vic Mackey 47,170]

I dated someone who made it clear this was a deal breaker for her if the guy does not walk closest to the road when they are walking together. She actually broke up with a man because he didn't do that

[futureman 22,555]

33 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I dated someone who made it clear this was a deal breaker for her if the guy does not walk closest to the road when they are walking together. She actually broke up with a man because he didn't do that

he shouldn’t have been such a beta

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

36 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

52 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I dated someone who made it clear this was a deal breaker for her if the guy does not walk closest to the road when they are walking together. She actually broke up with a man because he didn't do that

I've made it pretty clear to my daughter she should avoid guys who don't do this.

[SurlyBDR 22,853]

[SurlyBDR 22,853]

[Kennythetiger 9,483]

14 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I've made it pretty clear to my daughter she should avoid guys who don't do this.

So you'd rather have her closer to the bums on the sidewalk?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,528]

The only real danger you face walking close to the road is if it rained recently, you might get wet by a car hitting a puddle.  Otherwise the girl walking on the inside has to deal with bumping up against everyone walking the other direction. 

The gentleman rule here seems to serve no purpose other than tradition.

[achooloco 1,086]

This ain’t England, the guy still walks road side but both on the right part of the sidewalk. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,821]

She's more likely to get taken out by a scooter walking on the inside like that.

[Armybrat 40,931]

20 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Obviously she’s saving up to go to the dentist.

[cactusflinthead 27,608]

Possibly genius 

 

[Armybrat 40,931]

NSA oughta recruit that guy. Lulz

[ztejas 43,549]

7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Possibly genius 

 

Austin, TX, Rio, what's the difference. 

[SHOOTER12 8,836]

26 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Possibly genius 

 

I can dig it....

[Hate 20,148]

Hell yes!

[SurlyBDR 22,853]

What's his Surly name?

[MissingInAction 25,211]

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

Possibly genius 

 

Reminds me of fhe opening of Terminator.

[SurlyBDR 22,853]

[futureman 22,555]

3 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Possibly genius 

 

a nice little vision into the future of warfare. 

[Bullneck 19,218]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Challenge accepted.

[hundredTT 578]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Running butthole challenge? 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,360]

On 7/14/2019 at 3:47 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

I've made it pretty clear to my daughter she should avoid guys who don't do this.

Well done. 

[Zepol87 9,195]

I'm down

[futureman 22,555]

so get it done and report back with photographic evidence 

[Guest Lobo]

Isn't Tajin one of the bad guys from Street Fighter?  I would definitely Hadouken that ass 

[Trey3216 15,378]

8 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Possibly genius 

 

Red Five?

Go 

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[GotThatFire 166]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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 They intended deep meaning, but what they actually made was artwork for a “my pillow” commercial 

[Vic Mackey 47,170]

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[Speedtrucker 2,082]

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Uncle Geronimo no slab accent going on here...

[Homesickhorn 2,208]

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Oh this bitch is a gold mine. You have to pace yourself though, because reading too many of her posts at once could trigger a stroke.






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[DaysOff 7,977]

The more I read, the more I think humanity was a mistake.

[tbone_ 14,192]

Well giving everyone a voice with technology certainly was.

[Bullneck 19,218]

Curtis must have eats his spinach that morning.