Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Longboard Horn 40,939]

I don’t understand… But I’m intrigued

[Longboard Horn 40,939]

[Longboard Horn 40,939]

[purplepride95 6,890]

[smuggs 9,354]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I don’t understand… But I’m intrigued

This needs to be airbrushed on the side of a van.

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,829]

16 minutes ago, smuggs said:

This needs to be airbrushed on the side of a van.    Chuck-E-Cheese's everywhere.

 

FIFY.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

21 minutes ago, smuggs said:

This needs to be airbrushed on the side of a van.

 

A pizza delivery van.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,506]

NMNM

Edited January 6, 2020 by Hornius Emeritus

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,437]

I thought nutjob Justin moved to Colorado last year? What the fuck brought him back to Austin, the place he despises?

And lol at his "pretending to be poor" act. His parents are probably still paying his cell phone bill.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

What I took from that was that he works in a call center and makes $30 k a year.

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I thought nutjob Justin moved to Colorado last year? What the fuck brought him back to Austin, the place he despises?

And lol at his "pretending to be poor" act. His parents are probably still paying his cell phone bill.

He never moved. He was full of shit as usual. He just loves to sit on social media and tell everyone how misunderstood he is and how much Austin sucks. And how much better he is than everyone who lives there.

[After irth 1,245]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I just love his full conversations...with himself. What a moron.....

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

[Speedtrucker 2,085]

I just love his full conversations...with himself. What a moron.....

Most people argue with themselves in the shower...

[After irth 1,245]

40 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

Most people argue with themselves in the shower...

MOST people, huh?  Really?  You’re sure of this?

[After irth 1,245]

47 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Damn. I am shockingly disgusting. 

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

Justin's Instagram post

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,437]

His instragram is doktorj? As in Doctor J?

Sheeeeeit

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

[SurlyBDR 22,896]

[SurlyBDR 22,896]

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

Pass this along!!!

[mulletpelini 5,216]

7 hours ago, After irth said:

Damn. I am shockingly disgusting. 

how many $200's, $700's and $2500's are we talking about?

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

[mulletpelini 5,216]

On 1/1/2020 at 11:46 AM, EE2B said:

Is there anyone who posts here that did not know who that was based on the picture alone?

There's mfers on here who don't know who Bob Lilly, Don Shula or Larry Csonka are fuckface

[MissingInAction 25,316]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Tyrone needs to get his trans shit together, again.

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

Poor Justin

[smuggs 9,354]

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Justin's Instagram post

[purplepride95 6,890]

[retsevlys 408]

friend of mine

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

[smuggs 9,354]

[purplepride95 6,890]

[Vic Mackey 47,372]

[smuggs 9,354]

^^^ @Thujone - potential client.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

To be fair to Ms. Paltrow, we don't actually know the actual Ph of the water in question, so maybe it's only less alkaline.

[futureman 22,565]

the pH of the water you pay $5/liter for is completely and totally irrelevant to your physiology.  

[woohorn 1,131]

Paltrow needs the lemon flavor to get rid of the taste of Weinstein's dik.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

37 minutes ago, futureman said:

the pH of the water you pay $5/liter for is completely and totally irrelevant to your physiology.  

Not entirely. The higher the pH, the more likely you are too stupid to remember to eat, and are therefore likely to be really, really thin.

[tbone_ 14,292]

I thought stupid people were fat

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

12 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I thought stupid people were fat

The typical SEC fan would tend to bear out that opinion, yes. I am merely hypothesizing regarding those who are too stupid to remember to eat. 

[SurlyBDR 22,896]

[Tom 2,960]

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Bottled water is a huge waste of money and all that plastic is going to end up in the Pacific Ocean?

Edited January 9, 2020 by Tom