Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[ztejas 43546]

29 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

cumming on it

[GotThatFire 166]

I’d leave

[Longboard Horn 40544]

I went to high school with this guy. Not friends with him on Facebook, but a friend sent me some of his best rants. No CR. what makes it hilarious is that either nobody comments or reacts to hardly any of his shit.






Apparently he’s also a male feminist, or claims to be.

[Longboard Horn 40544]

[Zepol87 9195]

As long as there is no dick pops out of the jeans I'm good to go

 

[Bullneck 19215]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Put on a condom.

[ztejas 43546]

40 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I went to high school with this guy. Not friends with him on Facebook, but a friend sent me some of his best rants. No CR. what makes it hilarious is that either nobody comments or reacts to hardly any of his shit.






Apparently he’s also a male feminist, or claims to be.

I knew it was going to be good the second I saw the star wars rebellion insignia as his prof pic 

[tfoolry 8239]

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

[Vic Mackey 47163]

"Pourin up tonight!

[Vic Mackey 47163]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

I went to high school with this guy. Not friends with him on Facebook, but a friend sent me some of his best rants. No CR. what makes it hilarious is that either nobody comments or reacts to hardly any of his shit.


Apparently he’s also a male feminist, or claims to be.

 

Reminds me of Justin Weiss Smith

[Vic Mackey 47163]

4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Bending her over and fucking her from behind.

[mulletpelini 5216]

[Speedtrucker 2082]

Springing for the Plan B upgrade edition just to be sure

[purplepride95 6890]

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[Vic Mackey 47163]

"Thats mest up"

Edited March 6, 2020 by Vic Mackey

[MissingInAction 25204]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

That shit happened to me without even knowing it. Bang this chick a few times then one morning she offers to clean the place while Im at work. Sure whatevs.

Come back to a home with her, three fuck trophies running around and her abuela cooking menudo. Kicked the bitch and the three ahit factories out, but kept the abuela for a couple weeks. 

Best menudo EVA!

Edited March 6, 2020 by MissingInAction

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21943]

Wouldn’t happen if she swallowed

[SimonBolivar 10960]

 

The dogwood is not native to Israel.

[mchookem 16408]

good lord there are a lot of stupid people in this country 😕

[elfenix 34338]

GGG? that means she wants it on her face

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[GotThatFire 166]

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

On 3/5/2020 at 5:20 PM, SurlyBDR said:

GGG? that means she wants it on her face

You serious?

[SurlyBDR 22852]

Thanks for saving our community through your wide reaching post on a local buy, sell and trade group.

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[Vic Mackey 47163]

Yes sir!

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[SurlyBDR 22852]

God damnit. Which one of you did this 

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[mulletpelini 5216]

6 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

God damnit. Which one of you did this 

"now imagine what the other side looks like"

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[futureman 22553]

16 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

am I missing something other than the grammar?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

[Homesickhorn 2208]

Oh man, not this fucking guy again.

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[SurlyBDR 22852]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

am I missing something other than the grammar?

No, Dick Tracy. That's all

Edited March 8, 2020 by SurlyBDR
And the best news is he found a home for it and posted their address online for some reason

[futureman 22553]

51 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

No, Dick Tracy. That's all

you know he could be ESL.  just a guy with a big heart doing his best to find a home for a wayward pup.  and you choose to eviscerate him because he hasn't mastered english.  pretty racist, imo.

[SurlyBDR 22852]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

you know he could be ESL.  just a guy with a big heart doing his best to find a home for a wayward pup.  and you choose to eviscerate him because he hasn't mastered english.  pretty racist, imo.

You're such a hero! 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

[futureman 22553]

43 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

You're such a hero! 

you're right, I am.