Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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22 hours ago, deft said:

Ok, satanist.

You say that as though it could be a bad thing.

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4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

L to R

Top row:  2, 1, 4, 3
Bottom row, 1, 2.

 

 

[Tom 2959]

5 hours ago, demos said:

Easy. Apple juice.

 

Close.  You must have missed that grits was on there....nature's soggy, flavorless, breakfast mystery slop.

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I don't drink coffee, so this is quite an easy one.

& Lame all @ the same time.

[NWBuck 8552]

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I wonder if the eBay ad mentioned that something was a little fucked. 

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9 hours ago, Tom said:

 

Close.  You must have missed that grits was on there....nature's soggy, flavorless, breakfast mystery slop.

Never have had grits in my life. And judging from the pics I have seen, that will never change.

[Incredulity 11656]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Never have had grits in my life. And judging from the pics I have seen, that will never change.

[Al Czervik 1229]

10 hours ago, Tom said:

 

Close.  You must have missed that grits was on there....nature's soggy, flavorless, breakfast mystery slop.

Micklethwait Craft Meat in Austin, BBQ place, Jalapeno Cheese Grits, it will change your mind.

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[demos 3002]

  Close.  You must have missed that grits was on there....nature's soggy, flavorless, breakfast mystery slop.

 

You crazy. Grits with butter, salt and pepper. Runny egg next to them.

 

Also, i’ve never had soggy grits. Sounds like someone doesn’t know what they’re doing.

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You crazy. Grits with butter, salt and pepper. Runny egg next to them.  

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1 hour ago, demos said:

You crazy. Grits with butter, salt and pepper. Runny egg next to them.

 

Also, i’ve never had soggy grits. Sounds like someone doesn’t know what they’re doing.

You like 'em regular, creamy, or al dente?

[Vic Mackey 47012]

Just now, BurntEyes said:

 

Damn, now I'm hungry and horny.

Hit up @Zepol87 

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"I was feeling myself today"

[Tom 2959]

3 hours ago, demos said:

You crazy. Grits with butter, salt and pepper. Runny egg next to them.

 

Also, i’ve never had soggy grits. Sounds like someone doesn’t know what they’re doing.

 

I've never cooked grits in my life.  Only had them in restaurants.  So unless every restaurant I've ever had them in didn't know what they were doing...

And, yeah, anything will taste good when you dump a gallon of butter, salt, and pepper on it.  Sorry, I'm not impressed.

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https://www.facebook.com/1623112305/posts/10219729715746392/

[demos 3002]

You like 'em regular, creamy, or al dente?

Definitely not al dente.

Some best were at Toast in New Orleans.

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On 4/28/2020 at 5:20 PM, Vic Mackey said:

My wife absolutely loves grits and would divorce me if I picked it. I choose grits.  

[Tom 2959]

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

You just described popcorn, a part of lobster tail, the most important part of a rub for good BBQ, the best addition to a tasty roll, and tons of other delicious things.

I've no clue what restaurants you've allegedly eaten grits at, but if your take above is all you got out of it... Stop eating at Waffle Houses and IHOPs you fucking poor.

 

Butter and seasoning enhances all those things, but popcorn doesn't taste like cardboard without butter or salt.  It's still popcorn. Grits....not so much.

And I'll have you know I've certainly never been in a Waffle House sober enough to remember what I ate, so I guarantee it wasn't there.  

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^ Eat a lot of cardboard eh

[demos 3002]

Damn you tapa

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[Paco 1934]

You just described popcorn, a part of lobster tail, the most important part of a rub for good BBQ, the best addition to a tasty roll, and tons of other delicious things.
I've no clue what restaurants you've allegedly eaten grits at, but if your take above is all you got out of it... Stop eating at Waffle Houses and IHOPs you fucking poor.

Wait. Are you saying someone is too poor to understand grits??

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21876]

I could do without waffles, the only ones I really like are the ones I make with my waffle maker and I haven't done that in a long time.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21876]

The same person I get this from cheers every time the police kick down someone’s door with a no-knock warrant and shoot some "thug" for having a doobie

Edited April 30, 2020 by NeverMarryAStripper

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The same person I get this from cheers every time the police kick down someone’s door with a no-knock warrant and shoot some "thug" for having a doobie

Edited April 30, 2020 by NeverMarryAStripper

[tfoolry 8202]

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

[SurlyBDR 22770]

I 👏 told 👏 yo 👏 ass!

 

https://www.facebook.com/100014857442090/posts/877423282762912/

 

[luke duke 6412]

I'm hungry and horny.

This the exact phrase that Vic uses to search all of the dating sites.

[Speedtrucker 2071]

So who is Mike Bisigila... besigua... Mike Juicer going off on these days up in NYC?

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[SHOOTER12 8800]

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I don't know but she can leave those ugly ass legs and feet in the dark.

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[Vic Mackey 47012]

Look at me guys!! I had 3 kids with 3 different dads. None of them really help and I am doing my best!!!

 

[Vic Mackey 47012]

[Vic Mackey 47012]

Depends. If this was him shooting free throws in the clutch they needed to be made, you have good odds.

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