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  On 5/17/2020 at 7:32 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Buyer: Where do I meet you to buy the drugs?

This guy (above):  At the park.  Bring lots of 20s.

Buyer: What do you look like?

This guy: I have lots of tattoos - including on my scalp because I'm bald, I wear white.  I'll be squatting instead of sitting on a bench.  You can't miss me.

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Look, you want to him to save humanity or get work as a temporary Child Services case officer?  Pick your battles.  

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You always chuckle?  Remember the old saying, if you know someone's whose house burns down, you know an unfortunate person.  If you know several people's whose homes have burned down, you're an arsonist.  

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No, but on my ceiling, I did see the album art from Dave Matthew's "remember two things"  

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Evidently, the meme-master who made this classic is dead. I'm seeing it all over Facebook, but nobody's actually saying who he was or what he died of. Still worth reposting, though, 'cuz some classics are too good to let die.

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  On 5/18/2020 at 8:13 PM, purplepride95 said:

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Focus on the three colored dots on the girl's nose for 30 seconds without blinking, and then lift your head to the ceiling and blink fast.

Did you see the real picture of the girl in color on the ceiling?

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Someone far more educated than me better explain that shit.  It's scary, now imma have nightmares.

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