Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Born to Run 6569]

New word for the surly dictionary. Roast history

Hell yeah the ones that be in the deli are aight

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[tbone_ 14126]

Thotimus Maximus is a funny name though. I’ll give him that.

[Vic Mackey 47050]

[Matuka 1310]

Bye ribs, you were a tasty pork product.

[Dry Elbows 142]

Ribs.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Can we get rid of chips and salsa and still have chips and queso?

[SHOOTER12 8810]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

This is a tough one...I guess can the chips & salsa

[SHOOTER12 8810]

17 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

New word for the surly dictionary. Roast history

Damn it took me a while to figure out with they were talking about.

[Vic Mackey 47050]

[Vic Mackey 47050]

[futureman 22468]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

will she lick my ass?  

[futureman 22468]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

awesome

[Incredulity 11675]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fuck you!

 

sorry, reflexive response.

 

[Incredulity 11675]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

What are we talking here? 
 

is there such a thing as Jack Muslim?  

[demos 3003]

What kind of monster created this?

[Henry Hill 3156]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Brisket looks dry. Needs more ranch dressing.

[Vic Mackey 47050]

[Vic Mackey 47050]

 

[Vic Mackey 47050]

[Stunns38 3467]

Great brick matching there

[futureman 22468]

whatever it takes. 

[Bullneck 19103]

9 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Great brick matching there

"No job too small."

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

51 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

"No job too small."

What is things Vic Mackey had never said?

I'll take dudes who bang fat chicks for 400 Alex.

[drifter379 1106]

[futureman 22468]

that’s offensive!

[Longboard Horn 40326]

[GotThatFire 166]

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lol no thanks

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Yeah I'm going to pass as well

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Great brick matching there

In his spare time he’s in charge of picking the orange color used by UT

[Vic Mackey 47050]

[Vic Mackey 47050]

[Vic Mackey 47050]

[purplepride95 6890]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

[SurlyBDR 22799]

[Bullneck 19103]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Free throw, yeah.  Half court is fucking crazy.

[Vic Mackey 47050]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Free throw, yeah.  Half court is fucking crazy.

I might do it if its 1 out of 20. I was usually pretty decent at those. Would not risk having to make 2 of them, though.

[Vic Mackey 47050]

[Vic Mackey 47050]

[futureman 22468]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I might do it if its 1 out of 20. I was usually pretty decent at those. Would not risk having to make 2 of them, though.

only gotta make one and nothing happens to you.  one in 20 to not go to prison.  then just one more and you get fifty b. 

[SurlyBDR 22799]

[SurlyBDR 22799]

[futureman 22468]

that’s fair.  put him on blast and ruin his life. 

[Okie State 3821]

He's creating jobs. Parking lot glove picker upper.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Does the OP have an aftermarket fire chicken monogram on the hood?

I want to know more.

[SurlyBDR 22799]

I looked, but there aren't any more pictures of it. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

You could always just return it to him

[BrickHorn 18237]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You could always just return it to him

From Attorney General to litterbug.  My, how the mighty have fallen.

[markstanco 12577]

You could always just return it to him

https://pranksanonymous.com/product/glitter-bomb/

[Trey3216 15346]

On 4/10/2020 at 11:05 PM, Stunns38 said:

Great brick matching there

The brick matching isn’t nearly as bad as that completely off-centered keystone