Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Kennythetiger 9441]

My childhood pet got run over by my dad, thank you very much.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

All my childhood pets now live on a pet retirement ranch somewhere

[Vic Mackey 47136]

[SurlyBDR 22832]

[demos 3004]

[SurlyBDR 22832]

[Nice Guy Eddie 13522]

On 11/4/2019 at 7:53 PM, Stella Link said:

And of course, Loop 610 has its own....

 

What doesn’t make sense? 

[mulletpelini 5216]

5 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

hell I'd pay a trash and winter water bill for sure for that.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[futureman 22538]

looks like cat’s running out of material. 

[MissingInAction 25175]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

looks like cat’s running out of material. 

[Vic Mackey 47136]

She got her make up and lashes on, nice bun, Jordans on and look descent mean while her son need a haircut and some new pants and some children’s socks cause them adult socks he got on prolly got his shoes feeling tight and y’all Making excuses for her...CPS need to get her period!!

[Tailgate 3023]

[Speedtrucker 2076]

Oh God...

[SurlyBDR 22832]

[Longboard Horn 40467]

How you know she’s from the hood and don’t know anything else outside section 8

[Longboard Horn 40467]

[SurlyBDR 22832]

[Zepol87 9191]

looks like cat’s running out of material. 

[Longboard Horn 40467]

22 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Hey, it’s me! 

[mulletpelini 5216]

The woman's a stone-faced liar.  I pulled out of her really early on that one.

[demos 3004]

 

Thought about posting this in lol thread, because I laughed but it came from Facebook, so...

Edited November 9, 2019 by demos

[SurlyBDR 22832]

 

https://www.facebook.com/776661985869680/posts/1368882976647575/

 

[CooterBrown 18022]

Hey, it’s me! 

Why are you upset? you’re not pregnant and you already have the herp.

[Longboard Horn 40467]

18 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Why are you upset? you’re not pregnant and you already have the herp.

Ha! Very funny. Although on a serious note, she’s not pregnant so there’s a plus. 

[SurlyBDR 22832]

 

https://www.facebook.com/1153654201430726/posts/1984554008340737/

 

[SurlyBDR 22832]

[futureman 22538]

how much cash in hand would it take to press your face into the center of that wet spot and take deep breaths through your nose for one full minute?

[futureman 22538]

I’d probably do it for a briefcase with $750K

[mulletpelini 5216]

I bet you'd do it for way less.

[deft 6876]

One Popeyes sandwich and $23 in dimes and nickels

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Thank YOU VETS!!

[Buck Strickland 380]

Urge to kill high

[Jersey Man10 3540]

Oh lord

[futureman 22538]

so who is that guy

[markstanco 12591]

so who is that guy

My sarcasm meter broken?

[SurlyBDR 22832]

No fucking cr 

[SurlyBDR 22832]

[futureman 22538]

whoa

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

What is the sound of one hand disintegrating?

[Hate 20140]

No fucking cr 

She’s never sucked a dick in her life. /no cr

[Hate 20140]

No fucking cr 

She’s never sucked a dick in her life. /no cr

[SurlyBDR 22832]

 

https://www.facebook.com/257540584590872/posts/1048170702194519/

 

[Jerry Callo 8722]

5 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

https://www.facebook.com/257540584590872/posts/1048170702194519/

 

Does that mean that she's really a man?

[DigglerontheHoof 21219]

gender reveal?

[GotThatFire 166]

15 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

gender reveal?

 The best one ever if you ask me 

[tfoolry 8231]

33 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

https://www.facebook.com/257540584590872/posts/1048170702194519/

 

One year later:

 

[Brothahorn 10087]

 

 

[tfoolry 8231]