Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Your Mom 4,805]

6 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Even the kids know.  Nurses and teachers.  

[mulletpelini 5,210]

12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

They were eating and driving and dropped the bowl.  

one letter makes all the difference

[futureman 22,444]

3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

one letter makes all the difference

‘bating and driving?

[purplepride95 6,890]

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

Lol at this thirsty in her comments. In a relationship and think it's an honor to be on her friend list and kissing her ass. 

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

[smuggs 9,353]

[Francisco 2.0 32,389]

 

 

[purplepride95 6,890]

[purplepride95 6,890]

[SurlyBDR 22,770]

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/147685069235235/posts/404106860259720/

 

[Matuka 1,310]

What could go wrong?

[SurlyBDR 22,770]

[SurlyBDR 22,770]

[BearSchlong 8,083]

Oh that is legit lol very clever.

 

Showed it to my 20 yr old daughter to see if she would get it, her reply was "Hey (her roommate at the Kappa house)'s mom fucked Mike Tyson once in Vegas. That's her claim to fame."

 

I can't wait to meet this broad.

 

 

[mulletpelini 5,210]

On 4/23/2020 at 11:58 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Manziel ain't taking no chances

[Armybrat 40,824]

15 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Manziel ain't taking no chances

He just heard about Mellow Yellow.

[MissingInAction 25,019]

On 4/22/2020 at 6:36 PM, BurntEyes said:

I was reading a stupid shit on Surly I red an Post Vic who wreet his thing no Gramma his name u know I telled jest alrighty you what name is his name

That one also made my brain bleed a little.

[MissingInAction 25,019]

On 4/23/2020 at 10:57 AM, smuggs said:

I make the absolute shit out of spaghetti! "Bout to make some now, you trick ass motherfuckers!

[tfoolry 8,202]

Make sure you evaporate the alcohol while cooking it. 

[MissingInAction 25,019]

2 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Oh that is legit lol very clever.

 

Showed it to my 20 yr old daughter to see if she would get it, her reply was "Hey (her roommate at the Kappa house)'s mom fucked Mike Tyson once in Vegas. That's her claim to fame."

 

I can't wait to meet this broad.

 

 

Pics of roomie and mom please. You know she has them..

[SurlyBDR 22,770]

[Stella Link 534]

Ouch.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,189]

11 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I make the absolute shit out of spaghetti! "Bout to make some now, you trick ass motherfuckers!

Only some mark ass bitches ain’t down with spaghetti. We have it at least once every couple of weeks. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,815]

That pic sums up the last decade of Texas sports perfectly 

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

[Crapinon 2,253]

[MissingInAction 25,019]

7 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Only some mark ass bitches ain’t down with spaghetti. We have it at least once every couple of weeks. 

I don't remember posting anything after 2 PM yesterday.

[futureman 22,444]

17 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I don't remember posting anything after 2 PM yesterday.

I really miss those days...

[Incredulity 11,655]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Something something Carole Baskin.  Something something Joe Exotic.

 

 

 

ps

Carole fed her first husband to those tigers.

Edited April 26, 2020 by Incredulity

[ROFL BOX 6,647]

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

..."How many" pic

Nil.

[ROFL BOX 6,647]

Just now, ROFL BOX said:

Nil.

Now be 100% honest & tell me how many of you assholes actually went back & recounted before you figured it out.

[Longboard Horn 40,296]

[Longboard Horn 40,296]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,876]

[SHOOTER12 8,800]

5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Jesus, I'm gonna esplode....

[purplepride95 6,890]

[purplepride95 6,890]

[purplepride95 6,890]

 

[SurlyBDR 22,770]

[ROFL BOX 6,647]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

This type + the "FB has deleted this 2x" type shit is maddeningly stupid.

[deft 6,842]

Ok, satanist.

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

You had to have touch like a mf on double rims.

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

[SurlyBDR 22,770]

[hundredTT 577]

45 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hahaha. I keep thinking Kliff is fucked once he's inevitably fired. But again, the dude had robbed Tech, and eventually Arizona for millions. 

Edited April 28, 2020 by hundredTT

[demos 3,002]

Easy. Apple juice.

[SurlyBDR 22,770]