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***REPOST***

😭😭😭
After 4 Weeks of Unprotected Sex
Girlfriend: Hey baby
Boyfriend: Hey Babe
Girlfriend: I wanna tell you Something.
Boyfriend: Umm ok shoot.
Girlfriend: Please promise me you won't get
mad.
Boyfriend: (Got a bit nervous) are you telling or
not?
Girlfriend: (Started to cry) I... I... I... I... I
think... Babe i think i'm pregnant
Boyfriend: Whaaaaaaaaat?
Girlfriend: Yeah... I am pregnant i missed my
period
Boyfriend: You gotta be kidding right?
Girlfriend: No babe how can i joke about
something like this.
[Boyfriend hangs up the phone... The girl spent ages crying thinking she had lost him for good. After 30 minutes she hears a knock on the door... BOOM it's her boyfriend, kneeling down on the floor]
Boyfriend: 200 billions stars, 7 continents, 196
countries, 9 planets, 21 province, 2 capital cities and i have had the privilege of meeting such a sophistrated, intelligent, motivated, beautiful woman like you... Let me correct you...
You're not pregnant, WE are pregnant...
We're both responsible for the baby... I will
support you and our baby. So the love of my
life...
Will you marry me?
Girlfriend: It's not yours.

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I love the constant sharing of hoax stories with random pictures attached and people keep blindly sharing. Dumb asses.

"11 YR. OLD WHO SHOT ILLEGALS ??
A Shotgun-armed Preteen vs. Illegal Alien Home Invaders.
Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11-year-old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
It seems these crooks never learned two things:
1. They were in Montana.
2. Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.
Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12-gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.
Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor, only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee-crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.
When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.
It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45-caliber handgun he took during another home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David 0'Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.
Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news?
An 11-year-old girl, properly trained, defended her home, and herself against two murderous, illegal immigrants and she wins.
She is still alive. Now THAT is Gun Control!
Thought for the day: Calling an illegal alien an undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist.'
I BELIEVE YOU'LL PROBABLY PASS THIS ON!!!!!!"

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6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

***REPOST***

😭😭😭
After 4 Weeks of Unprotected Sex
Girlfriend: Hey baby
Boyfriend: Hey Babe
Girlfriend: I wanna tell you Something.
Boyfriend: Umm ok shoot.
Girlfriend: Please promise me you won't get
mad.
Boyfriend: (Got a bit nervous) are you telling or
not?
Girlfriend: (Started to cry) I... I... I... I... I
think... Babe i think i'm pregnant
Boyfriend: Whaaaaaaaaat?
Girlfriend: Yeah... I am pregnant i missed my
period
Boyfriend: You gotta be kidding right?
Girlfriend: No babe how can i joke about
something like this.
[Boyfriend hangs up the phone... The girl spent ages crying thinking she had lost him for good. After 30 minutes she hears a knock on the door... BOOM it's her boyfriend, kneeling down on the floor]
Boyfriend: 200 billions stars, 7 continents, 196
countries, 9 planets, 21 province, 2 capital cities and i have had the privilege of meeting such a sophistrated, intelligent, motivated, beautiful woman like you... Let me correct you...
You're not pregnant, WE are pregnant...
We're both responsible for the baby... I will
support you and our baby. So the love of my
life...
Will you marry me?
Girlfriend: It's not yours.

Yeah, he knocks at the door.. bottle of chloroform in one hand and a coat hanger in the other.

Bunch of romantic dreamer bullshit.

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