Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[justhookit 4191]

5 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Every month you have a conversation with a different person about various foreign languages and always seem to find someone this misinformed?

I think 99% of his “conversations” are taking place inside his own head.

[PilotsError 2286]

59 minutes ago, Lobo said:

As silly as that is supposed to be, on a monthly basis I still encounter people who just assume that the language spoken in any given country is the name of that country

 

No you don't.

[Guest Lobo]

You don’t work with as many ill prepared high school students as I do.  Ask a trump voter that they speak in Iraq and see what happens. 

[rage-a-holic 4381]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You don’t work with as many ill prepared high school students as I do.  Ask a trump voter that they speak in Iraq and see what happens. 

You really need to see a professional about your TDS. It's treatable.

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, but it keeps me warm.  

[futureman 22444]

18 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Derka's lil cuz

 

 

it is truly unbelievable to me that a human being is capable of doing this with a loaded revolver.  just truly unbelievable.  fuck, that grinds my gears, what a fucking moron.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21875]

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Although I can't wait to hear what these all-stars think the official language of Trinidad and Tobago is?  

I’m not sure, but I think it has something to do with weed

[Born Burnt 6177]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Ask a trump voter that they speak in Iraq and see what happens. 

Iz dont noe what dey speeks over dere, but Iz bet day drive dis.

[Guest Lobo]

Well, we know what the T stands for in T-Bar Roof, bitches!  

That thing has "Eric T-Finger Party" written all over it.  I mean, not literally.  But in Camaro language.  Which is the official language of Slovenia or Malta, or somesuch shit down in dirty Europe.  

[Terry Silver 219]

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Why so serious?

[Brothahorn 10087]

 

 

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[mulletpelini 5210]

F4E

[purplepride95 6890]

 

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[Longboard Horn 40296]

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[Longboard Horn 40296]

Why?

[Vic Mackey 47012]

Did someone on here forget their ATM receipt?

[tfoolry 8202]

Gotta be one of Kamyar Damaghi’s. 

[futureman 22444]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Did someone on here forget their ATM receipt?

ah shit my bad. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Did someone on here forget their ATM receipt?

Can't be Rocko's -- there's no price tag on the pants.

[HOOKEM4 5036]

There are people out there with 3.5 mil in a wells fargo checking account? You might have found a recent lotto winner.

[futureman 22444]

44 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

There are people out there with 3.5 mil in a wells fargo checking account? You might have found a recent lotto winner.

photoshopped imo

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[DigglerontheHoof 21183]

33 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

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She certainly isn't...

[EE2B 1565]

Dem titties ain’t flat.

[smuggs 9353]

She's a certified "lymphologist", so she knows a thing or two about the Earth.

 

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Michelle is an author, a passionate raw food chef and instructor, a licensed holistic health practitioner, a certified lymphologist, and a mother of two. Michelle is the cooking school instructor for the NEWSTART Lifestyle Program at the Weimar Institute. Michelle earned her Raw Food Chef and Instructor certification from the world famous Living Light Culinary Arts Institute, and a Bachelor of Science degree from the prestigious United States Military Academy at West Point, where she served in the military for 5 years.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Buck Strickland 380]

If tits were brains...

[PilotsError 2286]

Yeah the pic is from 2018 but the reason I posted it is because it's still in my feed.  The conversation has been ongoing to almost two years and never leaves.  I only met her three years ago, but I don't think she started believing in all this shit until her husband died.  I wonder if it's a distraction.  Either way, she's nice to look at and fun to follow for entertainment.  

[Vic Mackey 47012]

Her chest definitely is not flat.

[Vic Mackey 47012]

Driving a Camaro is balling?

 

[Sbbruin 21829]

On 2/8/2020 at 6:11 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Damn, I'm almost through my second kid's set of braces.  I wonder how much more it would have been to go this route?

[Sbbruin 21829]

5 hours ago, PilotsError said:

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The cray is off the charts, so the sex is no doubt on fire.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The cray is off the charts, so the sex is no doubt on fire.

Maybe, but the sandwiches would be made by a raw food chef, so they undoubtedly suck. It's a wash, at best.

[Storm the Field 5294]

Somebody should really make a joke juxtaposing her characterization of the earth as being flat vs. the size and shape of her ample bosom.

4th time's a charm.

[Vic Mackey 47012]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Armybrat 40822]

She isn’t.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

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[Vic Mackey 47012]